《小白领之歌》歌词

[00:00:00] 小白领之歌 - 顶楼的马戏团

[00:00:37] 早上轧子公交地铁上班去

[00:00:39] 我是一个上海白领小青年

[00:00:42] 到公司打卡是顶顶重要额事体

[00:00:45] 只要坐进办公室

[00:00:46] 我就想死

[00:00:48] 大学毕业寻工作轧破头皮

[00:00:50] 额骨头高又碰到金融危机

[00:00:53] 勿管是去国企还是外企

[00:00:56] 有份工作

[00:00:57] 就算侬了勿起

[00:00:58] 下子班两点一线再冲回窝里

[00:01:01] 夜饭马马虎虎扒两口就搞定

[00:01:03] 点好香烟

[00:01:04] 电脑马上开机

[00:01:06] 一头冲进魔兽世界里

[00:01:09] 爷老头子讲我已经一把年纪

[00:01:22] 哪能还没带个女朋友回窝里

[00:01:24] 天天朝我咕哩咕哩咕哩发脾气

[00:01:28] 为来为去为各种小事体

[00:01:30] 哈勿是没想过去寻只女人

[00:01:33] 但是总归觉着一家头么最适宜

[00:01:35] 要被伊管头管脚

[00:01:37] 还要坏铜钿

[00:01:38] 还勿如蹲了窝里

[00:01:40] 荡荡毛片

[00:01:41] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:01:43] 人人都是月光族

[00:01:45] 穷得来嗒嗒滴

[00:01:46] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:01:48] 结婚买房子裁靠爷娘撑两钿

[00:01:52] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:01:54] 买好房子集体帮银行打工去

[00:01:57] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:02:00] 我自家哈养勿活

[00:02:01] 还要养小人

[00:02:03] 上班上班上班工资么没两钿

[00:02:16] 开销倒大得来吓死人

[00:02:19] 老同学聚会要到卡拉ok去

[00:02:22] 新同事吃夜宵侬总归要陪得去

[00:02:25] 啥辰光再好袋袋里装满米

[00:02:27] 身高头么最好再调层皮

[00:02:30] 勿要啥人看到我裁觉得龊气

[00:02:33] 我么对啥人裁嘻皮踏脸

[00:02:36] 越讲越觉着腥瘙拉气

[00:02:39] 哈没啥贵人了旁边撬撬边

[00:02:41] 阿拉各种人了上海勿算稀奇

[00:02:44] 勿上伐勿下

[00:02:45] 是只小白领

[00:02:47] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:02:50] 哪能混上去侬倒是要动动脑筋

[00:02:52] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:02:55] 混勿上去只好了网上聊聊天

[00:02:57] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:03:00] 恨起来我就拿老板炒忒伊

[00:03:03] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:03:06] 大勿了到垃圾桶去拾垃圾

[00:03:09] 股票天天了跌

[00:03:43] 房价日涨夜涨

[00:03:44] 从股市里赚出首付

[00:03:46] 钞票看来是做梦

[00:03:47] 工资年年了割

[00:03:48] 物价一路往上

[00:03:50] 辛巴克吃起来

[00:03:51] 已经没老早香

[00:03:53] 内环实在特贵

[00:03:54] 外环伊又觉着远

[00:03:56] 伊当我是姚明刘翔

[00:03:57] 我要哪能再好买得起一套新房

[00:04:01] 毛脚女婿想问问侬亲爱的丈母娘

[00:04:03] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:17] 每趟到伊屋里

[00:04:19] 我就勿敢发声音

[00:04:20] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:22] 丈人老头侬到底肯赞助我几钿

[00:04:26] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:28] 从此一家老小裁

[00:04:30] 靠我卖命

[00:04:31] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:33] 下趟碰倒啥事体

[00:04:35] 只好寻柏万青

[00:04:36] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:39] 下趟碰倒啥事体

[00:04:41] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:44] 下趟碰倒啥事体

[00:04:47] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:51] 下趟碰倒啥事体

[00:04:53] 阿拉就是一帮上海小白领

[00:04:56] 下趟碰倒啥事体