《第085集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 程咬金骗过赤壁保康王

[00:00:04] 人家还加封他郡王之职

[00:00:09] 那么程咬金相信吗

[00:00:11] 他也不相信

[00:00:14] 他心琢磨着这个保康王啊

[00:00:18] 也备不住

[00:00:19] 是测试测试我

[00:00:21] 千万不要掉以轻心呐

[00:00:23] 一句话说漏了

[00:00:26] 一切全完

[00:00:28] 所以在这吃着喝着

[00:00:31] 他想着自己的心事

[00:00:34] 这保康王呢

[00:00:36] 的确如此

[00:00:38] 现在对程咬金是半信半疑呀

[00:00:43] 保康王爷打主意

[00:00:45] 这程小金怎么办呢

[00:00:48] 把它放到什么位置上呢

[00:00:50] 放手吧

[00:00:51] 怕他跑了

[00:00:53] 看管起来吧

[00:00:55] 又没理由

[00:00:57] 两人谁也没言语

[00:01:00] 那么程咬金提出要求

[00:01:02] 来

[00:01:02] 王爷

[00:01:04] 我这个人呢

[00:01:05] 是直肠子

[00:01:06] 咱们处长了

[00:01:07] 你就知道了

[00:01:08] 我有啥我说啥

[00:01:10] 我还有个要求哦

[00:01:12] 啊

[00:01:12] 讲什么要求

[00:01:15] WHY

[00:01:16] 两军阵前正在开兵见仗

[00:01:20] 我是行武出身

[00:01:22] 我这玩意儿他待不住

[00:01:24] 你别看上年纪了

[00:01:25] 我好动不好静

[00:01:28] 你要就叫我在屋里呆着

[00:01:30] 天天这么吃喝我就废了

[00:01:33] 我跟您呢

[00:01:34] 讨个差事

[00:01:35] 您是不是让我开兵见仗啊

[00:01:39] 暴打前敌

[00:01:40] 我不怕苦

[00:01:41] 我也不怕死

[00:01:43] 啊

[00:01:44] 啊

[00:01:46] 记住哈

[00:01:48] 你那么大的年纪了

[00:01:50] 开兵见仗

[00:01:51] 还用得着你吗

[00:01:53] 你就享福吧

[00:01:55] 给我做个智囊

[00:01:57] 有什么事情咱们也好商议

[00:02:00] 我呀

[00:02:01] 不行不行不行

[00:02:02] 我不是那块料

[00:02:04] 诶

[00:02:05] 动武动力气行

[00:02:06] 你叫我出主意

[00:02:07] 我没那么些点子

[00:02:09] 诶

[00:02:09] 王爷

[00:02:10] 咱这么办

[00:02:11] 行不行

[00:02:12] 你既然不忍

[00:02:14] 叫我开兵见仗

[00:02:16] 还得叫我活动活动

[00:02:18] 我帮着你徐宁怎么样

[00:02:20] 徐宁

[00:02:21] 撂哨不也得有人吗

[00:02:22] 这样呢

[00:02:23] 我每天还可以外出活动

[00:02:26] 我也不闷得慌

[00:02:27] 也省着待废了王爷怎么样

[00:02:31] 这

[00:02:35] 保康王一听

[00:02:36] 这怎么办

[00:02:37] 答应他就跑了

[00:02:39] 不答应没有理由拒绝

[00:02:43] 正这时候

[00:02:44] 铁板老道说话

[00:02:46] 无量天尊

[00:02:49] 王爷

[00:02:49] 我看这样吧

[00:02:51] 程咬金提出来了

[00:02:53] 要巡逻放哨这个差事啊

[00:02:56] 还挺好

[00:02:58] 我怕他人生地不熟啊

[00:03:00] 蒙登转向

[00:03:02] 如果王爷愿意的话

[00:03:04] 贫道不才

[00:03:06] 我陪着程老千岁

[00:03:09] 我们俩一起寻风放哨

[00:03:12] 吃在一起

[00:03:13] 住在一起

[00:03:14] 不知王爷以为如何呢

[00:03:18] 老程一听

[00:03:19] 心说话

[00:03:20] 呸

[00:03:22] 这个牛鼻子

[00:03:24] 你可把我气死了

[00:03:25] 你这成心找我的病啊

[00:03:29] 哪是帮着我

[00:03:31] 分明是看着我

[00:03:32] 监视我

[00:03:34] 咱俩真是前世的冤家

[00:03:36] 今世的对头

[00:03:39] 保康王一听就明白了

[00:03:41] 好

[00:03:43] 好主意

[00:03:44] 倒也

[00:03:46] 要那么说

[00:03:47] 你就辛苦了

[00:03:48] 从今天开始

[00:03:50] 你们二人就住在一起

[00:03:53] 吃在一起

[00:03:55] 一同巡逻

[00:03:56] 本王就放了心了

[00:03:59] 下节准备

[00:04:02] 程咬金

[00:04:03] 再说不干

[00:04:04] 没理由了

[00:04:07] 单说左车轮

[00:04:10] 拉着程咬金的手

[00:04:12] 老婆

[00:04:13] 安心住下吧啊

[00:04:15] 哪儿都甭去了

[00:04:17] 咱们在一起还可以参考事情

[00:04:20] 早晚打胜了一块儿享福

[00:04:23] 你有哪些要求尽管跟我说好啊

[00:04:26] 没说的了

[00:04:27] 没说的了

[00:04:27] 我这就心满意足了

[00:04:32] 头一天

[00:04:33] 他跟铁板老道住在一块儿

[00:04:36] 也是牛皮大帐

[00:04:37] 两张床

[00:04:38] 一边一个

[00:04:40] 程小金

[00:04:41] 越想这

[00:04:42] 心里越别扭

[00:04:43] 心想

[00:04:44] 这牛鼻子

[00:04:46] 比尖的还尖

[00:04:47] 比滑的还滑

[00:04:49] 我干点什么事逃脱不了他的眼睛啊

[00:04:53] 更谈不到逃走了

[00:04:55] 这可怎么办

[00:04:58] 度日如年呢

[00:05:00] 离开牧羊城的时候

[00:05:02] 城中的粮食已经断绝了

[00:05:05] 幸亏挖鼠洞挖出几万斤粮来

[00:05:09] 那么多人能吃几天呢

[00:05:13] 恐怕现在都要断顿了

[00:05:15] 我再不搬兵

[00:05:17] 再耽搁时间

[00:05:19] 他们君臣就得饿死啊

[00:05:21] 这怎么办呢

[00:05:22] 怎么能有脱身之计呢

[00:05:25] 哎呀呀

[00:05:26] 愁死我了

[00:05:29] 老程躺下一看

[00:05:31] 铁板老道用眼睛盯着他

[00:05:34] 这铁板到跟他也不说话

[00:05:37] 就在那儿瞪着眼盯他

[00:05:39] 一举一动

[00:05:41] 他都看在眼里

[00:05:44] 老常一想睡觉

[00:05:47] 骗骗他躺下了

[00:05:50] 这程咬金假装睡着了

[00:05:52] 假装打呼噜

[00:05:53] 这滋味真难熬啊

[00:05:56] 他真的多自然呢

[00:05:58] 后来他发现铁板老道老盯着他

[00:06:02] 索性我就真睡就得了

[00:06:05] 也真乏了

[00:06:07] 程咬金真睡了

[00:06:09] 呼声如雷呀

[00:06:12] 那铁板老道倍儿精神

[00:06:14] 你睡我不睡

[00:06:16] 他怕老程跑了

[00:06:18] 头一天晚上就这样过去了

[00:06:22] 第二天巡逻

[00:06:24] 两个人

[00:06:25] 两匹马

[00:06:26] 东西南北四外逛荡巡逻

[00:06:29] 有什么事啊

[00:06:31] 看看哪块的哨卡有没有问题

[00:06:34] 哪块的占据

[00:06:36] 缺什么少什么

[00:06:38] 嘱咐嘱咐

[00:06:39] 也就干这点事儿

[00:06:41] 但程咬金留个心眼

[00:06:44] 看看哪条路可以逃走

[00:06:47] 走哪条路是捷径

[00:06:50] 后来他发现

[00:06:52] 还得出中远门

[00:06:54] 东元门出去

[00:06:55] 直奔长安

[00:06:57] 省着拐弯儿

[00:06:59] 这样能进这几十里呀

[00:07:02] 对

[00:07:03] 我要能跑

[00:07:04] 就从东辕门跑

[00:07:07] 第二天晚上

[00:07:09] 老程倒头便睡

[00:07:11] 索性也走不了了

[00:07:13] 费那脑筋干嘛

[00:07:16] 这铁板老道又没睡

[00:07:18] 一直盯着他

[00:07:21] 这程咬金呢

[00:07:22] 这病多了

[00:07:24] 年轻那会儿

[00:07:25] 他就这样

[00:07:26] 什么病啊

[00:07:27] 就睡觉的毛病太多

[00:07:30] 咬牙放屁

[00:07:31] 扒着嘴说胡话

[00:07:34] 打梦拳

[00:07:35] 站起来翻身

[00:07:37] 没有一点儿老实劲儿

[00:07:39] 可把这铁板老道给气的鼻子都歪了

[00:07:42] 心说话

[00:07:43] 这家伙怎么这么些毛病啊

[00:07:46] 睁眼看着

[00:07:48] 到了第三天

[00:07:49] 老程照样睡

[00:07:52] 铁板老道可受不了了

[00:07:55] 像熬鹰一样

[00:07:56] 把他熬的头昏脑胀

[00:07:59] 迷迷糊糊

[00:08:01] 饭也吃不下去了

[00:08:04] 要不说呢

[00:08:04] 这个睡觉这是个大问题

[00:08:07] 人要不睡觉

[00:08:08] 五天五夜就得困死

[00:08:12] 比那不吃不喝也差不多少啊

[00:08:16] 熬了三天铁板道

[00:08:19] 受不了了

[00:08:21] 到了第四天

[00:08:22] 程雅吉看差不多了

[00:08:25] 我这三天

[00:08:26] 这觉睡得可不错呀

[00:08:28] 就再熬两夜

[00:08:29] 没问题

[00:08:31] 我该走了

[00:08:32] 该走了

[00:08:34] 老成一想

[00:08:35] 今儿晚上我就走

[00:08:37] 白天再熬熬它

[00:08:39] 他抓紧时间

[00:08:41] 白天又睡了两个时辰

[00:08:44] 这俩时辰

[00:08:45] 就等于现在四个小时啊

[00:08:47] 诶睡得倍儿足

[00:08:50] 等到了晚上的时候

[00:08:52] 铁板道实在受不了

[00:08:55] 心里还说呢

[00:08:57] 别睡啊

[00:08:58] 精神点儿

[00:08:59] 别睡

[00:09:00] 程咬金

[00:09:01] 可别跑了啊

[00:09:02] 别睡

[00:09:03] 别别

[00:09:11] 睡了

[00:09:13] 身不由己呀

[00:09:17] 他这一睡不要紧

[00:09:19] 老程把眼睁开了

[00:09:21] 一开始没敢动

[00:09:24] 呆了那么一会儿

[00:09:25] 一看呢

[00:09:26] 铁板老道口水都流出来了

[00:09:29] 是真睡着了

[00:09:31] 程咬金一看机不可失

[00:09:33] 失不再来

[00:09:34] 一咕噜身就起来

[00:09:36] 把应用之物全都带好了

[00:09:40] 他还过来打打招呼

[00:09:41] 诶诶诶

[00:09:42] 巡逻了巡逻了

[00:09:50] 你不去

[00:09:51] 我可去了

[00:09:52] 好嘞

[00:09:53] 我走了

[00:09:56] 老成一伸手

[00:09:58] 在茶几上

[00:09:59] 把大令拿起来

[00:10:01] 巡逻没有令马能行啊

[00:10:04] 兵随将令草随风嘛

[00:10:07] 这是通行证

[00:10:10] 他把大令往腰里头一别

[00:10:12] 大摇大摆走出牛皮帐

[00:10:15] 告诉亲兵备马

[00:10:19] 大肚子咕咕红

[00:10:20] 给他牵过来

[00:10:21] 安颤交还

[00:10:23] 全都齐闭

[00:10:25] 老程还问呢

[00:10:26] 我这马印了没有印过了

[00:10:29] 喂了没

[00:10:30] 保草保料吃的饱饱的

[00:10:33] 嗯

[00:10:34] 那行了

[00:10:35] 任凳搬鞍

[00:10:37] 他上了马

[00:10:38] 一拐弯儿奔东辕门

[00:10:46] 走了一程

[00:10:47] 回头一看

[00:10:48] 没人跟踪

[00:10:50] 这心呐

[00:10:51] 多少放松了一点

[00:10:53] 他就怕这铁板老道啊

[00:10:56] 心说

[00:10:57] 等你一觉醒来

[00:10:58] 我早他娘走了

[00:11:01] 这只心急嫌马慢

[00:11:04] 但又不敢跑快了

[00:11:06] 他引起旁人的怀疑了

[00:11:09] 这时候到辕门了

[00:11:11] 刚想要出辕门

[00:11:13] 被一个值日给拦住了

[00:11:16] 这值日是个副将

[00:11:19] 啊

[00:11:19] 站住干什么的

[00:11:21] 招呼什么

[00:11:22] 我诶

[00:11:24] 郡王千岁

[00:11:26] 啊

[00:11:27] 今天晚上我要查营啊

[00:11:30] 怎么样

[00:11:31] 你们这儿有什么困难吗

[00:11:33] 回郡王

[00:11:34] 没有任何困难

[00:11:36] 一切其必

[00:11:38] 如果说唐军突围

[00:11:42] 能跑得了吗

[00:11:44] 跑不了

[00:11:44] 跑不了

[00:11:45] 您看看

[00:11:47] 强弓硬弩

[00:11:49] 绊马索

[00:11:51] 绊马吉利

[00:11:52] 应有尽有

[00:11:53] 远了用炮轰

[00:11:55] 近来用箭射

[00:11:57] 万无一失

[00:11:58] 您就放心吧

[00:12:00] 嗯

[00:12:00] 那我就放心了

[00:12:02] 呃

[00:12:03] 把院门打开

[00:12:05] 我到外头看看

[00:12:08] 怎么

[00:12:09] 呃

[00:12:10] 郡王原谅

[00:12:12] 他这个

[00:12:13] 这辕门不能随便开

[00:12:16] 您在里边溜达行

[00:12:18] 外边不能去

[00:12:19] 放你妈的屁

[00:12:23] 我是郡王

[00:12:24] 我奉旨巡营

[00:12:26] 怎么着外边就不能去呢

[00:12:28] 里边没问题

[00:12:29] 外边出了事儿怎么办

[00:12:31] 诶

[00:12:31] 军王你原谅

[00:12:34] 呃

[00:12:34] 虽然说你有大令

[00:12:36] 您看看您那令

[00:12:38] 那令只限于在里边留的

[00:12:42] 不是开元门放出去的令

[00:12:45] 所以小人没办法

[00:12:47] 要把您放出去

[00:12:49] 我担待不起哟

[00:12:52] 还有这讲究老成一想怪我粗心呀呀呀

[00:12:58] 辕门出不去

[00:13:00] 走不了啊

[00:13:02] 有心回去

[00:13:03] 铁板老道可能这一觉就睡醒了

[00:13:07] 我

[00:13:07] 我坐失良机呀

[00:13:10] 这个机会又得等几天才能有啊

[00:13:13] 不行

[00:13:14] 非走不可

[00:13:16] 正在这时

[00:13:17] 就听身后马褂銮离的声音

[00:13:22] 离这还多远

[00:13:23] 道爷就在前边呢

[00:13:25] 你去看看去吧

[00:13:27] 程咬金一听

[00:13:28] 脑袋嗡了一声

[00:13:30] 铁板老道来了

[00:13:33] 还得快点走

[00:13:35] 情急之下

[00:13:36] 老程把眼珠子一瞪

[00:13:38] 大斧子摘下来

[00:13:40] 就跟那值日的军官说

[00:13:43] 你开不开营门呢

[00:13:45] 我不能开这

[00:13:47] 这没有令箭

[00:13:48] 吓死小人也不敢

[00:13:50] 好小子

[00:13:51] 我叫你不敢咔嚓一斧子

[00:13:55] 脑袋给砍下来了

[00:13:58] 旁边还那么多军兵呢

[00:14:01] 王爷

[00:14:02] 你怎么回事

[00:14:04] 开营盘以小犯上

[00:14:07] 不听郡王的话

[00:14:09] 我就把他杀了

[00:14:10] 哪个不听

[00:14:11] 以他为例

[00:14:14] 全傻眼了

[00:14:16] 一瞅这位

[00:14:17] 不听鞋呀

[00:14:19] 啊

[00:14:19] 真杀死了

[00:14:20] 没地方诉冤去

[00:14:22] 你别着急

[00:14:23] 开营门

[00:14:23] 开营门

[00:14:25] 三道迎门开放

[00:14:27] 老程是心花怒放

[00:14:29] 双脚一点蹬

[00:14:31] 小肚子提气

[00:14:32] 碰马的铁锅梁判官头

[00:14:41] 打马如飞

[00:14:43] 冲出中原门

[00:14:46] 这时候铁板老道就追到了

[00:14:49] 拦住

[00:14:50] 别放他出去

[00:14:52] 接着

[00:14:54] 结什么呢

[00:14:56] 程咬金已经消失在夜幕之中

[00:15:02] 铁板老道怎么来的

[00:15:04] 睡着了不假

[00:15:07] 尽管他困乏了

[00:15:09] 但他心里有事啊

[00:15:11] 人就是这样

[00:15:12] 心里惦记事儿啊

[00:15:14] 睡不踏实

[00:15:15] 你别看也打呼噜

[00:15:17] 也流口水

[00:15:19] 毕竟他心里头有个疙瘩

[00:15:22] 睡着睡觉

[00:15:23] 冷不丁他睁开眼了

[00:15:25] 往对面一看

[00:15:26] 空床

[00:15:27] 再看

[00:15:28] 程咬金没了

[00:15:30] 他本能的就提高了警惕

[00:15:33] 来到外边一问

[00:15:35] 马也没了

[00:15:37] 问这些人

[00:15:38] 这些人说了

[00:15:39] 嗯

[00:15:40] 王爷自己去巡营放哨去了又不好

[00:15:46] 铁板老道一琢磨

[00:15:47] 真要跑了

[00:15:48] 程咬金

[00:15:49] 我没法交代呀

[00:15:50] 赶紧背好了宝剑

[00:15:52] 提着军刃飞身上马

[00:15:55] 在后头就追

[00:15:57] 他不知道程咬金奔哪个方向

[00:16:00] 左打听右打听

[00:16:02] 有人指点说奔东边去了

[00:16:05] 他才赶奔东辕门

[00:16:07] 结果迟到了一步

[00:16:09] 程咬金闯出去了

[00:16:12] 铁板老道叫苦不迭

[00:16:15] 一面派人飞报赤壁保康王和大帅左车轮

[00:16:20] 另外他一个人顾不了一切的追下来

[00:16:24] 管他黑天白天的

[00:16:27] 非把程咬金追上不可

[00:16:30] 单说老程

[00:16:32] 这一出了营门呢

[00:16:34] 心花怒放啊

[00:16:36] 打破玉龙飞彩凤

[00:16:39] 顿开金锁走蛟龙啊

[00:16:42] 程咬金还赞成自己呢

[00:16:44] 我程咬金这点子怎么这么多呢

[00:16:47] 如此看来

[00:16:49] 我真是个福将

[00:16:51] 真应了那句话

[00:16:52] 福大命大造化大

[00:16:54] 我我

[00:16:56] 我怎么出来的

[00:16:57] 连自己都不敢相信

[00:16:59] 他怕后边有追敌

[00:17:01] 打马如飞呀

[00:17:03] 拍着大肚子

[00:17:05] 郭国红脑门子

[00:17:07] 老伙计

[00:17:08] 我老了

[00:17:10] 你也不年轻了啊

[00:17:12] 卖卖老吧

[00:17:13] 加把劲儿

[00:17:15] 不去咱们全好不了啊

[00:17:18] 使点劲吧

[00:17:25] 那真是两耳生风啊

[00:17:29] 不是有那么句话吗

[00:17:31] 欲速则不达

[00:17:34] 忙中有错

[00:17:36] 这话一点都不假

[00:17:39] 程咬金以为着我就奔东跑

[00:17:42] 那没错

[00:17:44] 越走越太平

[00:17:45] 结果想错了

[00:17:47] 他道路不熟啊

[00:17:49] 转了老半天圈子

[00:17:52] 离着东辕门也不远

[00:17:56] 他净走瞎道了

[00:17:58] 老程一看

[00:17:59] 这什么地方

[00:18:01] 除了山就是岭

[00:18:03] 好像刚才在这儿过了

[00:18:05] 怎么又转回来了

[00:18:06] 呀呀呀呀呀

[00:18:07] 坏了坏了坏了

[00:18:08] 地里不熟啊

[00:18:10] 走了

[00:18:11] 下道了

[00:18:12] 他正转悠的功夫

[00:18:14] 就听后边儿有人高声喊

[00:18:17] 喝呀

[00:18:19] 呔

[00:18:21] 程咬金

[00:18:23] 你站住

[00:18:26] 程咬金回头一看

[00:18:28] 我娘诶

[00:18:30] 怕什么来什么

[00:18:32] 铁板老道追起来

[00:18:34] 而且离得很近

[00:18:37] 程咬金

[00:18:38] 看不好跑吧

[00:18:41] 催马往前的就跑

[00:18:43] 还是那句话

[00:18:45] 天黑

[00:18:46] 道路不熟

[00:18:48] 所以跑了那么一段路程

[00:18:50] 让人撵上了

[00:18:52] 铁板老道飞马跃到前边

[00:18:55] 把道路挡住

[00:18:57] 那就站住

[00:18:59] 哎呀

[00:19:00] 站住就站住

[00:19:02] 怎么的吧

[00:19:03] 程咬金

[00:19:05] 你想干什么干什么

[00:19:08] 巡逻

[00:19:10] 奉旨巡逻啊

[00:19:12] 你怎么明知故问

[00:19:15] 事到现在

[00:19:17] 你还编瞎话呢

[00:19:19] 有上这儿巡逻的吗

[00:19:21] 一兵一卒都没有

[00:19:23] 你巡什么逻

[00:19:25] 那要不巡逻

[00:19:26] 我闷得慌

[00:19:28] 溜达

[00:19:29] 溜达

[00:19:30] 半夜三更你溜达什么

[00:19:32] 我有这毛病你管不着

[00:19:35] 哎呀程咬金啊

[00:19:38] 算了算了

[00:19:39] 我不跟你斗口

[00:19:40] 你跟我回去一笔勾销

[00:19:43] 没有话说不回去

[00:19:46] 常雅金

[00:19:46] 你还走得了

[00:19:48] 老程一看到现在呀

[00:19:51] 我就不接着往下编

[00:19:53] 也没事儿了

[00:19:54] 回去连门都没有

[00:19:55] 诶老大

[00:19:57] 说实话吧

[00:19:59] 我老程的确演了一场戏

[00:20:02] 把那些王八蛋都给骗了

[00:20:05] 唯独你这个王八蛋我没骗了

[00:20:08] 我咱俩是前世的冤家

[00:20:10] 今世的对头

[00:20:12] 实不相瞒

[00:20:13] 我奉旨回朝搬兵

[00:20:16] 老爷子不伺候你了

[00:20:18] 我回长安了

[00:20:20] 等把军队搬回来再找你算账怎么样怎么样

[00:20:25] 我就知道你安的是这个心嘛

[00:20:28] 程小进

[00:20:29] 难得你真说出实话来了

[00:20:32] 你想的倒美

[00:20:33] 你走得了吗

[00:20:35] 诶

[00:20:35] 我想走就走的了

[00:20:37] 你还真就拦不住拿命来

[00:20:41] 两个人动了手

[00:20:44] 程亚金哪是人家的对手

[00:20:46] 老程一看啊

[00:20:47] 拨马就走

[00:20:49] 他跑铁板道就追

[00:20:51] 又打

[00:20:52] 打一阵

[00:20:53] 又跑又追

[00:20:55] 三磨两磨

[00:20:57] 天就快亮了

[00:20:58] 索性除了铁板道

[00:21:01] 没有旁人

[00:21:03] 要再有旁人

[00:21:05] 程咬金就坏了

[00:21:07] 想走也走不了了

[00:21:09] 老程光顾着急了

[00:21:12] 马也是

[00:21:13] 老了

[00:21:14] 大肚子蝈蝈红

[00:21:16] 跟他多少年了

[00:21:17] 嗯

[00:21:18] 那马也是心有力不足

[00:21:21] 让一块石头这一绊不要紧

[00:21:24] 马失前蹄

[00:21:25] 对的呀

[00:21:27] 把老程从马上摘下来了

[00:21:31] 摔得湿湿乎乎的

[00:21:33] 大斧子也撒了手了

[00:21:36] 还没等程咬金站起来

[00:21:38] 老道一片腿噌

[00:21:40] 蹿到他近前

[00:21:42] 用宝剑一指他咽喉

[00:21:45] 别动哦

[00:21:47] 没动没动啊

[00:21:50] 程咬金呢

[00:21:51] 还想走吗

[00:21:53] 啊

[00:21:53] 不想走了

[00:21:54] 嘿嘿

[00:21:56] 我且问你

[00:21:57] 你搬兵求救

[00:21:59] 凭的是什么

[00:22:01] 有诏书啊

[00:22:03] 还是有金牌

[00:22:04] 你藏在哪儿了

[00:22:06] 交出来

[00:22:07] 呃

[00:22:08] 就在我身上

[00:22:09] 不过我就不给

[00:22:11] 我叫你嘴硬

[00:22:13] 拿命来问

[00:22:16] 程咬金一闭眼

[00:22:19] 你别看五马分尸没死了

[00:22:23] 但我逃不了这恶道的手

[00:22:25] 他比什么都狠

[00:22:27] 干脆死了算了

[00:22:30] 还是那句话

[00:22:32] 生有处死有地呀

[00:22:34] 营盘我没死

[00:22:36] 死在山里头

[00:22:38] 老道恶狠狠

[00:22:40] 刚要下手

[00:22:42] 你说说来多巧

[00:22:44] 不巧不成书

[00:22:46] 山坡上又来个出家的老道

[00:22:51] 就见这老道高声喊喝

[00:22:53] 妈

[00:22:55] 休得行凶

[00:22:57] 慢要撒野此刻

[00:23:01] 不必担心

[00:23:03] 小弟到了