《一千八 干擦擦》歌词
[00:00:00] 一千八 干擦擦 - 唐鹏
[00:00:00] 词:唐鹏
[00:00:01] 曲:张云岗/秦洋
[00:00:23] 女:老倌
[00:00:26] 男:啊
[00:00:27] 女:快死回来
[00:00:28] 男:又搞什么子
[00:00:29] 女:方便面又涨价啦
[00:00:31] 男:涨价么你少肿点嘛你也是
[00:00:33] 女:你说个屁样样东西都在涨价
[00:00:36] 吃的东西涨价嘛大不了少吃点
[00:00:39] 最夸张的是连卫生纸都涨价啦
[00:00:41] 男:么你就少屙点
[00:00:43] 女:么格是我们吃进去
[00:00:44] 喝进去以后都不解手嘎
[00:00:45] 男:也倒是
[00:00:46] 女:再涨么
[00:00:47] 我们连解手都解不起啦
[00:00:48] 男:么就憋的
[00:00:58] 大河那个涨水嘛
[00:01:01] 物价也跟的张啰
[00:01:03] 就连吃碗米线
[00:01:05] 我也会心慌啰
[00:01:08] 只见那个物价嘛
[00:01:10] 唰唰唰呢涨啰
[00:01:13] 我那可怜的工资
[00:01:15] 像瘫痪掉一样啰诶哟
[00:01:20] 以前我工资一千八
[00:01:22] 每个月还可以去酒吧
[00:01:25] 现在我工资一千八
[00:01:27] 每个月只能吃小粑粑
[00:01:30] 以前我工资一千八
[00:01:32] 每个月都能咂软中华
[00:01:34] 现在我工资一千八
[00:01:37] 就只能捡点烟锅巴
[00:01:39] 烟锅巴
[00:01:51] 物价和欧洲一样
[00:01:54] 房价和月球一样
[00:01:56] 只有非洲老表呢工资
[00:01:59] 和我们一样
[00:02:01] 只见那个物价嘛
[00:02:03] 唰唰唰呢涨啰
[00:02:05] 我那可怜的工资
[00:02:08] 像瘫痪掉一样啰不涨
[00:02:13] 以前我工资一千八
[00:02:15] 每个月都可以吃龙虾
[00:02:18] 现在我工资一千八
[00:02:20] 每天就只能吃韭菜花
[00:02:22] 以前我工资一千八
[00:02:25] 每个月都能去洗桑拿
[00:02:27] 现在我工资一千八
[00:02:29] 就只能整盆水自己擦
[00:02:32] 自己擦干擦擦
[00:02:34] 挨皮擦塌赶紧擦
[00:02:37] 大河那个涨水嘛
[00:02:39] 物价也跟的张啰
[00:02:41] 就连吃碗米线么
[00:02:44] 我也会心慌啰
[00:02:46] 只见那个物价
[00:02:49] 唰唰唰呢涨啰
[00:02:51] 我那可怜的工资
[00:02:53] 像瘫痪掉一样啰诶哟
[00:02:58] 物价和欧洲一样
[00:03:01] 房价和月球一样
[00:03:03] 只有非洲老表呢工资
[00:03:06] 和我们一样
[00:03:08] 只见那个物价
[00:03:10] 它唰唰唰呢涨啰
[00:03:13] 我那可怜的工资
[00:03:15] 像瘫痪掉一样啰
[00:03:18] 不涨
[00:03:20] 不涨
[00:03:22] 不会涨
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