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[00:00:00] 史文恭真了不起

[00:00:04] 他遇上花和尚鲁智深

[00:00:07] 毫不畏惧

[00:00:09] 你看鲁智深多勇猛啊

[00:00:13] 这条大产赢不了人家

[00:00:16] 不仅赢不了

[00:00:19] 30 回合之后

[00:00:21] 鲁智深是一会儿不如一会儿

[00:00:24] 累的哇

[00:00:25] 鬓角热汗直淌

[00:00:28] 大脸蛋子的肉痣菜呢

[00:00:32] 什么原因

[00:00:33] 使了半天劲儿砍不着人家

[00:00:37] 在偷眼看史文恭

[00:00:39] 谈笑之间

[00:00:42] 拿他当孩子

[00:00:43] 在这儿耍

[00:00:44] 他玩儿

[00:00:45] 这条江豪不费力

[00:00:48] 上崩下砸

[00:00:50] 里撩外划划

[00:00:52] 拿崩把亚窝挑盖打扎

[00:00:56] 顺着当枪横着当吧

[00:00:59] 神出鬼没

[00:01:01] 那简直是风雨不透

[00:01:04] 朝江朝江朝江

[00:01:06] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:01:10] 鲁智深可受不了了

[00:01:13] 正在着急的功夫

[00:01:15] 他最后观战的豹子头林冲压不住火儿

[00:01:22] 也没跟任何人打招呼

[00:01:24] 林总是催马瑶抢过来取代鲁智深

[00:01:30] 大哥

[00:01:32] 行到后边儿休息

[00:01:34] 把它交于小B

[00:01:37] 鲁智深心说话来得正好

[00:01:42] 真把我累毁了

[00:01:44] 所以鲁智深虚晃一铲屎拨马而走

[00:01:50] 等码头泊转过来跟林冲说

[00:01:53] 好兄弟

[00:01:54] 林武师

[00:01:56] 这家伙厉害的邪乎

[00:01:59] 多加谨慎

[00:02:00] 小B 明白

[00:02:03] 鲁智深回归本队

[00:02:06] 有人拿过手机把去鲁智深擦擦肥脸蛋子上的汗

[00:02:11] 然后提过水壶里咕嘟咕嘟一口气造了三壶

[00:02:17] 他在后边儿歇着

[00:02:18] 粘不住

[00:02:20] 单说豹子头林冲催马颤枪来剑史文恭

[00:02:26] 史文恭把大枪一被

[00:02:28] 把马皮盖住了一

[00:02:34] 上一眼下一眼打量林冲

[00:02:39] 看了那么几眼

[00:02:42] 如果我没认错的话

[00:02:45] 你是大名鼎鼎的林巫师

[00:02:48] 当初80万禁军的总教头林冲吧

[00:02:54] 来

[00:02:55] 不才正是林冲

[00:03:00] 林冲啊

[00:03:02] 咱俩跟旁人不一样

[00:03:05] 在这儿理论刀轮刀

[00:03:07] 哦

[00:03:08] 此话怎讲

[00:03:11] 我请问

[00:03:13] 你当初跟陕西大侠周彤

[00:03:18] 学过武艺吧

[00:03:20] 不错

[00:03:21] 周桐乃是我老师是吧

[00:03:25] 那你就不想问一问我老师是谁

[00:03:30] 怎么你老师也是周大侠染也

[00:03:37] 从这上论

[00:03:38] 咱俩是一师之徒啊

[00:03:42] 不过呢

[00:03:43] 我比你早学了几年

[00:03:47] 我学舞那时候你还没到

[00:03:50] 后来我听说周老霞把你也收了

[00:03:55] 我林冲

[00:03:57] 我先说几句

[00:03:59] 可惜了儿的

[00:04:00] 嗯

[00:04:01] 可惜你这个人才呀

[00:04:05] 你说大宋朝对你哪儿不好

[00:04:08] 皇上对你哪点不重视

[00:04:12] 80万禁军的教头啊

[00:04:14] 官儿不小啊

[00:04:16] 紫袍金带坐享其成

[00:04:19] 一呼百诺穿金戴银行啦

[00:04:25] 当然啦

[00:04:27] 我听说了

[00:04:28] 你家里头遇上点儿事儿

[00:04:31] 高衙内看中你媳妇儿

[00:04:35] 她是不对他不是个人

[00:04:39] 你为什么相助人家有夫之妇呢

[00:04:43] 而且使这个手段也低劣

[00:04:47] 难怪你使性子

[00:04:49] 但是你不要王乐根本

[00:04:52] 那皇上对你不错

[00:04:55] 把事情搞得清楚

[00:04:57] 你再娶个媳妇儿呗

[00:04:59] 三条腿的蛤蟆没有

[00:05:02] 两条腿的活人多得是啊

[00:05:06] 你使什么性子

[00:05:08] 就因为这件事儿好

[00:05:10] 你投靠了贼

[00:05:12] 贼了本身沦为贼寇

[00:05:15] 你就王乐当了贼

[00:05:18] 名声太坏了

[00:05:20] 上为贼父

[00:05:22] 贼母

[00:05:23] 下为贼子贼孙本身是贼

[00:05:27] 顶风臭着800里啊

[00:05:29] 这几代人都抖了

[00:05:31] 不清楚啊

[00:05:33] 林冲啊

[00:05:34] 可惜你满身的武功

[00:05:37] 可惜你是快好了

[00:05:39] 糟践了

[00:05:40] 糟践咯

[00:05:42] 咱这样行不行

[00:05:44] 林冲

[00:05:45] 你读过书

[00:05:46] 是个明白人

[00:05:48] 如果你现在悔悟还不晚

[00:05:52] 过来

[00:05:53] 到我这边来

[00:05:55] 我史文恭在增长者面前多进美言

[00:06:01] 然后带着你去找高太尉

[00:06:05] 你只要承认个错儿

[00:06:07] 过去的事情一笔勾销

[00:06:10] 我相信80万禁军的教头还得由你来做

[00:06:15] 你看好不好

[00:06:18] 你何必当贼

[00:06:21] 他还想往下说

[00:06:23] 林冲实在听不下去

[00:06:25] Aa

[00:06:27] 史文恭闭住你的臭嘴

[00:06:32] 你说地简单

[00:06:34] 嗯

[00:06:35] 事情不像你说的那样

[00:06:38] 今天咱们是两国的仇敌

[00:06:40] 各为其主

[00:06:42] 今天我林从来不为旁的事情

[00:06:45] 我就问你

[00:06:46] 史文恭

[00:06:47] 你为什么跟水泊梁山的人为仇作对

[00:06:52] 过去我不懂

[00:06:53] 现在我听明白了

[00:06:56] 闹了半天

[00:06:57] 你是高俅手下的一条草狗

[00:07:02] 你是官府豢养的奴才

[00:07:06] 今年二话别说了

[00:07:08] 我一心一意要打你的曾头市

[00:07:12] 你一心一意

[00:07:13] 药瓶水泊梁山

[00:07:15] 咱就分高低论各上下

[00:07:19] 把林冲掌中这条抢赢了

[00:07:21] 你想怎么地怎么地

[00:07:24] 行了

[00:07:25] 好良言难劝该死鬼呀

[00:07:29] 林冲啊

[00:07:31] 你说的话虽然不多

[00:07:33] 也证明你撇了心了

[00:07:36] 我使分工也算做到了仁至义尽

[00:07:41] 对得起老师

[00:07:43] 周光祖、周大侠

[00:07:46] 那你就催马过来吧

[00:07:48] 我教你知道知道神枪史文恭这条大抢的厉害

[00:07:55] 两个人话不投机

[00:07:57] 当场动手

[00:07:59] 一伸伸手儿

[00:08:00] 两匹马

[00:08:01] 两条大枪

[00:08:04] 两个人都是虎将

[00:08:06] 打了个奇峰

[00:08:07] 对手是将遇良才

[00:08:11] 没分胜负

[00:08:13] 尤其他俩都是一师之徒

[00:08:17] 六合、抢地、抢路子

[00:08:19] 基本都差不多少

[00:08:21] 就看谁使得巧

[00:08:24] 就看谁力气投足

[00:08:27] 所以30 多个回合打了个旗鼓相当

[00:08:32] 史文恭暗自点头

[00:08:34] 发了

[00:08:36] 豹子头林冲

[00:08:38] 好样的

[00:08:40] 我父亲

[00:08:42] 比那个鲁智深强多了

[00:08:44] 鲁智深就靠着勇猛

[00:08:47] 就是瞎论

[00:08:49] 人家林冲只做了客

[00:08:52] 受过名人的传授

[00:08:54] 高人地址叫

[00:08:55] 足以证明老师在她身上花了一定的心血

[00:09:01] 不过呢

[00:09:02] 看着样儿林冲啊

[00:09:04] 要坚持

[00:09:05] 长了

[00:09:06] 你未必是我的对手

[00:09:09] 因此

[00:09:09] 史文恭坚定信心

[00:09:13] 这条大江呼呼刮风

[00:09:16] 越战越猛

[00:09:18] 眨眼间

[00:09:19] 40 个回合过去了

[00:09:22] 林冲渐渐不支啊

[00:09:26] 这玩意儿没什么耗时间

[00:09:28] 又见林冲使这条枪多少有点费劲了

[00:09:33] 鼻子凹脑门子也见了汗

[00:09:36] 林冲也是火爆的脾气

[00:09:38] 不服人

[00:09:40] 就这样咬牙坚持

[00:09:43] 又坚持十余回合

[00:09:46] 50 多个回合了

[00:09:48] 您充钱后新的衣服都塌透了

[00:09:51] 在看史文恭脑门儿也建朝鼻哇

[00:09:56] 也冒了汗珠

[00:09:58] 他也得使把劲儿

[00:10:00] 林冲一看

[00:10:01] 不行

[00:10:02] 今天想胜人家是比登天

[00:10:06] 正在林冲心里着急地功夫

[00:10:09] 身边背后有人高声喊

[00:10:12] 喝临武赤

[00:10:15] 好样儿的

[00:10:16] 您到后边休息来

[00:10:19] 我替您打一针

[00:10:25] 一马飞出来到两军镇替换林冲

[00:10:30] 林冲一看

[00:10:31] 谁啊

[00:10:32] 小李广花荣

[00:10:35] 那也是凉山长出类拔萃的英雄好汉

[00:10:39] 林冲点了点头

[00:10:41] 花将军受累了啊

[00:10:44] 怕回归本队

[00:10:48] 他回去了

[00:10:48] 咱不说咱说

[00:10:50] 小李广花荣称方天画戟

[00:10:55] 来到史文恭近前

[00:10:57] 这一报名

[00:10:58] 史文恭打量了打量

[00:11:00] 嗯

[00:11:02] 漂亮小伙儿

[00:11:04] 我真有点儿纳闷儿

[00:11:06] 这

[00:11:06] 这宋江和晁盖使得是什么手段

[00:11:11] 给你们吃的啥样儿了

[00:11:14] 你们简直为点儿什么跟他们威武啊

[00:11:19] 拿你这小伙来说多漂亮

[00:11:22] 就往这儿一戳一站

[00:11:24] 哎呀

[00:11:25] 简直是万金难买呀

[00:11:27] 你也当着贼

[00:11:30] 这不知道系里的

[00:11:31] 怎么可能呢

[00:11:32] 谁能相信呢

[00:11:35] 也罢呀

[00:11:36] 画龙画虎难画骨

[00:11:39] 知人知面不知心呢

[00:11:41] 你天生就是一副贼骨头

[00:11:44] 废话少说

[00:11:45] 招家伙

[00:11:48] 花容跟他有斗在一处

[00:11:51] 咱这么说吧

[00:11:52] 20 多个回合

[00:11:53] 未分胜负

[00:11:55] 史文恭一琢磨

[00:11:57] 他们想干什么啊

[00:12:00] 仗着人多势众

[00:12:02] 我看着黑乎乎一大片

[00:12:04] 足能有几十人今天没安好心

[00:12:08] 轮流着跟我打号虎

[00:12:12] 也架不住一群狼啊

[00:12:14] 嗯

[00:12:15] 照这样打下去

[00:12:16] 一会儿把我累趴下了

[00:12:19] 哎

[00:12:20] 干脆我使巧招赢他

[00:12:24] 我听说这小李广花荣射箭射的准透了

[00:12:28] 我呀

[00:12:29] 先下手

[00:12:30] 我给他来一件

[00:12:32] 我看看小李广花荣究竟躲得开

[00:12:35] 还是躲不开

[00:12:37] 想到这儿吧

[00:12:39] 区别疫情

[00:12:40] 是拨马便走

[00:12:43] 花荣哪里肯舍

[00:12:45] 趁机在后地就追史文恭人往前头派

[00:12:50] 延往后边儿盯着

[00:12:51] 耳朵也听着

[00:12:53] 一听小李广花荣珍追上来了

[00:12:56] 心中高兴

[00:12:57] 一抬腿

[00:12:59] 把大枪挂上在走兽壶玄天

[00:13:04] 但是抽弓搭箭

[00:13:07] 那经过严格的训练

[00:13:10] 二五耕地功夫

[00:13:11] 没事儿老练

[00:13:13] 所以呢

[00:13:13] 手底下是干净利索

[00:13:16] 你就见呢肩膀刚一洞见

[00:13:19] 扣的弦声就这么快

[00:13:22] 前把推泰山

[00:13:23] 后把叶公贤

[00:13:26] 冷不丁这一扭身H

[00:13:30] 胎儿

[00:13:33] 这个快劲儿就甭提了

[00:13:36] 你就发现也晚了

[00:13:39] 做大酱的讲就六个字

[00:13:41] 弓刀石

[00:13:43] 马步箭

[00:13:46] 你都得会

[00:13:47] 估计怎么叫大将

[00:13:50] 你想

[00:13:50] 他俩的距离不到30

[00:13:53] 不就这么近

[00:13:56] 而且呢

[00:13:57] 功力相当足啊

[00:13:59] 那建了个快递

[00:14:01] 一打闪就到近前

[00:14:03] 一般人躲不开

[00:14:06] 但是小李广花荣是个精细的汉子

[00:14:11] 小伙长得也漂亮

[00:14:13] 心也细

[00:14:14] 他发现史文恭黛弟弓箭非同一般

[00:14:19] 他也了解了情况

[00:14:21] 知道史文恭样样精通

[00:14:24] 而且射箭还有两下子

[00:14:27] 因此就格外加着谨慎

[00:14:29] 她一看史文恭往下一掰

[00:14:31] 他心里就画魂

[00:14:33] 为啥呀

[00:14:34] 史文恭枪法没乱好

[00:14:36] 梅儿他拜什么呢

[00:14:38] 他们家的能盯得住我呀

[00:14:40] 啊

[00:14:41] 明白了

[00:14:42] 他要想使巧计赢我我要多加谨慎

[00:14:46] 因此一边追着

[00:14:48] 一边盯着他

[00:14:49] 突然发现史文恭尖头移动

[00:14:52] 明白了

[00:14:53] 哦

[00:14:53] 要放弃

[00:14:55] 刚想到这只间就到了

[00:14:58] 好一个小李广花荣

[00:15:01] 双脚一蹬

[00:15:02] 飞虎叉

[00:15:03] 身子往后一躺

[00:15:05] 使了个铁过梁

[00:15:08] 又叫金刚铁板桥

[00:15:10] 哎

[00:15:11] 这身的窗

[00:15:12] 躺下了

[00:15:14] 后脑勺粘在马屁股上

[00:15:18] 那身子骨

[00:15:19] 那软

[00:15:19] 跟面条一样

[00:15:21] 这只透甲锥贴着鼻子眼儿

[00:15:24] 唰就过去了

[00:15:26] 出去

[00:15:27] 多远落在地上

[00:15:29] 一件没射着

[00:15:31] 史文恭学过玛丽卡呀

[00:15:34] 真躲开了

[00:15:36] 在他一愣神儿的功夫

[00:15:38] 小李

[00:15:39] 广花荣是以牙还牙呀

[00:15:42] 心说话哦

[00:15:43] 你射我

[00:15:45] 我从小就学射箭

[00:15:48] 要不怎么叫小李广呢

[00:15:49] 今儿个我也给你来一件抓着

[00:15:53] 一扭身躲开

[00:15:54] 紧跟着把弓箭就拽出来了

[00:15:57] 一敏

[00:15:58] 朱红大圣

[00:15:59] 旋扣吧

[00:16:00] 就这一箭射向史文恭

[00:16:04] 史文恭这匹马转过来

[00:16:06] 正好抬头一看

[00:16:08] 这功夫

[00:16:08] 这届在脑门子肉就到了

[00:16:12] 哎

[00:16:13] 史文恭也不含糊

[00:16:15] 赶紧使了个凳里藏身

[00:16:17] 刷着身子一转

[00:16:18] 个儿躲到马肚子底下了

[00:16:21] 这一箭射空

[00:16:23] 咱这么说吧

[00:16:25] 小李广花荣

[00:16:26] 射箭向来是箭无虚发

[00:16:30] 说这下射出去了

[00:16:31] 什么都没设着

[00:16:32] 不可能

[00:16:33] 但今儿个是个破例

[00:16:36] 玉成对手行家了

[00:16:38] 尽管如此

[00:16:40] 史文恭躲到马肚子底下等间过去了

[00:16:44] 他一瓶深又骑到马背上

[00:16:47] 但是史文恭的汗就淌下来了

[00:16:50] 新说话好悬啊

[00:16:52] 好悬哪

[00:16:54] 这要不是当初我下过苦功

[00:16:57] 今天这一件就结果了我弟性命了

[00:17:02] 不能再打了

[00:17:03] 这只心慌也是太累了

[00:17:06] 史文恭赶紧把大枪一挥

[00:17:09] 收兵撤退

[00:17:11] 撤回曾头市

[00:17:13] 花容把大枪支招代替军令

[00:17:17] 弟兄们冲冲啊

[00:17:23] 水泊梁山的义军跟下山猛虎一样

[00:17:27] 兜着屁股就追

[00:17:30] 但追到号编任家寨墙上是开弓放箭

[00:17:34] 灰瓶炮子

[00:17:36] 滚木擂石啪啪啪

[00:17:39] 跟雨点一样

[00:17:41] 事先有所准备啊

[00:17:44] 所以梁山义军得不到便宜

[00:17:47] 反倒受伤的人不少

[00:17:50] 天王晁盖灾后的总指挥晁盖一看不行

[00:17:55] 应聘非吃亏

[00:17:57] 不可差

[00:17:59] 一声令下

[00:18:01] 易军华撤下来了

[00:18:04] 离着曾头市五里安下营寨

[00:18:09] 这一查点

[00:18:10] 手下士兵损失了不到50 人

[00:18:13] 不过没死人都是受伤的

[00:18:16] 哎呀

[00:18:16] 晁盖气的呼呼的

[00:18:19] 心里想你看我兄弟宋江

[00:18:23] 每次领兵带队都是获全胜

[00:18:28] 听说人家指挥那个打的那个漂亮劲儿就甭提了

[00:18:33] 还收了对面的人人

[00:18:35] 损伤的还少

[00:18:37] 你说我亲自指挥

[00:18:39] 怎么就遇上了麻烦了

[00:18:42] 这曾头市好比是一块难啃的骨头

[00:18:47] 话又说回来

[00:18:48] 再难啃也得拿下来

[00:18:51] 也要活捉史文恭

[00:18:54] 把宝马良驹照夜玉狮子剁手给我兄弟宋江

[00:18:59] 我兄弟得多高兴啊

[00:19:02] 也算当哥哥的做他的报答品

[00:19:06] 晁盖讲义气

[00:19:09] 宋江忒累了

[00:19:12] 多匹宝马

[00:19:13] 给兄弟

[00:19:13] 兄弟多高兴啊

[00:19:15] 当哥哥一点儿心意

[00:19:17] 这晁盖下的这个心

[00:19:20] 但是事情不像他想的那么简单

[00:19:24] 第二天开庭

[00:19:25] 见仗曾头市没列队

[00:19:27] 人家修整呢

[00:19:29] 你一凑着进钱

[00:19:31] 人家就开弓放箭

[00:19:33] 怎么攻也攻不进去

[00:19:35] 可你这刚一休息十分钟

[00:19:38] 又领着曾氏五虎讨敌骂阵

[00:19:42] 就这样

[00:19:43] 天天拉锯

[00:19:44] 未分胜负

[00:19:46] 号都半个多月的时间呢

[00:19:49] 这天也跟着捣乱

[00:19:51] 天天下雨

[00:19:53] 下的人

[00:19:54] 这心里这个腻歪

[00:19:56] 周围一片迷愣

[00:19:59] 人睡觉还发愁

[00:20:02] 这还不数

[00:20:04] 这个粮食也成了问题了

[00:20:08] 管量地官来了

[00:20:09] 跟晁盖汇报说我们的粮食马上要断顿

[00:20:15] 临离开水泊梁山的时候带的是不少

[00:20:19] 但是我们带了5000多人呢

[00:20:21] 人吃马喂

[00:20:23] 耗了这么长的时间

[00:20:25] 粮食现在仅够吃两天的

[00:20:30] 还得吃稀的

[00:20:31] 吃干的还不够

[00:20:34] 请因病毒看这事儿怎么办

[00:20:37] 嗯

[00:20:40] 晁盖一想

[00:20:41] 还得派人回梁山去

[00:20:43] 催粮

[00:20:45] 那得哪年哪月才能运到啊

[00:20:49] 原来想得多好

[00:20:50] 打开曾头市

[00:20:51] 要什么有什么

[00:20:53] 这回好连本桑汤

[00:20:56] 因此晁天王这心呐

[00:20:58] 简直是火上泼油啊呢

[00:21:02] 呼呼地

[00:21:04] 急得在大帐里头是来回直转

[00:21:07] 各怎么卖

[00:21:09] 怎么办

[00:21:11] 嗯

[00:21:12] 别速战速决

[00:21:15] 要不明儿个就豁出去了

[00:21:18] 尽全力攻打曾头市

[00:21:21] 豁出多死人去了

[00:21:23] 要把曾头市打开

[00:21:25] 怎么都好办了

[00:21:28] 哎呀

[00:21:28] 那得死多少人呢

[00:21:30] 就是那样一搏

[00:21:32] 能不能达到目的

[00:21:33] 现在心里也没底儿

[00:21:36] 他这心里头左右摇摆

[00:21:40] 大伙儿一看

[00:21:41] 当大头地闹心

[00:21:42] 谁也不敢靠近

[00:21:45] 知道晁盖的脾气

[00:21:47] 犯上牛劲了

[00:21:48] 什么也听不进去

[00:21:50] 大伙儿都躲得远远的

[00:21:52] 哎

[00:21:53] 正在这时候报

[00:21:54] 是递进来恶报贴吗

[00:21:57] 外边来两个出家的和尚

[00:22:00] 要苦苦哀求

[00:22:01] 要见头领

[00:22:04] 河上哪儿的

[00:22:06] 他们说是曾头市的

[00:22:08] 嗯

[00:22:11] 晁盖不知道怎么回事儿

[00:22:13] 叫他们进来

[00:22:15] 在看两个和尚浑身上下浇的精湿

[00:22:18] 跟落汤鸡差不多少

[00:22:21] 来到大帐里边儿

[00:22:22] 噗通噗通全跪下了

[00:22:25] 哎呀

[00:22:26] 救命啊

[00:22:27] 阿弥陀佛

[00:22:28] 救命啊

[00:22:29] 哪位是总头领天王晁盖哎

[00:22:34] 别哭

[00:22:34] 别哭

[00:22:36] 在下就是晁盖

[00:22:38] 您就是大名鼎鼎的晁天王

[00:22:42] 天王救命天王

[00:22:43] 救命哎

[00:22:44] 有话起来

[00:22:45] 说起来说出家之人

[00:22:48] 这成何体统

[00:22:50] 晁盖叫他俩起来

[00:22:52] 命人搬两把椅子

[00:22:54] 叫他俩坐下

[00:22:56] 避过手巾板儿

[00:22:57] 这俩和尚接过来

[00:22:59] 把脸上那个雨水都擦净了

[00:23:03] 又喝了几口水

[00:23:04] 晁盖这才问二位高僧

[00:23:08] 见我和顾