《What About Mouthwash?(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] What About Mouthwash? (explicit) - Trevor Moore

[00:00:12] Me and Jesse's cousin

[00:00:14] Went to the Chevron after work

[00:00:18] To grab a couple sixers and some beefy jerk

[00:00:24] The man behind the counter

[00:00:27] Said he'd like to see ID

[00:00:30] I handed him one of a guy who sorta looked like me

[00:00:36] He frowned and asked me what was my address

[00:00:42] I knew the street but I couldn't quite get the rest

[00:00:48] I said I'd lost my real ID

[00:00:51] And that we would pay him double

[00:00:54] We swore that we weren't cops and that he wouldn't get in trouble

[00:01:00] He smiled and said "I'm sorry

[00:01:02] But it's already 12:04

[00:01:06] And the state says it's too late to sell alcohol any more"

[00:01:12] Sadly we went to put back the beer

[00:01:18] But then a bottle caught my eye and I got an idea

[00:01:23] What about mouthwash

[00:01:26] What about huffing paint

[00:01:29] You don't need ID to buy it

[00:01:33] And you can't arrive too late

[00:01:35] What about mouthwash

[00:01:38] What about smelling glue

[00:01:41] If they say you can't buy liquor

[00:01:44] Then some cough syrup should do

[00:01:48] Before we count this night up as a loss

[00:01:53] What about mouthwash

[00:01:59] Sittin' in the truck in the parking lot

[00:02:02] Underneath the moon and all them stars

[00:02:06] We don't need their liquor stores and we don't need their bars

[00:02:12] Drinking Listerine and tonic

[00:02:14] And Jesse's cousin sipped a Scope and Coke

[00:02:18] Robitussin Red Bull now that sh*t ain't no joke

[00:02:24] But something changed within me at that store

[00:02:29] Beer and spirits just don't cut it any more

[00:02:36] The whispers that I hear

[00:02:38] And the looks that I keep gettin'

[00:02:42] When I toast with a Dimetapp daiquiri at a fancy wedding

[00:02:48] And last night a cop pulled me over

[00:02:51] Goin' down 95 South

[00:02:54] And he saw the Sherwin-Williams all over my nose and mouth

[00:03:00] He just looked straight at me

[00:03:03] With pity in his eyes

[00:03:06] Like he'd just seen the depths of sadness a man can have inside

[00:03:12] And the lengths to which he'll go

[00:03:14] To numb it down for another day

[00:03:18] He looked as if he'd cry but then he just walked away

[00:03:24] I watched as he drove off down the Interstate

[00:03:30] And then I thought to myself

[00:03:32] That's another reason this stuff's great

[00:03:35] What about mouthwash

[00:03:38] What about sniffing glue

[00:03:41] When the police pull you over

[00:03:44] They ain't sure what to do

[00:03:47] What about mouthwash

[00:03:50] Or even hand sanitizer

[00:03:54] When they check your glove compartment

[00:03:56] They won't be none the wiser

[00:03:59] Before we count this night up as a loss

[00:04:05] Say what about mouthwash

[00:04:11] What about mouthwash