《Xmas Has Been X’ed》歌词

[00:00:00] Xmas Has Been X'ed - NOFX

[00:00:39] 以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供

[00:00:39] It's funny how some fables became historic

[00:00:44] 可笑的是有些寓言变成了历史

[00:00:44] When the authors clearly wrote

[00:00:45] 当作者清楚地写下

[00:00:45] Them to be metaphoric

[00:00:48] 他们只是打个比方

[00:00:48] But people will believe anything if it's written

[00:00:53] 但如果一切尘埃落定人们会深信不疑

[00:00:53] Especially in stone or ancient scroll

[00:00:58] 尤其是在石头和古代画卷里

[00:00:58] December 25th has been blacklisted

[00:01:02] 12月25日已经被列入黑名单

[00:01:02] Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed

[00:01:05] 自从道金斯找到耶稣根本不存在的证据

[00:01:05] It was the last thing anyone ever expected

[00:01:11] 这是所有人都始料未及的

[00:01:11] Xmas has been X'd

[00:01:13] 圣诞节已经结束

[00:01:13] No colored lights no shopping sprees

[00:01:18] 没有绚烂的灯光没有疯狂的购物

[00:01:18] No more presents under dead trees

[00:01:22] 枯树下再也没有礼物

[00:01:22] St Nick is dead but we don't grieve

[00:01:27] 圣尼克已经死去但我们并不悲伤

[00:01:27] We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

[00:01:32] 我们一起庆祝最后一个平安夜

[00:01:32] Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic

[00:01:37] 耶稣会士慢慢变成了戴安特人

[00:01:37] Protestants increasingly become agnostic

[00:01:42] 新教徒日益变得不可知

[00:01:42] Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams

[00:01:46] 五旬节派的教堂悬挂着五边形图案

[00:01:46] Priests and Nuns are molesting each other

[00:01:51] 神父和修女互相伤害

[00:01:51] Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist

[00:01:56] 卫理公会派和浸信会派声称他们是佛教徒

[00:01:56] Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist

[00:02:00] 令人惊讶的是福音派是Nudist

[00:02:00] But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew

[00:02:05] 但大多数人都想变成犹太人

[00:02:05] Cuz Easter's canceled too

[00:02:07] 因为复活节也取消了

[00:02:07] No more egg hunts no Sunday mass

[00:02:11] 不再四处寻觅不再参加周日弥撒

[00:02:11] Fridays are fair Wednesdays don't ash

[00:02:16] 周五很美好周三不会灰飞烟灭

[00:02:16] They canceled lent and slowed down fast

[00:02:20] 他们取消了四旬期放慢了速度

[00:02:20] Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last

[00:02:25] 好好享受圣诞节因为这是你最后一个圣诞节

[00:02:25] No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)

[00:02:28] 没有疯狂购物别担心孩子

[00:02:28] No more presents (We don't need christ)

[00:02:30] 没有礼物了我们不需要耶稣

[00:02:30] Under dead trees (We got eight nights)

[00:02:32] 在枯树下我们度过了八个夜晚

[00:02:32] St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)

[00:02:34] 圣尼克已经死了我们接受了成年礼

[00:02:34] But we don't grieve (The're all canceled)

[00:02:37] 但我们不悲伤一切都已结束

[00:02:37] We celebrate (Our Hanukah)

[00:02:39] 我们庆祝光明节

[00:02:39] The last Christmas eve

[00:02:44] 最后一个平安夜