《Careful with That Mic...(LP版)》歌词

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[00:00:22] So tell me when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test

[00:00:25] Did you know the answers or did you guess

[00:00:26] You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans

[00:00:28] And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan

[00:00:30] What's the matter with you

[00:00:31] How come you rhyme monosyllabically

[00:00:32] Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary

[00:00:33] Your style's like a garbage can

[00:00:34] It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis

[00:00:36] Ever since you first record

[00:00:37] You been in a state of suspended animation

[00:00:39] You look like snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus

[00:00:40] Me cray you abacus

[00:00:40] But enough about you lets talk about me

[00:00:42] And how single-handedly

[00:00:43] I redefined the entire science of radiostronomy

[00:00:45] Making nobel prize winners question my notions of reality

[00:00:47] Oh but I digress

[00:00:48] You play sorry I play chess

[00:00:49] King's pawn to B3 checkmate

[00:00:50] Go get some percosets

[00:00:52] Haha haha

[00:00:58] Careful with that mic weezy

[00:01:02] Do you really think it's that easy

[00:01:05] Mmm this is really good ice cream

[00:01:06] You want some of it

[00:01:08] Oh my bad

[00:01:08] I didn't know you were lactose intolerant

[00:01:09] Makes you pass gas frightens all the girls away

[00:01:11] Only friends you keep are those you pay

[00:01:13] Always on the ready for the wack snack attack

[00:01:14] I carry sandwiches

[00:01:15] Around in a straight edge style Jansport backpack

[00:01:18] Got the gadget Q gave Bond

[00:01:19] Control your mind

[00:01:20] Make you jump in a pond

[00:01:21] Go quack-quack

[00:01:21] Flap your arms

[00:01:22] Leave you confused but completely unharmed

[00:01:24] Haha haha

[00:01:29] Careful with that mic weezy

[00:01:34] Do you really think it's that easy

[00:01:40] Do you really think it's true

[00:01:45] That up above they can't hear you

[00:01:50] Haha haha

[00:01:58] Now look here Both you

[00:01:59] And I know the past ten years have been rather intense

[00:02:00] And I'm ashamed to admit

[00:02:02] That I have been fooled by the seductions of violence

[00:02:03] People walking around with ugly auras

[00:02:04] Sometimes I'm even tempted to see

[00:02:06] The advice of Dr Laura

[00:02:07] But I ignore her

[00:02:09] And I take a deep breath and count to ten

[00:02:12] Ain't gonna let it get under my skin

[00:02:14] Take a deep breath and count to ten

[00:02:17] Think of all the nice places that I've been

[00:02:20] Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths

[00:02:21] I was tutored in the ancient mystories

[00:02:24] By a wizened philosoph

[00:02:25] Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time

[00:02:28] And wait for the one to come

[00:02:29] And get it done and finish the rhyme

[00:02:30] Haha

[00:02:33] Careful with that mic weezy

[00:02:38] Do you really think it's that easy

[00:02:44] Do you really think it's true

[00:02:49] That up above they can't hear you

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