《Gays Got Married》歌词

[00:00:00] Gays Got Married - Trevor Moore

[00:00:01] I grew up in an American town

[00:00:03] No locks on the doors

[00:00:05] When we all bedded down

[00:00:06] To sleep

[00:00:13] Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride

[00:00:16] After church on Sundays take the kids for a ride

[00:00:20] Down the street

[00:00:27] Swimming holes catching fireflies in jars

[00:00:34] Spend the evening staring at the stars

[00:00:42] Then the gays got married gays got married

[00:00:45] And the plant shut down plant shut down

[00:00:49] And the crops dried up the crops dried up

[00:00:52] Everywhere around everywhere around

[00:00:55] Then the gays started kissin' started kissin'

[00:00:58] And the state said cool cool

[00:01:01] And they made all the kids

[00:01:04] Be gay in school

[00:01:08] 'Cause them gays got married gays got married

[00:01:12] They announced it on TV

[00:01:14] Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse

[00:01:18] I had to get to my family

[00:01:21] Before the gay could get there first

[00:01:25] Hauling a** down the interstate

[00:01:27] In my throat I could fill my heart

[00:01:31] I didn't know how much time I had

[00:01:33] Before all the orgies would start

[00:01:36] And they're grabbing guys like me

[00:01:39] And they're pulling us out of our trucks

[00:01:43] And they're kissing our lips and nibbling our ears

[00:01:46] And all sorts of sexy stuff

[00:01:49] And they're taking us out to fancy hotels

[00:01:53] And partying the night away

[00:01:55] And they're saying how good we look in their shirt

[00:01:59] When we wake up the next day

[00:02:03] No I dare not look back

[00:02:06] To see what's behind

[00:02:09] They almost got me once

[00:02:12] When I was surfing online

[00:02:14] And as strong and straight as I know I am

[00:02:18] Every man can be pushed too far

[00:02:22] I've seen the devil and the devil looks like

[00:02:24] Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car

[00:02:28] I pulled up into my house

[00:02:31] And I quickly ran inside

[00:02:34] I grabbed my lovely spouse

[00:02:37] But I felt no love when I looked in her eyes

[00:02:41] The gay had gone airborne

[00:02:43] And I didn't make it in time

[00:02:47] My family unit

[00:02:49] Had already been undermined

[00:02:52] Because

[00:02:54] The gays got married gays got married

[00:02:56] And released gay spores gay spores

[00:03:00] And all the straight people all the people

[00:03:03] Weren't in love no more never love no more

[00:03:06] 'Cause them gays got married gays got married

[00:03:10] Been in this bunker three long years

[00:03:13] Canned food and recycled air

[00:03:17] Yet I shudder when I think about

[00:03:20] What must be happening up there

[00:03:23] A radioactive scorched desertscape

[00:03:26] Ruled by roving biker gangs

[00:03:29] With scary tattoos and muscley arms

[00:03:32] Blue eyes and super cute bangs

[00:03:35] So I'll seal myself off from everyone

[00:03:38] And hide here until I die

[00:03:41] Confused and angry sad and alone

[00:03:45] And I know the reason why

[00:03:49] 'Cause the gays got married the gays got married

[00:03:52] The gays got married the gays got married

[00:03:55] The gays got married the gays got married

[00:04:02] The gays got married