《The Weird Al Show Theme》歌词

[00:00:00] The Weird Al Show Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:00] Oh this is a story 'bout a guy named Al

[00:00:03] And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

[00:00:05] But the sanitation workers really didn't approve

[00:00:06] So he packed up his accordion and had to move

[00:00:09] To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree

[00:00:11] And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory

[00:00:13] And he played on the company bowling team

[00:00:15] And every single night he had a strange recurring dream

[00:00:17] Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream

[00:00:19] But that's really not important to the story

[00:00:21] Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist

[00:00:23] With a spatula tattooed on her arm on her arm

[00:00:25] But he didn't keep in touch

[00:00:27] And he lost her number

[00:00:28] Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm

[00:00:30] And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave

[00:00:32] Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth of the Earth

[00:00:34] And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich

[00:00:36] For what it's worth

[00:00:38] Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan

[00:00:40] When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man

[00:00:42] He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free

[00:00:44] And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be

[00:00:47] And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv

[00:00:49] So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know

[00:00:51] Now he's got his very own Weird Al show