《Hip Hop Quotables》歌词

[00:00:00] Hip Hop Quotables - Ludacris

[00:00:00] Written by：Chris Bridges/Erick Sermon

[00:00:00] High my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes butts

[00:00:03] And I'm close to the edge so

[00:00:05] Your parents can come push me

[00:00:07] I curse so much just to get on they nerves

[00:00:09] I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs

[00:00:12] My filthy mouf it won't fight cavities or beat plaque

[00:00:15] So I shot the tooth fairy aahhh

[00:00:16] And took my old teeth back

[00:00:18] I'll take a sh*t on the equator the size of a crater

[00:00:21] And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader

[00:00:24] It's the chicken the beer that make luda keep rappin

[00:00:26] But no pork on my fork I 'dont even speak pig Latin

[00:00:30] I go fishin on my lake wit yo b**ch as da bait

[00:00:32] Plus I eat many M C's but I 'dont gain no weight

[00:00:35] The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers

[00:00:38] I'm as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas

[00:00:41] But my tricks ain't for kids if

[00:00:43] You dig 'em you'll get smaked

[00:00:44] I'll clock yah I'll spring forward you'll fall back whoo

[00:00:47] Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers yeah

[00:00:50] Thats 'cause I'm a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers bells

[00:00:53] Ain't a d**n thing changed but the ice on my chain

[00:00:56] I get chicks from Portland oregon to Portland maine

[00:00:58] Now I role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas

[00:01:02] For a hefty fee I'm on your record like bob castas yeah

[00:01:05] I own so many jerseys I'm a throw back mess

[00:01:07] I hit the cleaners an tell 'em

[00:01:09] I want a full court press owe

[00:01:11] So mama toast yah glass while I'm countin my cash

[00:01:13] 'Cause every single is a smash

[00:01:15] I'm hot as a camals a** ha

[00:01:17] The competition never just wanna admit that they lost

[00:01:19] And that they last about as

[00:01:20] Long as my part in the wash

[00:01:22] From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu

[00:01:25] One of mini me's shoes got more soul than you ok

[00:01:28] So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin

[00:01:31] I'm in the strip club smokin wit

[00:01:33] Presedent clinton

[00:01:34] So stand clear of the long side burns and go tee

[00:01:37] They made the mold of the p*nis enlarger off me me

[00:01:40] I'll be in another when I hit from the back back

[00:01:43] Not to mention my refrigerators taller than shaq yeah

[00:01:46] So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo yo if you

[00:01:49] Can't swim 'dont smoke my hydro dro

[00:01:52] I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on

[00:01:54] But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons whoo

[00:01:57] So wash all you sins away and start prayin yeah

[00:02:01] If God's line is busy you might

[00:02:02] Have to two way him uh hmm

[00:02:04] And catch me in your back yard playin' croquet

[00:02:06] And when I'm drunk I'll be tellin

[00:02:07] Kids drugs are bad umm kay

[00:02:09] Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko

[00:02:12] Got seven cars I get all my rims at chrome depot

[00:02:15] And people think I'm bad they say ooh he's so evil

[00:02:18] 'Cause I go on blind dates with

[00:02:19] Actual blind people owe

[00:02:21] But my albums out the store

[00:02:22] Yours be on the shelf uh hmm

[00:02:24] I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself

[00:02:26] 'Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong

[00:02:29] Like the N B A you gotta play hard or go home

[00:02:33] All that sh*t that ya'll talkin

[00:02:34] Ya'll can pop it to them

[00:02:35] 'Cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb

[00:02:38] I'll put my foot so deep in your

[00:02:40] A** that you can smell it

[00:02:41] And your breath'll turn to

[00:02:42] Footlocker water repelant

[00:02:44] I'm the man I got money far as the eyes can see

[00:02:47] And I'm in a group I split

[00:02:48] Dough wit me me and me

[00:02:50] So much money in my jewelery that I'm d**n near sorry

[00:02:53] So I'ma trade my earings in and get a ferrari whoo

[00:02:56] I buy cars wit straight cash have meetins wit donald trump

[00:02:59] Yall meet wit honda no payments for 12 months

[00:03:02] Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad

[00:03:05] Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag

[00:03:07] Ha ha ha