《Sir Eagle Cock III(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Sir Eagle Cock Iii - Taintstick

[00:00:02] Back in the time before time began

[00:00:05] When the evil sea turtles

[00:00:06] The imagining gunts

[00:00:08] The neckless raccoons

[00:00:10] And the much feared bush pigs of

[00:00:12] Dick Doo walked the Earth

[00:00:14] One man stood for justice for truth

[00:00:18] For all of us

[00:00:19] This is his story

[00:00:21] Handed down from generation to generation

[00:00:25] This is all true

[00:00:28] Join me now the tale

[00:00:31] The greatest you've ever heard

[00:00:34] The bravest of men

[00:00:36] The slayer of guns

[00:00:38] Sir Eagle Cock III

[00:00:41] He comes from these places to Magical World

[00:00:44] Where things are just not quite real

[00:00:48] Where a man with no legs runs a charity race

[00:00:51] And could still finger Jessica Biel

[00:00:55] The man with no penis has come to redeem us

[00:00:58] And save us from all we fear

[00:01:01] The turtles of doom and the vaginas of groomed

[00:01:05] And the gerbils of ridged gear

[00:01:08] Theres a man you can count on on

[00:01:10] Gravity mountain

[00:01:12] And always is up for fun

[00:01:15] If your chick has a friend

[00:01:17] He will always pretend that the

[00:01:19] Bitch isn't ugly or dumb

[00:01:22] There once was a time with out reason or rhyme

[00:01:25] When the one legged sea turtle woke

[00:01:29] It was death or romance so off came his pants

[00:01:32] And he gave her a charity poke

[00:01:36] So gather round children be silent

[00:01:38] And listen to stories you've never heard

[00:01:42] Of neckless raccoons and bush pigs of Dick Doo

[00:01:46] A hero who's half man half bird

[00:01:49] If you think you've seen it you only

[00:01:52] Have dreamed it

[00:01:53] 'Cuz eagles have no dick or balls

[00:01:56] A cock in the moly has no baloney

[00:02:00] Our hero has no cock at aaaaaaaaalllllll