《Drunk Texts to Myself(feat. Reggie Watts)(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Drunk Texts To Myself (explicit) - Trevor Moore/Reggie Watts

[00:00:04] Dude that's a great idea

[00:00:06] You should totally remember that

[00:00:08] Send that you should totally send that to yourself right now

[00:00:14] Drunk texts to myself messages through time

[00:00:20] I don't remember any of these what was going through my mind

[00:00:27] Drunk texts to myself subconscious to my phone

[00:00:33] What are these supposed to be I should have left this thing at home

[00:00:41] Start a band called Dwarf Cooter

[00:00:49] Black people are the second worst at being President

[00:00:54] Tell all of your friends you're moving back to Virginia

[00:00:58] Then just move across town

[00:01:03] Write a dinosaur children's christmas book

[00:01:06] The last line should be because it had never snowed in dinosaur land before

[00:01:15] You kicked the door but the light thing was already broken

[00:01:21] Secretly learn French

[00:01:28] Try to get the rights to Space Jam

[00:01:31] Drunk texts to myself messages through time

[00:01:38] I don't remember any of these what was going through my mind

[00:01:44] Drunk texts to myself subconscious to my phone

[00:01:50] What are these supposed to be I should have left this thing at home

[00:02:00] Fat Girls Taking Dumps would also be a great band name

[00:02:07] The seven-eleven on Franklin doesn't sell beer because they're Muslim

[00:02:14] See if LOL Farts com is taken

[00:02:23] Porno For Pyros is the one that sings Tahitian Moon

[00:02:30] You need to pay the bus driver twice next time

[00:02:37] Rapping dog TV show

[00:02:40] Tonight by the tire swing

[00:02:42] It's a fight to the death as the deer stares into the field

[00:02:46] Followed by seventeen exclamation points

[00:02:52] Learn to Tokyo drift

[00:02:56] I am just a conscious vibration observing my little section of life

[00:03:03] Sent from my iPhone

[00:03:04] Messages through time

[00:03:07] I don't remember any of these what was going through my mind

[00:03:13] Drunk texts to myself subconscious to my phone

[00:03:20] What are these supposed to be I should have left this thing at home