《Klan Kookout(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] Klan Kookout (Live) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:00] You guys seem like you're on my side right

[00:00:03] Alright let's change that

[00:00:05] Grab a seat have something

[00:00:07] To eat help yourself it's alright

[00:00:09] If you want a beer they're over here

[00:00:11] But we only got Coors Light

[00:00:13] Try a chip with my homemade dip

[00:00:16] The stuff is outta sight

[00:00:18] Right before bed we'll shave your head

[00:00:19] Good thing you're dressed in white

[00:00:24] 'Cause it's the Klan Kookout

[00:00:28] 'Cause it's the Klan Kookout

[00:00:33] Here's the wife-slash-sister

[00:00:35] She brightens up my day

[00:00:37] She went away and I missed her

[00:00:39] 'Cause my mom's a lousy lay

[00:00:40] Don't hang with foreign fellows

[00:00:42] It'll only be your loss

[00:00:44] Stay here and roast marshmallows

[00:00:47] By the burning cross

[00:00:51] At the Klan Kookout

[00:00:54] Just the Black people

[00:00:57] Klan Kookout

[00:01:00] Dan's on lookout

[00:01:04] At the Klan Kookout

[00:01:09] And if you're Black

[00:01:11] Don't want to see your face

[00:01:13] They're like a high-school

[00:01:14] Track just a stupid race

[00:01:17] We've got a plan kill all the Jews

[00:01:20] Are you a Mexican because you seem confused

[00:01:23] Senor que que que (KKK)

[00:01:29] It's the Klan Kookout

[00:01:33] It's the Klan Kookout

[00:01:35] Mein Kampf

[00:01:36] Check that book out yeah

[00:01:40] At the Klan Kookout

[00:01:44] All men are created equal man

[00:01:47] That shit gets me pissed

[00:01:48] Here's an idea for a sequel someone

[00:01:50] Loses Schindler's List

[00:01:53] I cook I clean 'cause I'm the hooded host

[00:01:56] And on Halloween I dress as a slave owner

[00:02:04] We hate Hispanics hence the twenty-foot walls

[00:02:07] And all you goddamn dirty Catholics

[00:02:09] Can Cath-o-lick my balls

[00:02:11] Ethnics give off weird aromas

[00:02:13] And I can't understand

[00:02:14] Why we need high-school diplomas

[00:02:17] With the bible in hand

[00:02:21] At the Klan Kookout I have black friends

[00:02:35] I was just kidding with that

[00:02:37] I don't have black friends