《《呼家将》 第23回》歌词

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[00:00:01] 小和尚海清给欧阳子樱圆梦

[00:00:06] 那个欧阳子樱说得哈哈大笑

[00:00:09] 就想到前边儿登台打擂

[00:00:13] 在一旁急坏

[00:00:15] 他二徒弟叫海虹

[00:00:17] 海虹说

[00:00:18] 师傅

[00:00:19] 你可别听我师兄胡说八道啊

[00:00:21] 他说这反话谁不知道墙头跑马有去无回

[00:00:27] 脖子上搭着雪缰绳

[00:00:29] 那是犯法绳啊

[00:00:31] 一落花碗都砸碎不吉

[00:00:34] 不利遗体馒头蒸生

[00:00:36] 必须回龙

[00:00:38] 冥想啊

[00:00:39] 人要回龙是急死

[00:00:42] 没有一声

[00:00:43] 我是师傅号子投钱跑离忙后边追小耗子钻进香油瓶狸猫把住瓶子嘴儿耗子早晚在劫难逃

[00:00:54] 师傅

[00:00:55] 这梦实乃凶兆啊

[00:00:58] 乌鸦拉着你一嘴分更是倒霉

[00:01:01] 丧气

[00:01:02] 您决定不出类

[00:01:03] 这是对的

[00:01:05] 听海虹这么一说

[00:01:07] 欧阳子英收住笑容

[00:01:10] 面沉似水

[00:01:12] 哦

[00:01:13] 这么说啊

[00:01:15] 这梦做得不好

[00:01:16] 海虹啊

[00:01:17] 我梦见一只黑虎打了我一爪子

[00:01:20] 到现在我爸膀子还疼

[00:01:22] 我还梦见一只凤凰叨瞎了我的眼睛

[00:01:27] 你说怎么回事儿弥陀佛

[00:01:29] 您这么一说

[00:01:30] 更不能出泪了

[00:01:32] 就天生卢凤英极了

[00:01:35] 林寒再见

[00:01:36] 欧阳思英快出来

[00:01:38] 再不出来我可到后台抓你去了

[00:01:42] 任平、卢凤英怎么校正那和尚赖着不出来

[00:01:47] 台下看热闹

[00:01:48] 老百姓都替姑娘着急

[00:01:50] 好多人呐

[00:01:51] 天天都在这看类

[00:01:53] 知道这里的规矩

[00:01:55] 有人出主意

[00:01:56] 姑娘大和尚不出来不要紧

[00:01:59] 你赶紧去敲那个花千骨鼓响三通他要不出来让包相爷知道就重打他40 军棍你敲鼓

[00:02:10] A 好

[00:02:12] 姑娘身手

[00:02:13] 拿起鼓槌

[00:02:14] 网上身躯不动不动不动不动动

[00:02:21] 鼓声一响

[00:02:22] 把老和尚

[00:02:23] 小和尚都下上

[00:02:24] 欧阳子英一皱眉问海青

[00:02:28] 怎么办

[00:02:29] 还请师傅呱呱可响啦咕咕响怎么的

[00:02:34] 哎呀

[00:02:34] 师傅你亡了吗

[00:02:35] 鼓响完之后你要不出来包厢也知道要打40 军棍呢

[00:02:41] 哦

[00:02:43] 这40 棍

[00:02:44] 马为师

[00:02:46] L 20 架

[00:02:48] 那你20 下呢

[00:02:50] 你看海虹

[00:02:52] 一个人十下啊

[00:02:54] 想和人心的话

[00:02:56] 这还带分的

[00:02:58] 鼓声响过

[00:02:59] 老和尚还是没出来

[00:03:02] 卢凤英问台下人

[00:03:05] 光顾小姐你看见没有

[00:03:08] 那边还挂着生铁中呢

[00:03:10] 你再去砸桌

[00:03:12] 钟声响过

[00:03:14] 和声再不出来

[00:03:15] 包丞相就打他80 军棍

[00:03:19] 80 军棍就要他命了

[00:03:21] A 好

[00:03:23] 姑娘扔下鼓槌儿

[00:03:25] 拿起罗脸

[00:03:27] 啊啊啊

[00:03:30] 连销售小和尚赶紧报告师父

[00:03:34] 师父中可降啦

[00:03:36] 弥陀佛欧阳子樱念声佛号就想纵身上内

[00:03:43] 你和齐梦凤凰刀瞎我一只眼

[00:03:48] 经适不适应

[00:03:49] 在外边女的身上太可怕啦

[00:03:53] 算了

[00:03:54] 我认啦

[00:03:55] 他又坐下了

[00:03:56] 徒儿钟声响过

[00:03:59] 咱们爷们儿再不出来包工打咱们多少棍呢

[00:04:03] 师傅打80 下好为师埃塔40 下哦

[00:04:10] 我们哥俩一人20 下

[00:04:12] 对小和尚头皮发麻

[00:04:17] 心里直叫苦啊

[00:04:18] 你算把我们豁出去了

[00:04:20] 终生停下

[00:04:22] 老和尚还没出来

[00:04:24] 卢凤英又问

[00:04:25] 哟

[00:04:26] 怎么还没出来啊

[00:04:28] 还有什么办法

[00:04:30] 台下人海姑娘

[00:04:32] 你看台中间挂这块匾

[00:04:34] 骂那叫or 龙

[00:04:35] 金匾皇上御笔题字

[00:04:39] 你照着扁砸一下就行了

[00:04:43] 噢

[00:04:43] 别一想他再不出来

[00:04:46] 该打他多少棍呢

[00:04:48] 一棍都不拿啦哟

[00:04:51] 那我杂干什么

[00:04:53] 姑娘别看不打

[00:04:55] 不打棍子

[00:04:56] 他就钻铡刀了哦

[00:04:59] 那好

[00:05:00] 姑娘赶紧再冰架上

[00:05:02] 拿起大棍照丁闹

[00:05:04] 龙君扁啪

[00:05:05] 一下子这一下打得太重了

[00:05:08] 得金匾

[00:05:11] 后台的欧阳紫英和她徒弟可吓坏了

[00:05:15] 害羞的失望你咋又不出来

[00:05:18] 咱们爷们儿就得钻钻钻铡刀啦

[00:05:21] 他吓得嘴都不好使了

[00:05:23] 老和尚哼了一声

[00:05:25] 嗯

[00:05:28] 怎么办

[00:05:29] 海琴说

[00:05:30] 实在不行我再替你打一阵

[00:05:33] 那好

[00:05:34] 你替为师走一趟

[00:05:36] 那好

[00:05:37] 我出去

[00:05:38] 海清把外边肥大衣服垮下去

[00:05:41] 蹭大连

[00:05:43] 来到外边

[00:05:44] 抬头一看

[00:05:46] 正是方才连喊带叫的那个姑娘

[00:05:50] 海清拐棍心神

[00:05:51] 心里琢磨黑

[00:05:53] 折腾半天呐

[00:05:55] 是这个丫头

[00:05:57] 有什么呢

[00:05:58] 甭说跟他打了也看一眼也能高兴半年呢

[00:06:02] 不就个大姑娘吗

[00:06:04] 三拳两脚

[00:06:05] 把他踢下去我就赢了

[00:06:08] 哎

[00:06:08] 何必我师傅担惊受怕呢

[00:06:10] 想到这儿来都切进高颂佛号

[00:06:13] 阿弥陀佛嘿嘿嘿

[00:06:18] 姑娘你是谁呀

[00:06:21] 我叫卢凤英

[00:06:22] 你可是欧阳子英啊

[00:06:24] 不

[00:06:24] 不不

[00:06:25] 欧阳子樱是我师傅

[00:06:26] 我是他的徒弟

[00:06:28] 我叫海青

[00:06:29] 有外号叫扳不倒

[00:06:32] 哦

[00:06:34] 你回去叫你师傅出来

[00:06:36] 哎哎

[00:06:37] 爸

[00:06:38] 我打败了

[00:06:38] 我师傅是不会出来的

[00:06:40] 我不和你打

[00:06:42] 请问姑娘你为什么在擂台上连打鼓带撞钟又砸or 龙金匾

[00:06:48] 我们师徒跟你有什么仇啊

[00:06:51] 有什么仇

[00:06:52] 我和你们重深似海

[00:06:54] 我的哥哥卢振芳被你师傅打死了

[00:06:57] 今天我要你们的性命替我死去的哥哥报仇哟

[00:07:02] 是这么回事儿啊

[00:07:03] 我说怎么拼命跟我们没完没了的姑娘

[00:07:07] 你说你鞋弓袜小软弱身躯

[00:07:12] 你打啥类啊

[00:07:14] 你哥哥都不行

[00:07:15] 男子汉大丈夫都成了大豆腐

[00:07:17] 你个小丫蛋子能是对手吗

[00:07:20] 别在众人面前丢人宣誓呢

[00:07:22] 一我良言相劝

[00:07:24] 你走吧

[00:07:25] 我有好生之德让你走胡说

[00:07:29] 今天我要你的命好哇

[00:07:31] 打了孩子

[00:07:32] 大人准出来

[00:07:33] 我要输了

[00:07:34] 我十不准来

[00:07:35] 那么

[00:07:35] 你说咱俩怎么打是稳打呢

[00:07:38] 还是武打H 姑娘觉得奇怪

[00:07:42] 打雷打雷

[00:07:43] 讲究一无会有全角相对刀枪交战

[00:07:49] 怎么还有文的武的呢

[00:07:50] 不明白的问问

[00:07:52] 嗯

[00:07:53] 吴达

[00:07:54] 怎么讲武打呀

[00:07:56] 你看别人架子

[00:07:58] 刀枪剑戟斧钺钩叉镗棍

[00:08:00] 槊棒鞭锏锤抓拐子流行

[00:08:02] 你可以真刀实枪你来我往

[00:08:07] 但有一样

[00:08:08] 弄不好就得白刀子进去

[00:08:10] 红刀子出来把命搭上

[00:08:13] 那要是稳打呢

[00:08:16] 稳打1 T 3 拳

[00:08:18] 你打我三下

[00:08:19] 我打你三下

[00:08:20] 谁是被打趴下谁算输

[00:08:24] 那是咱俩稳打姑娘一想

[00:08:27] 甭管怎么D 1 T 3 下打文明点

[00:08:29] 免得呀

[00:08:31] 这衣服撕破了

[00:08:32] 刮坏了

[00:08:33] 露着肉体不好看

[00:08:34] 这样那是文达文达

[00:08:38] 你说你先打我

[00:08:39] 是我先答

[00:08:40] 你微信里出的

[00:08:42] 你说吧

[00:08:43] 妈妈

[00:08:44] 我是男的

[00:08:47] 你是女的

[00:08:48] 让着点

[00:08:50] 你先打我

[00:08:51] 我先打你好

[00:08:53] 葩姑凉事儿过来吧啊

[00:08:56] 着啥急啊

[00:08:57] 等我准备好的越详细地打听着

[00:08:59] 莫往肚子上答

[00:09:02] 不希望别人打打算不算

[00:09:05] 好

[00:09:06] 那位说和尚会气功啊

[00:09:07] 会啊

[00:09:08] 什么气功啊

[00:09:09] 跟着师傅学的叫一粒混元蛤蟆气

[00:09:14] 据说蛤蟆秋月上肚子鼓挺大个儿

[00:09:18] 好像肚皮上扣个小盆儿一样

[00:09:20] 越生气可就不许说话了

[00:09:23] 要是一说话一跑气儿这话不灵了

[00:09:27] 如果运上气

[00:09:29] 可以做到刀枪不入

[00:09:32] 姑娘在这看着小和尚一伸手

[00:09:35] 把上面的短风衣刷啦

[00:09:37] 就脱了

[00:09:38] 光着膀子露着大肚皮

[00:09:40] 把大袋往下杀了杀

[00:09:42] 骑马蹲裆式网

[00:09:44] 立正开始运气

[00:09:46] 呜呜呜呜呜呜

[00:09:52] 姑娘一瞧

[00:09:53] 只见和尚肚皮上开始起一个个大紫包

[00:09:58] 气运足了

[00:09:59] 像个小盆儿一样

[00:10:01] 这个和尚不能说话了

[00:10:03] 海清冲着姑娘点点手伸一个手指头

[00:10:07] 意思说

[00:10:08] 你先打一下吧

[00:10:10] 狐狸瞧他会气功

[00:10:13] 他会气功山泉

[00:10:15] 恐难取胜

[00:10:17] 我师傅说过我也别让她吓着

[00:10:20] 也不知道是真功夫假功夫

[00:10:22] 我打下试试

[00:10:23] 完了再说

[00:10:24] 想到这姑娘

[00:10:25] 攒足力气

[00:10:26] 抬手嗨

[00:10:28] 呜呜

[00:10:30] 一全职过来

[00:10:32] 就听到啪的一声啊

[00:10:34] 就像打到交屁股上一样

[00:10:36] 小和尚纹丝儿没动

[00:10:39] 这位大姑娘蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬倒退了好几步

[00:10:43] 哎哟

[00:10:43] 我的妈呀

[00:10:45] 怎么

[00:10:46] 海清啊

[00:10:47] 没怎么的

[00:10:48] 姑娘的手脖子差点存折了

[00:10:51] 还就丈夫有功夫

[00:10:53] 不然首博的非唇舌不可天呐

[00:10:56] 欧阳子英徒弟这么厉害

[00:10:58] 这么打三圈30 圈也打不倒他

[00:11:02] 哎

[00:11:02] 怎么办呢

[00:11:04] 我师傅说过

[00:11:05] 逢强智取

[00:11:07] 遇弱活擒

[00:11:08] 先把他期末的破了

[00:11:10] 然后揍他

[00:11:12] 想到这儿二次

[00:11:14] 举起拳头还打

[00:11:15] 呜呜

[00:11:18] 拳头来得很猛

[00:11:19] 等他拳头距离和尚肚皮差一扎远的时候

[00:11:23] 姑娘把手啊松开了

[00:11:26] 用巴掌再合成

[00:11:27] 肚皮上拍了一下子

[00:11:30] 轻轻的拍

[00:11:33] 啊

[00:11:35] 这是海青

[00:11:36] 没想到的

[00:11:37] 嗯

[00:11:38] 他怎么点了一声啊

[00:11:40] 使那么大劲儿

[00:11:42] 怎么不打呀

[00:11:43] 他想打没打

[00:11:45] 想使劲儿没使劲儿啊

[00:11:49] 我明白了

[00:11:50] 这是相中我了

[00:11:52] 你还别说

[00:11:53] 平时对着镜子照着我自己的模样

[00:11:56] 又把头发长奇拉怪俊的呢

[00:11:59] 呵呵

[00:12:00] 别胡思乱想哦

[00:12:02] 第三下了我的运足气咳

[00:12:06] 他运足气出姑娘点首

[00:12:09] 那意思

[00:12:09] 说快打是第三家吧

[00:12:12] 姑娘这回啊

[00:12:14] 把右手放下

[00:12:15] 左手伸出来了

[00:12:17] 用小母手指甲去挠合成肚皮儿

[00:12:22] 嗯

[00:12:23] 要打了

[00:12:24] 穿花一到要打了

[00:12:28] 我可要打啦

[00:12:30] 投两下海青还憋得住第三下子

[00:12:33] 实在受不了了

[00:12:35] 他发痒痒啊

[00:12:36] 哼哼哈哈呢

[00:12:39] 姑娘巴莉全寡喽

[00:12:43] 这小子没气儿姑娘就是师兄一把

[00:12:47] 一手抓住秦兄

[00:12:48] 一手抓住皮肤大袋

[00:12:50] 用足力气抓把他举起来

[00:12:52] 脑袋冲

[00:12:53] 前脚冲后

[00:12:54] 你给我下去吧

[00:12:58] 往擂台下扔擂台前两丈多宽的地方没有人

[00:13:05] 下边是青石

[00:13:07] 他刷往地上扔也巧了

[00:13:10] 有块大石头带棱儿的脑袋碰在时间上趴地上

[00:13:15] 当时摔个脑浆

[00:13:16] 迸裂海清气绝身亡

[00:13:20] 泪塔下哇

[00:13:22] 一声就乱了

[00:13:23] 哎呀

[00:13:24] 百天呢

[00:13:25] 竟看和尚打死别人了

[00:13:27] 头一次这大姑娘把和尚打死了

[00:13:31] 有的到好友的跳起来欢呼

[00:13:34] 有的激动地流下眼泪

[00:13:36] 可够报仇啦

[00:13:38] 姑娘要把欧阳思一打死可就给我们出了气啦

[00:13:44] 卢凤英趁热打铁

[00:13:46] 冲着后台高喊

[00:13:48] 欧阳思英

[00:13:49] 你快出来

[00:13:51] 早有人给老和尚报信

[00:13:54] 说海清死了

[00:13:55] 又心疼又着急

[00:13:57] 他转身想起来

[00:13:59] 不行

[00:14:01] 今天这方不正

[00:14:03] 我别去啦

[00:14:05] 彩虹啊

[00:14:06] 伺候师傅

[00:14:08] 去

[00:14:09] 你打一下T

[00:14:10] 你师兄报仇是

[00:14:13] 海虹硬着头皮答应一声

[00:14:16] 麒麟龙凤来到擂台上

[00:14:19] 丫头

[00:14:20] 你敢打死我的师兄

[00:14:22] 不要你的性命占全全杀连击

[00:14:25] 三拳

[00:14:26] 姑娘往旁一闪身

[00:14:28] 仔细看

[00:14:29] 还是个小和尚

[00:14:30] 你是谁

[00:14:31] 我叫海虹

[00:14:32] 欧阳子樱的

[00:14:33] 你把我打败了

[00:14:34] 我师傅准出来

[00:14:37] 说着连连进招

[00:14:38] 两个人在擂台上打在一块儿

[00:14:41] 婚姻却在下边看得两眼发直

[00:14:43] 暗暗佩服这姑娘的拳脚

[00:14:46] 招数使出来又稳又准

[00:14:49] 打了有十几个回合

[00:14:51] 这姑娘突然往下一缩身和上一个饿虎扑食

[00:14:55] 呜呜哭哭了

[00:14:57] 姑娘就是从网上移送

[00:14:59] 说来个扫堂腿

[00:15:01] 小和尚蹬往前一栽

[00:15:04] 他刚想站起来

[00:15:05] 姑娘啪一脚扑通把海虹pi 1 倒进擂台上

[00:15:10] 随后姑娘往前一伸

[00:15:12] 一脚踩住

[00:15:13] 潜心一脚踩住左腿

[00:15:15] 伸手把右脚脖子抓住了干什么

[00:15:19] 他要皮

[00:15:20] 海虹心想

[00:15:23] 我哥哥就是被欧阳子英劈死的

[00:15:26] 今天我把你劈了

[00:15:27] 小河的两条腿并得噔噔的

[00:15:30] 丫头

[00:15:31] 你把我劈两半啊

[00:15:33] 你是做梦

[00:15:34] 我会惊就惊

[00:15:36] 她两腿就较上劲儿了

[00:15:38] 姑娘这么一事啊

[00:15:40] 真没掰开什么

[00:15:42] 你会今就今你不动我

[00:15:46] 你会今就今我会千金帮

[00:15:51] 你蹦不开

[00:15:52] 你看着我蚌埠开姑娘伴小腿啊

[00:15:56] 慢慢抬

[00:15:57] 就像呀

[00:15:58] 一吓的

[00:15:59] 一抬一落一抬一落

[00:16:01] 三台两台

[00:16:02] 把这小的腿无就搬到平胸了

[00:16:06] A

[00:16:07] 你这今就今还紧不紧

[00:16:09] 哎哎

[00:16:10] 差不点儿啦

[00:16:11] 既然这样去你不XX

[00:16:15] 把海红力劈两半

[00:16:18] 说劈两半儿可不是从人的身子中间劈开

[00:16:23] 而是把大腿给掰下来

[00:16:25] 死尸pi 到台板下

[00:16:27] 有君主把尸体打扫血迹

[00:16:30] 打扫干净

[00:16:32] 卢凤英

[00:16:33] 这才觉得心里好受多了

[00:16:35] 欧阳四英

[00:16:37] 出来不出来

[00:16:38] 这回欧阳子英再也坐不住了

[00:16:42] 哈哈

[00:16:42] 一样海清

[00:16:44] 海洪

[00:16:44] 我调教多年

[00:16:45] 想不到死到丫头手带我要他性命

[00:16:49] 潘小莲儿大和尚从里面出来

[00:16:53] 这是个坨头戴法

[00:16:55] 僧人呢

[00:16:56] 比海清海虹大于二

[00:17:00] 头戴月牙紫金箍散发披肩往脸上看

[00:17:04] 四十八九岁廿四猪肝

[00:17:07] 两刀秃眉毛

[00:17:08] 一对蛤蟆眼塌鼻梁

[00:17:09] 大嘴叉

[00:17:10] 连斌了腮呼吸扎里扎煞散满天星

[00:17:16] 两眼放着凶光啊

[00:17:19] 弥陀佛丫头

[00:17:21] 你敢打死我徒儿的性命连进三招

[00:17:27] 卢凤英左躲右闪

[00:17:29] 两人差着坏事打在一起

[00:17:31] 打到20 回合

[00:17:33] 卢凤英不行

[00:17:35] 鼻凹鬓角热汗直流啊

[00:17:38] 他哪是和声对手啊

[00:17:40] 孟强焦玉一看这哪行啊

[00:17:42] 和声那么大坨儿

[00:17:44] 姑娘这么小

[00:17:45] 块儿能把它装里

[00:17:47] A

[00:17:48] 和尚欺负姑娘算什么能耐

[00:17:51] 打赢了也不光彩呀

[00:17:53] 吓得吓得诶

[00:17:56] 你说什么吧

[00:17:57] He Sheng 不理这茬

[00:17:58] 一心要报杀徒弟之仇啊

[00:18:02] 姑娘也红眼了

[00:18:04] 今天不是鱼死就是网破

[00:18:07] 我豁出去了

[00:18:09] 姑娘拼命还吓人

[00:18:11] 那眼珠瞪的跟包子那么大都舍不得眨巴眼儿

[00:18:15] 生怕漏掉一招黑

[00:18:18] 东京汴梁心事多

[00:18:20] 大姑娘站着和尚打了这么长时间啊

[00:18:23] 有两下子咱真是开眼了

[00:18:25] 学能耐了

[00:18:27] 突然姑娘脚下一滑

[00:18:29] 出溜的呀

[00:18:30] 仰面朝天的躺在台板上

[00:18:33] 怎么摔倒了

[00:18:35] 姑娘身上的汗出的太多了

[00:18:37] 把台版军师的脚下一**吧唧摔倒了

[00:18:42] 大河这么一看

[00:18:44] 嗯

[00:18:45] 丫头a

[00:18:46] 刚才你看你在台上喳喳呼呼的盛气凌人

[00:18:51] 摔倒了

[00:18:52] 我不能饶你我叫你当着千人万人面丢人炫事

[00:18:57] 我往前一扑把你摁到身底下

[00:19:00] 你挺大个姑娘

[00:19:01] 这个和尚你的身底下

[00:19:03] 哼哼你不死

[00:19:06] 也得自杀呀

[00:19:07] 羞涩吧

[00:19:08] 你羞涩死啊

[00:19:09] 想到这儿

[00:19:10] 他往下一近身来个饿虎扑食

[00:19:13] 哎

[00:19:14] 呜呜

[00:19:16] 笨姑娘

[00:19:17] 扑了过去

[00:19:19] 姑娘不甘心等死

[00:19:20] 他想起来他想呢

[00:19:24] 来个乌龙绞柱

[00:19:25] 两条腿啪一转

[00:19:27] 然后鲤鱼打挺脚尖点地一眼

[00:19:30] 蝶进普通站起来

[00:19:33] 可是

[00:19:34] 不容许他一连串的动作做全了

[00:19:37] 那和尚身法太快了

[00:19:39] 没两下子不会99 天没碰过对手

[00:19:44] 姑娘是最后一天

[00:19:46] 这是和尚得有点儿疲劳了

[00:19:49] 不然也走不上20 回合

[00:19:52] 就的姑娘

[00:19:53] 两条腿趴的这么一转啊

[00:19:56] 尼采和尚之际

[00:19:57] 和尚忘性扑身high

[00:20:02] 赶巧了

[00:20:02] 也寸了

[00:20:04] 上文书我说过

[00:20:06] 姑娘脚上穿着绣鞋

[00:20:08] 适合琵琶露筋底

[00:20:11] 在鞋尖儿上有馒头

[00:20:13] 大的一朵红绒球

[00:20:16] 在红绒球里呢

[00:20:17] 暗藏了两把倒须钢钩啊

[00:20:21] 两把铁勾子干什么用的呢

[00:20:24] 在马上高高挂挂

[00:20:25] 做个马上技巧什么的

[00:20:27] 今天两把铁勾子就给合成预备好了

[00:20:31] 一个和尚办4G 1 铺

[00:20:33] 想起来来不及了

[00:20:34] 干嘛呢

[00:20:35] 用足尖啪

[00:20:37] 去刀合上的眼睛用钢钩啊

[00:20:41] 想把合上眼睛倒瞎

[00:20:43] 和尚见势不好养脸啊

[00:20:46] 一闪身

[00:20:47] 眼睛躲开了

[00:20:49] 嗯

[00:20:50] 正刀在鼻子上

[00:20:52] 在鼻子称着吃

[00:20:54] 插进去了

[00:20:56] 这刚沟一扎进去

[00:20:57] 把he 折腾给哆嗦啊

[00:21:00] 把姑娘脚脖子抱住

[00:21:02] 她想啊

[00:21:04] 把这沟摘下来

[00:21:05] 那能摘下来吗

[00:21:07] 那是到墟沟啊

[00:21:09] 跟鱼钩一样

[00:21:11] 越着急

[00:21:12] 越摘下来乐摘不来

[00:21:14] 他越动弹越动弹

[00:21:16] 越往肉里扎

[00:21:17] 把它和升腾的弥陀佛

[00:21:25] 就这一声佛号啊

[00:21:26] 台下人哦

[00:21:29] 全都扎过一样啊

[00:21:31] 哎

[00:21:32] 和尚干什么呢

[00:21:33] 鲍哲姑娘脚

[00:21:35] 你念的什么佛闻味儿

[00:21:37] 那和尚耍流氓

[00:21:41] 姑娘羞的满脸通红啊

[00:21:44] 用另一只脚趴一踹

[00:21:46] 和尚急忙忘通一闪身嗨啦

[00:21:49] 坏了

[00:21:51] 不但鼻子勾活了上

[00:21:53] 嘴唇都给撕起来了

[00:21:56] 这雪下来了

[00:21:57] 这和尚念佛呀

[00:21:58] 都不都疯了

[00:22:00] 都这个动静儿呢

[00:22:01] 弥陀佛

[00:22:04] 和尚这下子可火喽

[00:22:06] 心想完喽

[00:22:07] 我的一切一切功名富贵全段送她丫头手里

[00:22:13] 把嘴唇给我撕开了

[00:22:16] 我还能领兵挂帅吗

[00:22:18] 就是打赢了

[00:22:19] 皇上也不点我元帅啊

[00:22:21] 哪有没有嘴唇没鼻子的元帅好啊

[00:22:25] 丫头

[00:22:25] 我一我的性命

[00:22:27] 姑娘刚要跑和尚

[00:22:29] 随后就追这姑娘

[00:22:31] 转身想迎战和尚

[00:22:33] 着急了一伸手花啦

[00:22:36] 暗藏的兜囊里掏出应见姑娘要跑

[00:22:40] 猛然手中一抖

[00:22:41] 花了什么

[00:22:43] 把百炼飞抓扔出去

[00:22:47] 百炼飞升啊

[00:22:49] 前边儿像一个人的手

[00:22:52] 不过是铁的

[00:22:53] 这刚勾啊

[00:22:55] 都是五金之精所打造魔了

[00:22:57] 错错了

[00:22:58] 磨锋芒利刃

[00:23:01] 这个东西呢

[00:23:02] 像一个手型扔出来

[00:23:04] 五指张开手掌

[00:23:06] 那块儿有个疙瘩

[00:23:07] 只要抓着东西

[00:23:09] 自动的手指趴了一盒就叨住了

[00:23:12] 后边一拽链子是越拽越紧飞抓

[00:23:16] 后边是五指长的金链

[00:23:18] 在后边儿是五尺多长的路

[00:23:21] 金涛望着鹿皮挽手

[00:23:23] 和尚把飞爪扔出去了

[00:23:26] 扔的真准

[00:23:27] 哪哗啦啊

[00:23:29] 正抓着姑娘的头顶

[00:23:31] 心上姑娘头上是青色武林绢帕罩头朝玩法系梳着揪

[00:23:39] 这非抓啊

[00:23:41] 正抓在头发里合成一使劲儿板凳抓着等等

[00:23:46] 抓奸可就碰着头皮

[00:23:48] 哎哟

[00:23:50] 姑娘疼得了不得

[00:23:51] 要是明白人呢

[00:23:53] 顺着劲儿跑

[00:23:54] 跟着和尚跑

[00:23:56] 非抓着劲儿就泄了能倒着开

[00:23:59] 如果你抢着茶跑

[00:24:02] 乐正抓得越紧

[00:24:04] 姑娘不明白

[00:24:05] 他想要挣脱开

[00:24:07] 那开得了吗

[00:24:08] 花的一抓呀

[00:24:10] 整个把头揪抓住头

[00:24:12] 怕也下来了

[00:24:13] 姑娘疼得了不得

[00:24:15] 和尚故意叫姑娘丢丑

[00:24:17] 他非抓

[00:24:18] 转来转去

[00:24:19] 台长转圈

[00:24:20] 姑娘伸手抓住链子

[00:24:22] 往回带你

[00:24:23] 给我松开

[00:24:24] 合着说

[00:24:25] 我没听说你给我过来

[00:24:27] 你给我松开

[00:24:29] 你给我过来

[00:24:30] 两人瞪着链子

[00:24:32] 就擂台上转来转去

[00:24:34] 转去赚来

[00:24:36] 台下人呢

[00:24:37] 开始欢呼喊叫

[00:24:39] 现在下的生喜皆无

[00:24:43] 哎哟

[00:24:44] 姑娘要梳不好

[00:24:46] 哎呀

[00:24:47] 这姑娘落在和尚手里

[00:24:49] 非把它撕碎不可

[00:24:51] 可惜他小小年纪这身功夫多不容易啊

[00:24:54] 谁上去帮忙怎么办

[00:24:56] 把她救下来

[00:24:58] 此时

[00:24:58] 孟强焦玉看得清清楚楚

[00:25:00] 明明白白

[00:25:01] 大哥不好

[00:25:03] 你快上去啊

[00:25:05] 胡延庆一看

[00:25:06] 是时候了

[00:25:07] 我不能见死不救

[00:25:09] 黑虎英雄呼延庆抖身上累就会炸欧阳子樱