《I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas(Remastered)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Want a Casting Couch for Christmas - Kay Martin & Her Bodygaurds

[00:00:09] I want a casting couch for christmas

[00:00:14] One to call my very own

[00:00:18] One on which a girl could retire

[00:00:22] With an occasional piece in front of the fire

[00:00:27] So santa don't you be a grouch

[00:00:31] Please send me a casting couch

[00:00:35] I've been in nearly ev'ry agent's office

[00:00:40] I've been to hollywood and back

[00:00:44] My trouble isn't always fallen arches

[00:00:49] It's my aching sacroiliac

[00:00:53] I want a couch to call my own

[00:00:55] I've come to this decision

[00:00:58] The only wrestling that i'd see

[00:01:00] Would be on television

[00:01:02] I want a casting couch for christmas

[00:01:07] One to call my very own

[00:01:11] One that felt real soft to my skin

[00:01:16] And i could even get a little practice in

[00:01:20] Cause i don't wanna be a slouch

[00:01:25] On anybody's casting couch

[00:01:29] My manager's apartment's really soundproof

[00:01:34] Believe me you can't hear a single word

[00:01:38] Because he's working on a special theory

[00:01:43] That girls should be obscene and not heard

[00:01:47] One agent had an office

[00:01:49] That really was appealing

[00:01:52] He even had a movie script

[00:01:54] Projected on the ceiling

[00:01:56] I want a casting couch for christmas

[00:02:01] One to call my very own

[00:02:05] My dressing room should be gold starred

[00:02:09] So i'll take on all comers with no holds barred

[00:02:14] So santa on this i'll vouch

[00:02:18] If you'll bring me a casting couch

[00:02:22] You'll be surprised how far it gets you

[00:02:25] If you show a ju some jitsu

[00:02:27] On a casting couch