《第078集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:03] 大战决心一指叶秋生

[00:00:07] 给他留了情了

[00:00:09] 真给他削上

[00:00:11] 打他个骨断筋折

[00:00:15] 台上

[00:00:16] 台下

[00:00:17] 那么多人

[00:00:18] 看的是清清楚楚

[00:00:21] 无不挑大指称赞

[00:00:23] 行

[00:00:24] 窦尔敦大人大量

[00:00:27] 真行啊

[00:00:30] 叶秋生呢

[00:00:31] 这脸腾就红了你

[00:00:35] 那意思

[00:00:36] 你羞臊我

[00:00:39] 大丈夫受杀不受辱

[00:00:42] 但又一琢磨

[00:00:44] 羞臊也比打上强啊

[00:00:47] 这要挨他这一巴掌啊

[00:00:50] 自己就得残废

[00:00:52] 当众丢人呐

[00:00:55] 想到这儿

[00:00:56] 自己解嘲

[00:01:01] 行

[00:01:02] 都是蹲

[00:01:04] 我服你了

[00:01:06] 不仅我服

[00:01:07] 我哥也服你

[00:01:11] 你不就是想做总头领吗

[00:01:14] 我们哥俩同意

[00:01:16] 赞成

[00:01:18] 不过

[00:01:19] 你可记住啊

[00:01:21] 今日今时发生的事儿

[00:01:23] 迟早有一天

[00:01:25] 咱要做个了结

[00:01:29] 说完了

[00:01:30] 一转身

[00:01:31] 来到他哥近前哥走

[00:01:35] 叶秋和也不说话

[00:01:37] 哥俩蔫溜溜离开泰山

[00:01:41] 一口气儿回到浙江奉化县

[00:01:44] 到了老家

[00:01:45] 门一关

[00:01:46] 闭门谢客

[00:01:48] 谁也不见

[00:01:49] 然后这哥俩对着大嘴巴

[00:01:53] 打嘴巴为什么呢

[00:01:55] 长志气

[00:01:57] 激励自己学能耐

[00:02:00] 一顿栽了跟头了

[00:02:01] 将来得把脸找回来呀

[00:02:05] 咱这么说吧

[00:02:06] 这两个人可下了苦功了

[00:02:10] 到了

[00:02:11] 下文书

[00:02:12] 他们又出头了

[00:02:14] 要报泰山丢人之仇

[00:02:18] 这是后话

[00:02:19] 咱先不提

[00:02:21] 单说窦尔敦

[00:02:23] 一看这哥俩走了

[00:02:26] 心里这个痛快劲儿就甭提了

[00:02:29] 卸掉了千金债呀

[00:02:33] 超然一瞅

[00:02:34] 呀

[00:02:34] 走了

[00:02:36] 哎哟

[00:02:37] 这可怎么办呢

[00:02:39] 各位

[00:02:41] 还有不服的没有

[00:02:44] 有不服的尽管登台脚亮

[00:02:48] 哪位露面

[00:02:50] 哪一位

[00:02:53] 他嗓子都喊的岔了音了

[00:02:57] 到了现在

[00:02:58] 这超然呢

[00:02:59] 是六神无主啊

[00:03:01] 预感到大事不妙

[00:03:05] 真要这事儿不成功

[00:03:07] 我就不能活呀

[00:03:08] 没有退路了

[00:03:11] 诶就在这关键的时候

[00:03:15] 有人喊了一声

[00:03:18] 超然大师不必着急

[00:03:21] 我来了

[00:03:24] 晁然回头一看

[00:03:26] 哎哟

[00:03:27] 我的娘啊

[00:03:27] 你怎么才来

[00:03:30] 谁来了

[00:03:32] 在头前走着个小个儿

[00:03:35] 小细脖

[00:03:36] 大脑壳

[00:03:38] 这脑袋比正常人的脑袋大了三圈

[00:03:43] 奔了头窝口

[00:03:44] 眼翘下巴

[00:03:46] 山羊胡

[00:03:47] 一对小眼珠锃明刷亮

[00:03:52] 扇风耳薄嘴片儿

[00:03:54] 穿青挂灶

[00:03:56] 手里头拎着铜杆大烟袋

[00:04:01] 在后边跟着个穿一身红的女人

[00:04:05] 大红绢帕罩头

[00:04:07] 大红彩裤外罩大红披风

[00:04:12] 腰悬宝剑

[00:04:13] 眼角眉梢带着千层杀气

[00:04:17] 一种傲慢神圣不可侵犯

[00:04:20] 后边还跟着五六个

[00:04:25] 那个说来的是谁呀

[00:04:27] 还用我介绍吗

[00:04:28] 前文书都说过了

[00:04:31] 走到前头的大脑壳

[00:04:34] 正是活报应

[00:04:35] 夏侯山

[00:04:37] 穿一身红

[00:04:38] 那女的正是红衣女剑穆少卿

[00:04:44] 后边跟着妙手回春

[00:04:46] 蒋南阳

[00:04:47] 活张仙

[00:04:49] 马天惠在后头一粒洒金钱

[00:04:52] 胡景春也跟着

[00:04:55] 来的是哪儿的

[00:04:57] 南七北63 省总镖局特派员

[00:05:04] 说特派员呢

[00:05:05] 太新了这词儿

[00:05:07] 其实代表13 省总镖局来的

[00:05:13] 为什么活报应夏侯山

[00:05:16] 迟迟没露面呢

[00:05:19] 他们躲到廊檐下

[00:05:21] 准备了两张方桌

[00:05:24] 沏着酽茶

[00:05:25] 一边品茶一边看热闹

[00:05:30] 夏侯善心

[00:05:31] 说话

[00:05:32] 这种场合

[00:05:33] 不便出头

[00:05:36] 因为缝儿在那儿摆着呢

[00:05:38] 一则本身是剑客

[00:05:40] 二则代表13 省总镖局来的

[00:05:43] 不便插手

[00:05:45] 先看看再说

[00:05:48] 同时呢

[00:05:49] 他1 万个瞧不起窦尔敦

[00:05:52] 哪儿冒出来的

[00:05:55] 土包子一个呀

[00:05:57] 一点名气都没有

[00:06:00] 就说你露点脸

[00:06:02] 那是你走时去

[00:06:03] 没什么了不起的

[00:06:06] 还用得着我出头吗

[00:06:09] 后来他这一看呢

[00:06:11] 出乎意料之外

[00:06:13] 哎哟

[00:06:15] 这姓窦的真行啊

[00:06:20] 一帆风顺

[00:06:22] 连续打了多少场胜仗啊

[00:06:24] 难道说

[00:06:25] 就没人能胜得了他吗

[00:06:30] 连江湖上赫赫有名的二绝都大败而逃啊

[00:06:36] 这

[00:06:37] 这怎么办呢

[00:06:39] 后来一看

[00:06:40] 超然和尚喊的嗓子都哑了都

[00:06:44] 再不出头

[00:06:47] 就不是那么回事儿了

[00:06:49] 因此大脑袋喊了一声

[00:06:52] 领着党羽登上月台

[00:06:56] 超然和尚把汗擦了擦

[00:06:59] 阿弥陀佛

[00:07:01] 老剑客

[00:07:03] 一切可都仰仗着您了

[00:07:06] 嗯

[00:07:07] 大师炮

[00:07:09] 我是尽力而为

[00:07:12] 说着话

[00:07:14] 吧嗒吧嗒

[00:07:15] 抽着旱烟

[00:07:16] 吐着烟雾

[00:07:18] 来到窦尔敦近前

[00:07:24] 行啊

[00:07:25] 不含糊

[00:07:27] 孺子可教也

[00:07:30] 兜朵呢

[00:07:32] 你老师是哪位

[00:07:36] 窦敦一看这小个子大脑壳

[00:07:38] 这派头可够足的啊

[00:07:41] 啊

[00:07:42] 我老师乃是五台山文殊院海静大师

[00:07:48] 啊

[00:07:50] 怪不得

[00:07:53] 海静的高徒

[00:07:55] 当然是有两下子了

[00:07:57] 不过窦尔顿啊

[00:07:59] 你不要高兴的太早了

[00:08:02] 是不是你以为大功告成了

[00:08:06] 是不是你觉得山东的总头领

[00:08:10] 你是稳拿了

[00:08:12] 你要这么想是大错特错了

[00:08:16] 窦尔敦把脸往下一沉

[00:08:20] 老人家

[00:08:21] 您是哪位

[00:08:22] 活报应

[00:08:24] 夏侯山

[00:08:27] 他说出这名字来

[00:08:29] 窦尔顿就倒吸了一口冷气

[00:08:32] 早就听说了

[00:08:35] 一瞅这脑袋

[00:08:36] 这个大头剑客

[00:08:39] 听我师傅讲

[00:08:41] 他练的是金钟罩铁布衫

[00:08:44] 这脑袋练的是油锤灌顶

[00:08:49] 据说呀

[00:08:50] 要运上气功

[00:08:51] 比那钢铁还硬啊

[00:08:54] 就因为练功练的这脑袋变成畸形了

[00:08:58] 跟正常人都不一样

[00:09:01] 因此

[00:09:02] 要倍加谨慎

[00:09:05] 哦

[00:09:06] 您就是夏侯老剑客然

[00:09:11] Dona

[00:09:12] 你要能听我良言相劝

[00:09:15] 放弃做总头领的念头

[00:09:19] 念你年轻

[00:09:21] 无知

[00:09:22] 诶

[00:09:22] 你赶紧离开泰山

[00:09:25] 该干什么

[00:09:26] 你就干什么去

[00:09:28] 这样做

[00:09:29] 可是里面三心呐

[00:09:31] 要不

[00:09:32] 听良言相劝

[00:09:34] 你大祸可就在眼前

[00:09:37] 你信不

[00:09:39] 我这人从来不说大话

[00:09:42] 不信咱就伸伸手

[00:09:45] 你在我面前要能过去20 个回合

[00:09:49] 我当着天下的英雄趴到月台上给你磕仨响头

[00:09:55] 抱着脑袋滚出山东

[00:09:59] 你信不

[00:10:02] 窦尔敦点点头

[00:10:03] 老人家

[00:10:04] 我信

[00:10:05] 但是也不信呀

[00:10:08] 啊

[00:10:09] 你还不信对

[00:10:12] 信与不信

[00:10:13] 咱们得当场比试

[00:10:15] 也许你说的话能实现

[00:10:18] 也许我走时器您就实现不了

[00:10:22] 说得好

[00:10:23] 说得好啊

[00:10:25] 要这么说来吧

[00:10:30] 他把烟袋往后一伸

[00:10:34] 神蛋子活张仙

[00:10:36] 把烟袋接过去

[00:10:38] 再看大头老人把带子紧了紧

[00:10:43] 把山羊胡理了理

[00:10:45] 抬胳膊抬腿

[00:10:46] 没有半点绷挂之处

[00:10:48] 叉着腰往那一站

[00:10:50] 小子

[00:10:51] 来吧

[00:10:53] 刚才我都看见了

[00:10:54] 螳螂16 式

[00:10:56] 达摩36 式

[00:10:59] 还有什么压箱底的绝招啊

[00:11:02] 都抖了抖了

[00:11:03] 今天我是收装袋包圆啊

[00:11:07] 来吧

[00:11:08] 年轻人

[00:11:09] 你看我哪儿合适

[00:11:10] 你就下家伙吧

[00:11:13] 还没等窦尔敦伸手呢

[00:11:16] 台下有人喊了一嗓子

[00:11:19] 尔敦

[00:11:20] 慢着

[00:11:22] 我来了

[00:11:23] 借光借光借光

[00:11:26] 有一人顺台阶走上月台

[00:11:32] 窦尔敦回头一看呢

[00:11:34] 不认识

[00:11:36] 这老头儿

[00:11:37] 笑笑呵呵的

[00:11:39] 长的是娃娃脸

[00:11:41] 白胡

[00:11:42] 寿眉多长啊

[00:11:45] 天生带人缘

[00:11:47] 他就是发愁

[00:11:49] 他就是哭

[00:11:50] 也是笑脸

[00:11:53] 老头儿穿着一套土黄布的裤褂

[00:11:57] 搭布纱腰

[00:11:59] 披死牛豆包撒鞋

[00:12:02] 半截白布高装袜子

[00:12:06] 脚面上打着胡铁结

[00:12:08] 腰里头系着个小包

[00:12:12] 看那意思

[00:12:13] 挺富态一个庄家老头儿

[00:12:16] 说话是声音洪亮啊

[00:12:20] 都是他们不认识

[00:12:21] 赶紧躬身施礼

[00:12:24] 前辈

[00:12:25] 是啊

[00:12:26] 对了

[00:12:28] 咱爷儿俩还没见着呢

[00:12:30] 我福姓诸葛

[00:12:32] 单字元呢啊

[00:12:35] 您就是赫赫有名的西昆仑

[00:12:39] 嗯

[00:12:40] 那是我小小的绰号

[00:12:43] 孩儿啊

[00:12:44] 你听说过

[00:12:45] 我久闻大名

[00:12:47] 轰雷贯耳

[00:12:48] 听我老师讲

[00:12:49] 你们两个人交情还不错

[00:12:51] 对了

[00:12:53] 你算说对了

[00:12:55] 孩子

[00:12:57] 有话没事儿再唠啊

[00:12:59] 眼前的事儿我先给你摆平

[00:13:04] 窦敦连声称谢退归本队

[00:13:10] 傅华

[00:13:11] 陈乐了

[00:13:11] 孩子

[00:13:12] 这老家伙来了

[00:13:14] 你是100个放心呐

[00:13:16] 嗯

[00:13:16] 西昆仑来了

[00:13:18] 还跑得了吗

[00:13:19] 你坐下歇着

[00:13:21] 你的是

[00:13:23] 窦尔东归座

[00:13:25] 再看诸葛元迈步来到夏侯山近前

[00:13:31] 老伙计

[00:13:33] 认识我吧

[00:13:34] 扒了皮认得你的骨头

[00:13:37] 那就好

[00:13:38] 那就好啊

[00:13:40] 你要不露面

[00:13:41] 我也不出头

[00:13:43] 我一看

[00:13:44] 13 省总镖局都来人了

[00:13:47] 我能不露面吗

[00:13:49] 是不是呢

[00:13:50] 不过呢

[00:13:52] 有件事儿我想打听清楚

[00:13:54] 请讲

[00:13:57] 我说夏侯老剑客

[00:13:59] 你来是代表着黄三太来的吧

[00:14:04] 对了

[00:14:05] 代表13 省总镖局啊

[00:14:09] 哎呀

[00:14:10] 13 省总镖局可了不起啊

[00:14:13] 想当年

[00:14:15] 圣手昆仑侠盛鹰创办总镖局

[00:14:20] 买卖越做越大

[00:14:22] 人丁越来越旺啊

[00:14:25] 要提起13 省总镖局来

[00:14:28] 无人不知无人不晓啊

[00:14:31] 那脸都露到天顶上去了

[00:14:35] 圣老

[00:14:36] 明公不在了

[00:14:38] 由他掌门大弟子黄三太执掌

[00:14:42] 我听说现在这买卖还挺红火

[00:14:46] 而且黄三太还受了黄蜂了

[00:14:50] 听说皇上加封他什么忠义侠

[00:14:55] 又赐的黄马褂

[00:14:57] 这总镖局半私半官呐

[00:15:02] 哈哈

[00:15:03] 买卖越做越红火

[00:15:05] 真不错

[00:15:07] 您能代表13 省总镖局

[00:15:10] 你也算半拉官人啊

[00:15:13] 嗯

[00:15:14] 不过老剑客

[00:15:16] 我把话说清楚

[00:15:18] 最好少趟这浑水

[00:15:21] 少管这闲事

[00:15:23] 你想想

[00:15:25] 这是山东的事儿

[00:15:27] 山东人自己解决

[00:15:31] 你们是从京师来的

[00:15:33] 何苦插手此事啊

[00:15:37] 就即使把窦尔墩赢了

[00:15:39] 把窦尔墩扳倒了

[00:15:41] 你们也不算光彩

[00:15:44] 他毕竟在咱们面前是个孩子

[00:15:47] 是个晚辈

[00:15:49] 何苦你们兴师动众啊

[00:15:52] 你往你身后瞅瞅

[00:15:54] 你看看这伙人

[00:15:56] 横眉立目

[00:15:58] 七个不服

[00:15:59] 八个不忿

[00:16:00] 120 个不含糊

[00:16:02] 这不攒鸡毛凑掸子

[00:16:04] 以势压人吗

[00:16:07] 诸葛元话刚说到这儿

[00:16:10] 后头嗷一嗓子

[00:16:13] 红衣女剑客就跳过来了

[00:16:16] 他姓穆

[00:16:17] 叫穆少秋

[00:16:19] 这女人呢

[00:16:21] 瞪眼就宰人

[00:16:23] 别看这个女子性如烈火呀

[00:16:27] 师兄

[00:16:28] 请您后退一步

[00:16:30] 把这老家伙交给我了

[00:16:33] 我摘他的牙

[00:16:34] 割他的舌头

[00:16:37] 省得他信口胡说八道

[00:16:41] 夏侯申点了点头

[00:16:43] 师妹

[00:16:44] 留神啊

[00:16:46] 这老家伙不好谈拢

[00:16:48] 嗨

[00:16:49] 没什么了不起的

[00:16:52] 夏侯山

[00:16:52] 领人退到旁边

[00:16:55] 再看红衣女剑

[00:16:57] 嗯

[00:16:58] 凤凰嘎嘣长啷一声

[00:17:01] 把宝家伙刘彩虹拽出来

[00:17:05] 这把宝剑切金断玉

[00:17:08] 是削铁如泥呀

[00:17:10] 那是宝中之宝

[00:17:12] 宝剑一亮出来

[00:17:14] 月台上抓抓抓

[00:17:16] 就打了几道利闪

[00:17:20] 再看他掐住剑诀

[00:17:22] 高声断喝

[00:17:24] 诸葛元呐

[00:17:25] 诸葛元

[00:17:27] 我奉劝你少管闲事

[00:17:30] 如果不听良言相劝

[00:17:33] 我叫你见下做鬼

[00:17:38] 诸葛老将他一看

[00:17:39] 诶

[00:17:40] 哎哟

[00:17:43] 行

[00:17:44] 行啊

[00:17:46] 这女人横到你这个份儿上

[00:17:49] 就顶破天了

[00:17:51] 真叫老朽可发一笑啊

[00:17:54] 哦

[00:17:55] 就因为我说了几句公道话

[00:17:59] 你就要我的命

[00:18:01] 这13 省总镖局的人也太横点了

[00:18:06] 别的都不说

[00:18:08] 就冲这一手儿

[00:18:09] 就说明你们素日仗势欺人呢

[00:18:14] 今天巧了

[00:18:16] 我这人还就不怕横

[00:18:18] 你不想要我的命吗

[00:18:20] 来吧

[00:18:21] 就请女剑个瞎家伙吧

[00:18:25] 休走招剑唰一箭

[00:18:29] 奔诸葛元面门变点

[00:18:33] 老健哥说了一声

[00:18:35] 来得也好

[00:18:36] 唰身子一转

[00:18:37] 个把这一剑躲开

[00:18:41] 穆少秋手腕子一翻

[00:18:43] 横着

[00:18:45] 奔

[00:18:45] 诸葛元脖子就扫来了

[00:18:47] 这一招叫凤凰单展翅

[00:18:49] 唰

[00:18:50] 就一宝剑

[00:18:51] 一道寒光啊

[00:18:53] 诸葛元往下一蹲

[00:18:56] 剑走

[00:18:56] 空

[00:18:58] 穆少秋真厉害

[00:19:01] 知道这一剑没发挥作用

[00:19:04] 把宝剑一立

[00:19:05] 一个劲儿朝天

[00:19:07] 一个劲儿朝下

[00:19:08] 手腕子往下一使劲儿

[00:19:10] 在这儿呢

[00:19:11] 不劈下来了

[00:19:15] 也就是诸葛元

[00:19:17] 换旁人呢

[00:19:18] 还真就完了

[00:19:21] 老见吓得倒吸了一口冷气

[00:19:23] 扑棱脑袋肉往旁边一蹿

[00:19:26] 一剑走空

[00:19:29] 诸葛元定了定神

[00:19:31] 哎呀哎哟

[00:19:32] 玩真格的了

[00:19:35] 好好好好

[00:19:37] 看来今儿个不豁出点儿去还真就不行了

[00:19:42] 请你稍候片刻啊

[00:19:46] 老头儿说到这儿

[00:19:47] 从腰里头一伸手

[00:19:49] 嘎嘣长啷

[00:19:52] 拽出跨虎双拦

[00:19:55] 这双拦是兵器

[00:19:57] 两头带尖儿

[00:19:59] 带护手

[00:20:00] 锃明刷亮的大月牙子一对

[00:20:03] 左右手一分

[00:20:06] 这兵刃虽然不是保家伙

[00:20:08] 也是纯钢制造

[00:20:10] 锃明刷亮

[00:20:11] 夺人的二目

[00:20:13] 来吧

[00:20:13] 来吧

[00:20:15] 你先使用

[00:20:16] 家伙可就讲说不了了

[00:20:18] 来来来

[00:20:19] 老朽奉陪

[00:20:22] 说着话

[00:20:23] 俩人往一块儿一凑

[00:20:24] 就站在一处

[00:20:27] 双拦对宝剑

[00:20:29] 一伸手就是急叉了

[00:20:33] 但见月台上剑光缭绕

[00:20:36] 多人的双目

[00:20:38] 唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰唰

[00:20:42] 一招紧似一招

[00:20:44] 一招快似一招

[00:20:48] 所有看热闹的人无不担心

[00:20:53] 心说

[00:20:53] 这女子可太邪乎了

[00:20:56] 这宝剑这么快

[00:20:58] 给了上就够呛

[00:21:01] 窦敦众人无不为老剑客捏着一把汗

[00:21:06] 就连付华辰呢

[00:21:08] 腰板都拔直了

[00:21:11] 父老健搁心中说话

[00:21:14] 哎呀

[00:21:16] 我老伙计

[00:21:18] 你

[00:21:18] 你可给我们露脸呐

[00:21:20] 你别说了

[00:21:21] 半天大话

[00:21:22] 一伸手完了

[00:21:24] 再挂了彩

[00:21:24] 受了伤

[00:21:26] 我们这跟头就栽大发了

[00:21:29] 瞅这样还真玄乎

[00:21:32] 两人一伸手

[00:21:34] 40 回合未分胜负

[00:21:38] 诸葛元心中暗想

[00:21:40] 我叫西昆仑呢

[00:21:43] 我这么远来到山东泰山

[00:21:47] 我这身上要破个口

[00:21:49] 流一滴血

[00:21:51] 我就没脸回家呀

[00:21:54] 大话也扔出去了

[00:21:56] 怎么办呢

[00:21:57] 看来今天不想动绝招也得使绝招

[00:22:01] 不想下毒手也得下毒手

[00:22:04] 这是被逼出来的

[00:22:07] 老头儿用什么绝招

[00:22:10] 这双栏呢

[00:22:11] 尺寸短

[00:22:13] 既可当兵器

[00:22:15] 又可当暗器使

[00:22:18] 说他当暗器

[00:22:19] 这玩意能扔出去

[00:22:22] 这西昆仑没少下工夫

[00:22:25] 但是几十年来从来没使唤过

[00:22:29] 一般情况下

[00:22:31] 以他的身份和能耐

[00:22:33] 用得着使用暗器吗

[00:22:36] 暗箭伤人

[00:22:38] 也不光彩

[00:22:40] 所以他不使用

[00:22:41] 今儿个遇上劲敌了

[00:22:45] 再不使用啊

[00:22:46] 就栽跟头了

[00:22:49] 老健哥心里一翻个也罢

[00:22:53] 有道是不毒不狠非丈夫啊

[00:22:57] 这可是你逼的

[00:23:00] 想到这儿

[00:23:01] 唰唰唰频频发起进攻

[00:23:05] 可是打着打着

[00:23:07] 冷不丁他一转身

[00:23:08] 啊

[00:23:09] 招

[00:23:10] 两道寒光是直奔红衣女剑客