《Your Children Aren’t Special(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I don't know with all the margaritas

[00:00:01] We buy we can afford a child honey

[00:00:08] And I'll go you one further

[00:00:12] And this is the one folksthis is the idea

[00:00:16] That has made me virtually an anonymous figure in

[00:00:18] America for the last sixteen years

[00:00:23] I have watched my crowds dwindle and am going nowhere quick

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[00:00:29] If you have children here tonight

[00:00:30] And I assume some of you do

[00:00:32] I am sorry to tell you this they are not special

[00:00:41] Oh wait wait wait hold on let's don't have any

[00:00:43] Wait wait wait Don't misunderstand me I know a lotta y'all

[00:00:45] Whut Whyyyyyy No wait wait let's be clear on this

[00:00:50] I know you think they're special Hahahaha

[00:00:54] I'm aware of that I'm just trying

[00:00:57] To tellyathey're not hahahahaha D'ju know

[00:01:06] That every time a guy comes he comes two hunderd million sperm

[00:01:10] Did you know that two hunderd million Sperm

[00:01:14] And you mean to tell me you

[00:01:15] Think your child is special

[00:01:19] Because one out of two hunderd million sperm

[00:01:23] That load We're talking one loadconnected

[00:01:32] Gee what are the f**king odds

[00:01:38] Two hunderd you know what that means

[00:01:40] I have wiped entire civilizations

[00:01:42] Off of my chest with a grey gym sock

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[00:02:06] That is special Entire nations

[00:02:12] Have flaked and crusted in the hair

[00:02:14] Around my navel maybe even Gidea That is special

[00:02:28] And I want you to think about

[00:02:30] That you two egg carrying beings out

[00:02:34] There with that holier

[00:02:36] Than thou We have the gift of lifeattitude

[00:02:43] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping

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[00:03:05] BOOM

[00:03:06] A Milky Way shoots into my jockey shorts

[00:03:08] Ohhhhwa What's for f**king breakfast