《大王歌(搞笑版)》歌词

[00:00:00] 大王歌 (DJ版) - MC浪妓

[00:00:05] 大王你别胡闹

[00:00:07] 我要吃点耗子药

[00:00:09] 大王你别胡闹

[00:00:11] 我要找美眉睡觉

[00:00:12] 大王我要放屁

[00:00:14] 赶紧给我滚出去

[00:00:16] 千万别惹我生气

[00:00:18] 一屁蹦你二里地

[00:00:20] 大大大大大大王

[00:00:22] 大大大大大大王

[00:00:24] 大大大大大大王

[00:00:25] 大王大王去哪了

[00:00:27] 慷慨仗义呵呵呵

[00:00:29] 风流倜傥呵呵呵

[00:00:31] 风度偏偏哈哈哈

[00:00:33] 卑鄙小人闭嘴

[00:00:35] 大王摇大王摇

[00:00:36] 大王给我使劲摇

[00:00:38] 怎么摇怎么摇

[00:00:40] 我TM摇到外婆桥

[00:00:42] 外婆桥有灰狼

[00:00:43] 地上还全是蟑螂

[00:00:45] 有蟑螂我不怕

[00:00:47] 就怕摇到拉拉跨

[00:00:49] 拉拉跨能咋地

[00:00:51] 脑袋瓜子干漏气

[00:00:53] 大王大王好神气

[00:00:55] 臣妾也无能为力

[00:00:57] 扯犊子扯犊子

[00:00:59] 你TM真能扯犊子

[00:01:00] 大王 我没扯犊子

[00:01:02] 我小名叫小犊子

[00:01:04] 居然敢跟我犟嘴

[00:01:06] 吐你一脸辣椒水

[00:01:08] 大王大王大王

[00:01:09] 大王大王大王跪下