《Mr. Popeil》歌词

[00:00:01] Mr Popeil - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:21] I need a Vegematic

[00:00:23] I need a Pocket Fisherman

[00:00:26] I need a handy appliance

[00:00:28] That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

[00:00:31] (Operators are standing by how does that make you feel )

[00:00:36] Help me

[00:00:38] Mr Popeil

[00:00:52] I wanna shine some pennies

[00:00:54] I wanna mend some leather

[00:00:56] I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

[00:01:04] (Please no C O D 's don't miss out on this deal)

[00:01:08] Ah help me

[00:01:10] Mr Popeil

[00:01:19] Help me

[00:01:20] Mr Popeil

[00:01:24] Mr Popeil

[00:01:26] Mr Popeil

[00:01:30] (Woo woo ohh)

[00:01:41] It slices it dices

[00:01:43] Look at that tomato

[00:01:46] You could even cut a tin can with it

[00:01:49] But you wouldn't want to

[00:01:51] Mr Popeil I'm in trouble

[00:01:54] Need your assistance on the double

[00:01:57] Oh no Now how am I gonna make

[00:02:00] My old vinyl car top look like new

[00:02:04] Mr Popeil

[00:02:05] Tell me what am I s'posed to do

[00:02:37] Mr Popeil

[00:02:38] Mr Popeil

[00:02:42] (Now how much would you pay )

[00:02:47] But wait there's more

[00:02:48] It's not sold in any store

[00:02:53] (Now how much would you pay )

[00:02:57] Don't answer yet

[00:03:01] Just look what else you get

[00:03:03] (Now how much would you pay )

[00:03:09] If you order today

[00:03:11] You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray

[00:03:14] (Now how much would you pay )

[00:03:18] Now how much would you pay

[00:03:20] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

[00:03:21] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

[00:03:24] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

[00:03:27] Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

[00:03:46] Make me buy a Garden Weasel

[00:03:49] Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer

[00:03:52] Make me take advantage of this amazing TV offer

[00:03:57] (Call our toll-free number we'll make you such a deal)

[00:04:02] Aw help me

[00:04:04] Mr Popeil I want it

[00:04:07] (Mr Popeil)

[00:04:08] Well I need it

[00:04:10] (Mr Popeil)

[00:04:10] I got to got to got to have it

[00:04:12] Mr Popeil

[00:04:15] Mr Popeil

[00:04:18] Hey