《070薛丁山征西》歌词

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[00:00:00] 程咬金奉旨三请樊梨花

[00:00:06] 这种事儿非老城不可

[00:00:10] 旁人不管

[00:00:12] 能耐大与小

[00:00:14] 办不来

[00:00:17] 程咬金肩负重任

[00:00:20] 饱餐战饭

[00:00:22] 支臂带着亲兵向主公、元帅、众将告辞

[00:00:29] 起身赶奔寒江关

[00:00:33] 就这条路啊

[00:00:34] 程咬金走了好几趟了

[00:00:37] 一边走着

[00:00:38] 一边寻思

[00:00:40] 如果见着樊梨花怎么说

[00:00:44] 见着他娘的怎么讲

[00:00:48] 就像个演员背台词似的翻来覆去地想

[00:00:54] 后来把这个服务搞啊哎

[00:00:57] 也打得差不多了

[00:00:59] 路上无话

[00:01:00] 这天到了汉江关

[00:01:03] 进了城之后

[00:01:04] 先赶奔帅府

[00:01:07] 因为现在寒江关属于大唐朝管辖

[00:01:12] 陈琳

[00:01:12] 妇女在这儿镇守着

[00:01:16] 听说程咬金来了

[00:01:18] 列队迎接呀

[00:01:20] 就是说这个傻姑娘陈金定一见着程咬金就跑过来了

[00:01:26] 哎呀爷爷

[00:01:28] 我可想你了

[00:01:30] 你咋老也不来看我了啊

[00:01:33] 傻丫头

[00:01:35] 哪来的功夫

[00:01:37] 两军阵前

[00:01:39] 那那都忙死了

[00:01:41] 要不为特殊的事儿

[00:01:43] 我也难来一趟啊

[00:01:45] 你想爷爷

[00:01:47] 爷爷也想你呀

[00:01:48] 哎呀

[00:01:50] 我看你更胖了

[00:01:52] 你的肚子又大了一号

[00:01:56] 他爹过来了啊

[00:01:58] 没深没浅

[00:01:59] 没大没小的

[00:02:01] 还不退在一旁

[00:02:04] 陈林说完把老城让进平糖

[00:02:10] 然后就问程咬金

[00:02:12] 老千岁

[00:02:13] 您这回回来肯定有事儿

[00:02:16] 哎呀

[00:02:17] 难进哪

[00:02:21] 陈大帅啊

[00:02:22] 这次我来又来请樊小姐哦

[00:02:27] 请樊梨花可不是怎么的

[00:02:30] 为什么呢

[00:02:31] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:02:34] 陈林平吧一皱眉

[00:02:38] 哎呀

[00:02:38] 老千岁呀

[00:02:39] 自从樊小姐从两军阵前回来之后

[00:02:44] 连门都不出

[00:02:46] 据我所知啊

[00:02:48] 他们娘儿俩得了一场大病

[00:02:52] 娘儿俩对着吃药

[00:02:55] 躺了能有一个多月

[00:02:58] 听说要死要活的

[00:03:00] 后来啊

[00:03:01] 听说好了

[00:03:04] 我去看望了几次

[00:03:06] 人家连大门都不让进

[00:03:09] 把门的说

[00:03:10] 跟唐朝的人毫无往来

[00:03:14] 我把带去的东西又都拿回来了

[00:03:18] 根据这个情况来看

[00:03:20] 你要请樊丽华出面

[00:03:23] 难哪

[00:03:25] 谁说不是明知山有虎

[00:03:29] 偏向虎山行啊

[00:03:31] 明知是难

[00:03:33] 也得怎么办

[00:03:36] 这样吧

[00:03:37] 我在这儿歇会儿

[00:03:39] 马上就起身赶奔反腐

[00:03:45] 陈琳妇女在这盛情款待着

[00:03:48] 老成些了两个多时辰

[00:03:51] 一路之上

[00:03:52] 太疲倦了

[00:03:54] 打了个盹

[00:03:55] 恢复了精神

[00:03:57] 净面漱口

[00:03:59] 把胡子还拢了拢

[00:04:01] 换了套干净的衣服

[00:04:04] 让陈琳妇女陪着待了八彩种里赶奔反腐

[00:04:13] 曹亚军等到了人家门口儿

[00:04:16] 心里很不是滋味

[00:04:19] 但见府门关闭

[00:04:22] 大门外是冷冷清清

[00:04:25] 一点儿声息皆无

[00:04:28] 不知道的寻思空房子

[00:04:32] 这才叫门庭冷落呢

[00:04:35] 曹雅君心里很不是滋味

[00:04:38] 硬着头皮迈步上了台阶

[00:04:42] 叩打门环

[00:04:44] 打这角门

[00:04:46] 啪啪啪

[00:04:48] 啪啪啪

[00:04:49] 啊

[00:04:49] 这么好长一段时间

[00:04:53] 总算里面有了响动

[00:04:57] 就听一个苍老的声音啊

[00:05:01] 程咬金耳朵挺尖啊

[00:05:04] 又是那个老头儿反腐的总管

[00:05:07] 家人叫樊中啊

[00:05:10] 上回就跟他打交道了

[00:05:13] 程咬金把胸脯一把

[00:05:15] 我呀

[00:05:16] 你是哪位呀

[00:05:18] 嘿嘿

[00:05:19] 开开门儿你就知道了

[00:05:21] 请把门开开吧

[00:05:24] 费了挺半天劲

[00:05:26] J 主在里头把门插管儿拔开

[00:05:29] 欠了个门缝往外看看

[00:05:33] 你瞅程咬金

[00:05:36] 长咬金也认出来了

[00:05:38] 果然是总管家人

[00:05:40] 烦中俩人一照面儿

[00:05:43] 老陈刚一张嘴

[00:05:45] 人家咣当

[00:05:47] 把门就关上

[00:05:49] 不但关上

[00:05:50] 还给插上了

[00:05:51] 转身就走

[00:05:54] 程咬金有点着急

[00:05:56] 哎

[00:05:57] 老哥哥老哥哥休要关门呐

[00:06:01] 我求见夫人有主要的事情

[00:06:05] 请你把门户开开

[00:06:08] 老家人在院里就骂上了

[00:06:11] 你不是程咬金骂

[00:06:13] 哎姓程的

[00:06:15] 咱有什么冤仇

[00:06:17] 有什么仇恨

[00:06:19] 你三番五次跑这来捣乱

[00:06:23] 你这满嘴瞎话连篇

[00:06:26] 把我们姑娘骗得钱迪救了薛仁贵救了薛丁山

[00:06:32] 结果转回来什么赚回来一顿胖揍

[00:06:38] 我们姑娘回来病了一个多月

[00:06:40] 好像没死了

[00:06:42] 现在刚好点

[00:06:45] 你怎么又来了

[00:06:46] 你个丧门星

[00:06:48] 对不起

[00:06:50] J 们不能让您进

[00:06:54] 曹雅静在那儿听着这火三起三落

[00:06:59] 先说话

[00:07:00] 你是个什么人

[00:07:00] 这么跟我说话

[00:07:02] 我叫鲁国公

[00:07:04] 官居极品

[00:07:05] 跟皇上平起平坐

[00:07:08] 叫一个把门的老家人把我送个六门到底

[00:07:12] 嗯

[00:07:14] 程咬金哪受过这

[00:07:16] 真想一声令下

[00:07:19] 把这老头抓住

[00:07:20] 揍他一顿

[00:07:22] 但一想

[00:07:23] 不行啊

[00:07:24] 现在有求于人呢

[00:07:27] 不能因小失大

[00:07:30] 程咬金把这火往下压了又压

[00:07:33] 还得陪着笑脸儿在外头说

[00:07:36] 老哥

[00:07:38] 你骂的对不

[00:07:39] 骂的对呀

[00:07:40] 哎哎

[00:07:42] 你说什么我也不挑剔

[00:07:44] 不过我来

[00:07:46] 我有主要的事情烦扰你

[00:07:49] 通报一声

[00:07:51] 我要见老夫人

[00:07:53] 脏话可怎么说呀

[00:07:55] 如果你不给开门

[00:07:57] 要耽误了事儿

[00:07:59] 将来你可要担责任的啊

[00:08:02] 你真不开门

[00:08:03] 我可就要走了

[00:08:04] 嗯

[00:08:06] 繁中译琢磨

[00:08:08] 可能是有事儿

[00:08:10] 他身后还带着那么多人呢

[00:08:13] 要没重要的事儿

[00:08:14] 他哪能来

[00:08:17] 这玩意儿真耽误到我身上

[00:08:19] 我吃罪不起啊

[00:08:22] 我经常啊

[00:08:24] 你在门口等一会儿

[00:08:27] 我马上给你通报

[00:08:29] 我们老夫人见你不见

[00:08:31] 你可两说着a 多谢的劳神啦劳神啦啊

[00:08:36] 拜托拜托

[00:08:38] 老城等着

[00:08:40] 樊中到了正品

[00:08:43] He 是老夫人跟几个丫鬟婆子正在这闲谈

[00:08:50] 山中从外地进来老夫人

[00:08:54] 有客人

[00:08:55] 求解哦

[00:08:58] 咱们家哪来的客人谁呀

[00:09:00] 哼

[00:09:01] 又是那个程咬金

[00:09:03] 鲁国公啊

[00:09:04] 就那大胖子他又来了

[00:09:07] 还带着不少人

[00:09:09] 我没给他开门

[00:09:11] 我没让他进来

[00:09:12] 他口口声声说有主要的事情

[00:09:14] 见说要不让他进来

[00:09:17] 耽误了事儿让我负责

[00:09:19] 您看见还是不见

[00:09:22] 谁程咬金嗨

[00:09:25] 我正要找他算账

[00:09:29] 这个老东西

[00:09:31] 信口胡言把我女儿骗到两军阵前

[00:09:36] 白使唤了一回

[00:09:38] 还挨了一顿揍啊

[00:09:40] 我老烦你的人怎么这么窝囊啊

[00:09:45] 我一口气没来

[00:09:46] 好悬没病死了啊

[00:09:49] 有道是

[00:09:49] 要解心头恨

[00:09:51] 拔剑斩仇人

[00:09:54] 我一定要见见他

[00:09:55] 我要问问他究竟怎么回事儿

[00:09:59] 难道说上回骗我没骗够

[00:10:01] 又来骗我们娘们不成

[00:10:05] 来人哪

[00:10:07] 告诉樊勇

[00:10:08] 樊强准备打手

[00:10:11] 准备棍棒、鞭子、绳子A 12

[00:10:16] 呢

[00:10:17] 反腐里头使唤人不少

[00:10:20] 上上下下好几十口子

[00:10:23] 把那个男的凑了十二三个

[00:10:27] 都是年轻的棒小伙子

[00:10:29] 拎着棒子、鞭子、绳子

[00:10:32] 在两旁次后何时

[00:10:35] 夫人气的直哆嗦

[00:10:37] 你们听着

[00:10:39] 看我的眼色行事

[00:10:41] 如果我叫你们揍你们就揍

[00:10:44] 叫你们绑就给我绑啥事儿

[00:10:47] 夫人您放心吧

[00:10:49] 樊中啊

[00:10:50] 去开门

[00:10:52] 告诉程咬金报门而入

[00:10:56] 懂骂我明白

[00:10:59] 里边儿准备好了

[00:11:01] 樊宗到了这儿

[00:11:02] 哐当把门开开

[00:11:04] 把程咬金吓一跳

[00:11:05] 嘿嘿

[00:11:07] 老哥哥老夫人怎么说老夫人恭候你多时了

[00:11:15] 听说您了来了

[00:11:16] 非常高兴

[00:11:18] 愿意传下话来

[00:11:20] 叫你抱门而入

[00:11:24] 澳门如何花

[00:11:27] 拿我当什么了

[00:11:29] 莫非老夫人要升堂

[00:11:31] 我成了罪犯了

[00:11:33] 又可气又可笑

[00:11:36] 但又一想请人家来

[00:11:39] 多说拜年的话

[00:11:41] 少始性子

[00:11:44] 这没有办法

[00:11:45] 人在矮檐下

[00:11:47] 怎敢不低头

[00:11:49] 老程厚着脸皮点了点头

[00:11:52] 约

[00:11:52] 好好好好好

[00:11:53] 来呀

[00:11:54] 把礼物抬起来

[00:11:55] 嗯

[00:11:57] 有几个年轻的军兵抬着礼物

[00:12:00] 刚往里边一走

[00:12:01] 让凡中给拦住了吗

[00:12:03] 不不不

[00:12:05] 老夫人交代的清楚

[00:12:07] 让老千岁一个人报门而入

[00:12:09] 其他的人严禁入内

[00:12:13] 礼物不能收na na na

[00:12:16] 我说哥哥

[00:12:17] 你怎么这么固执

[00:12:18] 这里又不是送给你的

[00:12:21] 这是送给樊小姐和老夫人

[00:12:24] 大老远的

[00:12:25] 我带来了

[00:12:26] 怎么能不说不不行

[00:12:29] 夫人交代的清楚

[00:12:30] 无论如何也不能收

[00:12:32] 我告诉你啊

[00:12:33] 你别耍二皮脸

[00:12:34] 你就抬起来

[00:12:35] 也得给你扔出去

[00:12:37] 你何苦讨无趣

[00:12:40] 程咬金也了我老哥

[00:12:42] 话不能这么说

[00:12:44] 你忘了有这句话了

[00:12:47] 官儿不打送礼的

[00:12:49] 狗不咬**的

[00:12:51] 对对对不对呢

[00:12:53] 我送来礼物有什么不适的事吗

[00:12:57] 再者一说

[00:12:58] 这不是我的礼物

[00:12:59] 这是大唐皇帝的礼物

[00:13:02] 大元帅薛仁贵的礼物

[00:13:06] 你说你横拦竖挡

[00:13:07] 你这是何苦

[00:13:09] 咱这么办

[00:13:09] 先搭到院里去

[00:13:11] 比如说老夫人拒绝接受

[00:13:13] 那我再抬走不就得了吗

[00:13:17] 我说

[00:13:17] 你拦着算怎么回事儿

[00:13:20] 繁中译平也是这么个理儿

[00:13:23] 那好吧

[00:13:24] 那你别

[00:13:25] 别拿屋去

[00:13:26] 就就放院儿里头

[00:13:27] 等老夫人令下

[00:13:28] 哎呀行行行

[00:13:30] 把东西打到院儿里了

[00:13:32] 军事东西放下

[00:13:34] 转身都出去了

[00:13:35] 就是老城一个人那

[00:13:38] 整理一罐

[00:13:40] 迈步往里走走

[00:13:42] 一步报个名

[00:13:46] 程咬金告进

[00:13:49] 迈一步

[00:13:51] 程咬金靠近

[00:13:54] 嘿嘿

[00:13:56] 老城心里这个窝囊

[00:13:57] 我

[00:13:58] 我得罪谁了我呀

[00:13:59] 我犯得上为了老薛家

[00:14:02] 老樊去

[00:14:03] 我腿都跑细了

[00:14:04] 嘴都磨破了

[00:14:07] 如今受这窝囊气

[00:14:09] 哎

[00:14:10] 我是天字第一号D 蠢货呀

[00:14:14] 可没有办法呀

[00:14:16] 报了30 多个名字

[00:14:18] 这才走进大厅

[00:14:21] 把个程咬金累的是口干舌燥

[00:14:24] 嗓子好像没喊哑了

[00:14:26] 等进了大厅

[00:14:27] 程咬金一看就是一愣

[00:14:30] 哎呀

[00:14:30] 一瞅上边儿的使女

[00:14:32] 丫鬟婆子一个个鼓着腮帮

[00:14:35] 瞪着眼睛叉着腰往两廊下一看

[00:14:39] 站着十多个彪形大汉

[00:14:41] 虎着脸

[00:14:43] 拎着鞭子

[00:14:45] 棒子拿着绳子

[00:14:47] 这程咬金干嘛要给我来个下马威

[00:14:51] 还想收拾收拾我们

[00:14:52] 嗨嗨嗨

[00:14:55] 真行啊

[00:14:57] 怕程咬金倒是不怕

[00:15:00] 就觉着这玩意儿受了挺大的侮辱啊

[00:15:04] 但没有办法呀

[00:15:06] 硬着头皮老城进了屋

[00:15:10] 厚着脸皮义工扫地啊夫人

[00:15:14] 哈哈哈

[00:15:18] 夫人一向可好

[00:15:21] 程咬金有理了哦

[00:15:25] 樊梨花的娘

[00:15:27] 何时老太太

[00:15:29] 在那端

[00:15:30] Ran er 做联动也没比大声

[00:15:34] 都没切

[00:15:34] 哼也没哼哈

[00:15:36] 也没哈

[00:15:37] 咬着牙

[00:15:38] 瞪着眼睛盯着程咬金

[00:15:40] 老程使了个90 度鞠躬礼

[00:15:44] 还撅着个屁股

[00:15:46] 弯着个腰

[00:15:46] 挺大个

[00:15:47] 肚子那儿受得了

[00:15:49] 夫人不说客气话

[00:15:51] 也不是说让他别行礼了

[00:15:54] 把老陈给蹲那儿喝茶叶

[00:15:56] 金连气儿都喘不上来了

[00:15:58] 心说老这么觉着谁受得了

[00:16:01] 哎

[00:16:01] 自己告诉自己起来吧

[00:16:03] 老程厚着脸皮站直了身子

[00:16:06] 哈哈哈哈

[00:16:08] 不然

[00:16:08] 那咱都不是外人儿了

[00:16:11] 来来来来

[00:16:11] 快给我老头子搬个座儿来

[00:16:14] 没人嘞她

[00:16:16] 也没人给她搬座位

[00:16:18] 程咬金这脸皮就这么厚

[00:16:21] 没人给我搬

[00:16:22] 我自己搬

[00:16:24] 哎

[00:16:24] 就这么地拉了把凳子坐到侧坐

[00:16:29] 夫人还不说话

[00:16:31] 观察他的一举一动

[00:16:34] 老城做起来可尴尬劲儿

[00:16:36] 就甭提了手脚没地方搁

[00:16:42] 不然那身体还好吗

[00:16:45] 就在这时

[00:16:47] 合适老太太无名大火状的顶梁门

[00:16:51] 嗷的一嗓子

[00:16:53] 把老城吓得一蹦

[00:16:54] 好像没坐地上

[00:16:57] 听说这夫人怎么发神经的

[00:16:59] 疯了不成

[00:17:00] 赵云就站起来了

[00:17:01] 呃

[00:17:02] 夫人

[00:17:03] 您怎么了

[00:17:04] 有话慢慢说

[00:17:06] 程咬金

[00:17:08] 我长脚劲

[00:17:10] 我找你不着

[00:17:12] 抓你不见

[00:17:15] 你主动送上门来了

[00:17:18] 我且问你

[00:17:19] 咱们两家和仇和恨我们哪一点得罪了你成妖精

[00:17:26] 你为什么瞎话连篇

[00:17:29] 把我女儿骗到两军阵前

[00:17:32] 巧使唤我们丫头

[00:17:34] 让我们丫头去卖命

[00:17:37] 去救薛仁贵

[00:17:39] 去就薛丁山

[00:17:41] 结果把他们两条命救活了

[00:17:43] 怎么样

[00:17:44] 翻回头来挨了一顿胖揍

[00:17:48] 眼睛好像没打瞎了

[00:17:50] 鼻梁子好像没打他了

[00:17:53] 我们那是人呢

[00:17:55] 何况是个女孩儿

[00:17:57] 当着那么多人的面儿

[00:17:59] 你叫他怎么活

[00:18:02] 我们劳烦你的命

[00:18:04] 太苦了

[00:18:05] 程咬金的都是叫你坑的

[00:18:09] 叫你害得我跟你挖不了啊我

[00:18:14] 老太太也忘了自己的身份

[00:18:17] 站起来

[00:18:18] 一把把程咬金连胡子的前面的衣服给抓住了

[00:18:22] 连熬再状头啊

[00:18:25] 长眼睛一点都没生气

[00:18:27] 老城好像没哭了

[00:18:30] 谁家当娘的不疼姑娘

[00:18:33] 人家说的不是歪理儿

[00:18:35] 句句事实啊

[00:18:38] 的确太窝囊

[00:18:40] 这个人办事情翻手心看手背啊

[00:18:44] 如果轮到自己身上

[00:18:46] 得什么样

[00:18:47] 比这老夫人还得过分呢

[00:18:50] 潮音想

[00:18:51] 打吧

[00:18:52] 抓吧

[00:18:53] 你随便

[00:18:55] 我老头子也豁出去了

[00:18:57] 老程连躲也没躲

[00:18:59] 这夫人能锤得动他吗

[00:19:02] 你别看程咬金八十来岁了

[00:19:04] 体格健壮呢

[00:19:07] 肌肉都登硬

[00:19:09] 夫人连撞头在哭

[00:19:11] 在闹嘴里头骂着

[00:19:13] 数落着这些事儿

[00:19:15] 前前后后数了能有半个小时

[00:19:19] 最后眼泪也没了

[00:19:21] 口干舌燥

[00:19:22] 四肢无力

[00:19:24] 甭劝

[00:19:25] 这夫人也不打了

[00:19:28] 这丫鬟脖子这才过来

[00:19:29] 把老夫人搀扶着坐到座位上

[00:19:33] 老夫人无知哭啊

[00:19:36] 长你也不说话

[00:19:37] 等他过了劲再说吧

[00:19:39] 又过了好半天

[00:19:42] 夫人也不哭了

[00:19:44] 程咬金你开心了

[00:19:45] 该我说话了

[00:19:46] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:19:49] 老夫人打够没

[00:19:51] 打够没不出气

[00:19:54] 你接茬儿打是不是

[00:19:56] 我把这衣裳脱了

[00:19:58] 隔着衣服打折他

[00:19:59] 他不解渴啊

[00:20:01] 如果您打不动

[00:20:03] 我看你都给我准备好了

[00:20:05] 那不有年轻的小伙子吗

[00:20:07] 你叫他们伸手啊

[00:20:09] 今天随便打多攒

[00:20:11] 您出了气了

[00:20:13] 多攒攒三完事儿我来了

[00:20:16] 我就是向您赔礼来的

[00:20:19] 夫人

[00:20:20] 传话吧

[00:20:21] 就打吧

[00:20:23] 这事儿就这么回事儿

[00:20:25] 你看程咬金这么一说呀

[00:20:27] 那夫人还没词儿了

[00:20:30] 那火还消息一半儿去

[00:20:32] 怎么能忍心叫手下人揍程咬金

[00:20:36] 老城胡子都白了

[00:20:37] 孙男弟女一大帮呢

[00:20:40] 身份在那摆着呢

[00:20:43] 夫人也有点悔意

[00:20:45] 认为自己这么做是不是有点过分

[00:20:49] 所以没挨成员

[00:20:50] 应该有门儿a 不能打我了

[00:20:54] 老城街查数夫人呢

[00:20:56] 骂够没

[00:20:58] 舍不得打我也行

[00:21:00] 可能怜悯我老头子这把老骨头

[00:21:03] 我万分感激啊

[00:21:05] 那你得骂呀

[00:21:07] 你把心里的话都说出来

[00:21:08] 说出来痛快

[00:21:10] 骂我什么都行

[00:21:13] 你怎么出气

[00:21:14] 你怎么来我去

[00:21:18] 我全骂完了

[00:21:20] 没词儿了

[00:21:20] 闹半天

[00:21:24] 夫人呢

[00:21:25] 你要骂完了你就喘

[00:21:27] 喘气儿容我伸诉肺腑

[00:21:31] 哼

[00:21:32] 我是说瞎话了

[00:21:34] 我编了许多瞎话

[00:21:36] 但夫人你是最明白的人呢

[00:21:40] 这个说瞎话有两种人

[00:21:42] 一种人说瞎话

[00:21:44] 是坑拐骗

[00:21:47] 损人利己

[00:21:50] 千方百计为达到自己卑鄙的目的说瞎话

[00:21:55] 骗人

[00:21:56] 这是一种谎言

[00:21:58] 还有一种人说瞎话

[00:22:00] 是为成全好事

[00:22:02] 不得已不这样

[00:22:04] 我就属于第二组夫人

[00:22:07] 你们老樊家跟老薛家接亲

[00:22:11] 有我姓程的什么事儿

[00:22:13] 诗里有我干里有

[00:22:16] 你们I 成亲就成亲爱翻脸就翻脸

[00:22:21] 我吃的是国家的奉鲁

[00:22:22] 跟我毫无关系

[00:22:24] 可我跑前跑后

[00:22:26] 为的是什么

[00:22:27] 我觉着樊小姐跟丁山郎才女貌

[00:22:32] 天生的一对

[00:22:33] 我老头子掏心窝子说句实话

[00:22:37] 我希望玉成此事

[00:22:40] 看着他们夫妻和和美美

[00:22:42] 看着老夫人民欢天喜地

[00:22:45] 我高兴啊

[00:22:47] 我没有办法

[00:22:48] 我才变得瞎话

[00:22:50] 我以为薛丁山这小子肯定跟我编的呢

[00:22:55] 话差不多少

[00:22:56] 我认为他真后悔了

[00:22:58] 我编的也是有道理的

[00:23:01] 哪知道这小子他不是个人呢

[00:23:04] 他是头驴呀

[00:23:07] 樊小姐好不容易把他救活了

[00:23:10] 他二话不说

[00:23:11] 论拳就打

[00:23:12] 完全出乎我老头子意料之外

[00:23:16] 你说薛丁山这小子他是个人吗

[00:23:19] 他够凉皮儿骂富人

[00:23:21] 你恨他

[00:23:22] 我比你还恨我

[00:23:25] 我说他点什么好呢

[00:23:28] 我恨不能抓过来啃他一口

[00:23:30] 我都不减

[00:23:32] 夫人啊

[00:23:34] 归期还是一句话

[00:23:36] 我受点委屈没啥

[00:23:39] 你们两头都说我不好也行

[00:23:42] 只要丁山和梨花能破镜重圆

[00:23:47] 言归于好

[00:23:48] 就是我死在九泉之下

[00:23:51] 我也闭了眼睛了

[00:23:53] 夫人呢

[00:23:55] 那么你拍着良心想一想

[00:23:57] 我程咬金是给你们亏吃了吗

[00:24:00] 是给你们当上了吗

[00:24:02] 我究竟是为了个啥

[00:24:05] 夫人

[00:24:05] 你仔细想想

[00:24:07] 哎哟

[00:24:08] 这程咬金呢

[00:24:08] 你看挺厚嘴唇吧

[00:24:10] 还挺能白话

[00:24:12] 说得条条是道

[00:24:13] 哇哇哇哇哇哇

[00:24:14] 这番黎讲

[00:24:16] 老夫人后悔了

[00:24:18] 新说话

[00:24:19] 是啊

[00:24:20] 程老千岁说的是至理名言

[00:24:24] 市里头有人家干

[00:24:26] 里头有人家

[00:24:27] 人家图个啥呀

[00:24:30] 坏就坏到薛丁山这小子身上

[00:24:33] 跟程老千岁没有关系

[00:24:37] 老夫人想在这儿哭了

[00:24:39] 反过头来给程咬金赔礼道歉

[00:24:42] 老成了来

[00:24:43] 夫人算了算了

[00:24:45] 我不算个什么

[00:24:46] 我这次来有主要的事情向老人家通报