《Bad by Myself》歌词

[00:00:00] Bad By Myself - Biz Markie

[00:00:05] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:09] Oooooohh

[00:00:13] Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:19] Let me tell you a story now

[00:00:21] [Verse 1

[00:00:22] I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night

[00:00:25] It was after the show and the moon was right

[00:00:27] The was really perked off the Red Zone

[00:00:30] I was in my MPV I was all alone

[00:00:33] A lot of out-of-town people askin me for

[00:00:36] My John Hancock or my signature

[00:00:38] I gave it to all of them cause I was down to earth

[00:00:41] And plus the Apollo is my home turf

[00:00:44] So I walked across the street 'til I'm on 125

[00:00:47] I saw this pair of shoes that was really live

[00:00:49] It wasn't just a pair of shoes that was on her

[00:00:52] From the ground up she looked like a plate of lasagna

[00:00:55] I said "Hey shorty not you your hair"

[00:00:58] She turned around slowly and started to stare

[00:01:00] She said "Why don'tcha take picture it'll last a lil' longer "

[00:01:03] Me likin you grew a little bit stronger

[00:01:06] She asked me what's my name I said "Emmezah emmezah"

[00:01:08] "The name that your momma gave ya is what I prefer"

[00:01:11] She asked me what am I drivin and how is my health

[00:01:14] I know what you're really thinkin baby LET ME TELL YOU

[00:01:17] I can do bad by myself

[00:01:19] I don't need no help to starve to death

[00:01:24] I can do that alone

[00:01:27] I can do bad by myself

[00:01:31] I don't need no help to starve to death

[00:01:35] I ain't tryin to be funny honey

[00:01:37] [Verse 1

[00:01:39] She started arguin with me and say she's not like that

[00:01:41] I know who you are I don't care if you're livin fat

[00:01:44] Because I have a mother and father that take care of me

[00:01:47] And I'm livin in Long Island with a J-O-B

[00:01:49] Okay okay I got you wrong I must admit

[00:01:52] I'ma give you a little time to see if you're legit

[00:01:55] So we started goin out on a regular basis

[00:01:58] I was takin her to the movies and my hangout places

[00:02:00] Like the Q Club The Scene or The Arcade

[00:02:03] I thought this relationship was tailor-made

[00:02:05] Cause she was sweet kind considerate I was hypnotized

[00:02:09] Never thought she'd try to pull the wool over my eyes

[00:02:11] After I smacked it and flipped it she thought I was whipped

[00:02:14] I know she is like a knockout but I'm not gettin bullwhipped

[00:02:17] She asked me why I am so stingy I know you got the ends

[00:02:20] Because you got two MV's two BM's an SL Benz

[00:02:22] What are you my accountant or the IRS

[00:02:24] Why ya clockin everything that I posess

[00:02:28] She want me to waste everything and be small as an elf

[00:02:30] Let me tell you somethin baby let me tell you

[00:02:34] I can do bad by myself

[00:02:36] I don't need no help to starve to death

[00:02:41] I can do that on my own

[00:02:44] I can do bad by myself

[00:02:47] I don't need no help to starve to death

[00:02:52] I ain't tryin to be funny honey

[00:02:54] [Verse 3

[00:02:55] Now all her friends boosted her to get my dinero

[00:02:58] Like if I was a drunk Mexican wearin a sombrero

[00:03:01] I knew she had a boyfriend on the side

[00:03:03] She told me yo she didn't have to hide

[00:03:06] She said she cut him because he was too jealous

[00:03:09] He always thought I was tryin to talk to other fellas

[00:03:12] It's now the present and that was the past

[00:03:14] From now on bein with me is gonna be a blast

[00:03:17] I know she thought in her mind it's gonna be great

[00:03:20] Juicin and reducin everything I make

[00:03:22] With her Victoria's Secrets neglice

[00:03:25] She tried to seduce me in every way

[00:03:28] She would come out to Jersey rain sleet or snow

[00:03:31] She acted too true blue to be after my dough

[00:03:33] My man Jeff told me but I didn't wanna listen

[00:03:36] I was too hooked and strung out I thought he was dissin

[00:03:39] Then she popped the question and asked me for some dough

[00:03:42] I looked her in her face and said "HELL NO "

[00:03:45] You're a head nurse and you want my wealth

[00:03:47] You must be CRAZY AS HELL cause

[00:03:51] [Chorus 1

[00:03:52] [Biz singing

[00:04:11] Let me tell you know

[00:04:12] All day long you been talkin on the telephone

[00:04:18] Braggin to all your friends about all the cars that I own

[00:04:23] But YOUUUUUU don't tell 'em that I'm the one doin it all

[00:04:28] While you're out there livin it up and havin yo'self a ball

[00:04:33] [Chorus 2

[00:04:34] [Biz singing

[00:04:56] Ummm whoah-whoah yeah-yeahhhh

[00:05:01] I can sing-ing-ing-ing