《Rehab Center for Fictional Characters(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Rehab Center for Fictional Characters - Bo Burnham

[00:00:21] Hey I'm Santa Claus

[00:00:23] I'm the king of snow

[00:00:25] I hate my wife be'cause

[00:00:26] She is a ho ho ho

[00:00:32] She used to please me everyday

[00:00:33] Then she made it clear

[00:00:35] That Santa's only s'pose to come once year

[00:00:40] Fucking bitch

[00:00:42] Now I buy whores

[00:00:44] Rock n roll

[00:00:45] And I stuff their stockings

[00:00:47] With my north pole

[00:01:02] I had a wonderful life

[00:01:04] With a healthy household

[00:01:06] And a beautiful wife

[00:01:07] And a pot full of gold

[00:01:16] Then my wife spent my riches all by herself

[00:01:19] And since women are B*****s blew a keebler elf

[00:01:26] Now I drink all day

[00:01:28] And a part of me dies

[00:01:29] 'Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged

[00:01:31] By the rice krispie guys

[00:01:43] Everyday I wake up and I get to work late

[00:01:46] My boss says hey what'sup

[00:01:48] I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this shit

[00:01:56] The kids they laugh 'cause I'm a sensitive cat

[00:02:00] Big P***y I can't argue with that

[00:02:06] If another kid gives me frosted flakes

[00:02:09] I swear on my life I'll eat his parents

[00:02:23] I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back

[00:02:25] Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack

[00:02:26] Heaps of heroine aint no joke

[00:02:28] Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke

[00:02:33] Coooooke

[00:02:36] Drugs for life that's my plan

[00:02:38] But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

[00:02:46] Hey pat did you hear all my elves got sick

[00:02:50] I think they got herpes from some irish chick

[00:02:53] Mother fucker

[00:03:00] Santa Tony could you guys please stop

[00:03:04] Oh snap crackle and pop