《I’m a Transvest-Lite》歌词

[00:00:08] i first heard frank say, he wanted to dress like fay wray

[00:00:14] i wanted that too but what could i do in junior high school in l.a

[00:00:19] my heart skipped in the scene, he said you gotta be it, not just dream

[00:00:26] it was a taboo i knew i wouldn’t pursue, i didn’t have the self esteem

[00:00:33] i gotta confess that i like to cross dress

[00:00:36] and i’ve been doing it since i was 13

[00:00:39] it’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes

[00:00:42] even in the “open minded” punk scene

[00:00:45] you’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt

[00:00:48] when you’re in the middle of a circle pit

[00:00:51] so i’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret

[00:00:57] now i’m telling everyone cuz it’s fun and i don’t give a shit

[00:01:03] forward 30 years, i still had the same fears

[00:01:09] then i saw hedwig play a bilgewaters gig

[00:01:12] and i felt the same envy and tears

[00:01:15] i decided right there, i can’t be bothered to care

[00:01:21] what other people think, i’m gonna dye my pubes pink

[00:01:24] and throw out all my hanes underwear

[00:01:28] i’m not transgender, i’m a lazy crossdresser

[00:01:31] who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal

[00:01:35] i paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes

[00:01:37] not for the look but how it makes me feel

[00:01:40] i don’t need things just right, i’m a tranvest-lite

[00:01:43] i only shave to do the time warp midnight saturday

[00:01:46] i’m done with self-pity, i don’t have to feel shitty

[00:01:49] cuz i wanna look pretty so i give it the old city college try

[00:01:54] don’t get me wrong, i still wanna be a guy

[00:01:57] who sometimes likes to dress like a girl

[00:02:00] he sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls

[00:02:04] don’t think i don’t know i’m not foolin’ anyone

[00:02:06] he’s a cross between adele and charlie chaplin

[00:02:10] you know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun!