《Dreamgirl》歌词

[00:00:00] (The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)

[00:00:03] Some dude once said that love is a many funny things

[00:00:07] I know there's a perfect girl out there for me,

[00:00:10] Cuz I see her in my dreams

[00:00:13] Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one

[00:00:21] Out there for me

[00:00:23] My love

[00:00:24] Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley

[00:00:26] Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

[00:00:29] When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus

[00:00:32] Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

[00:00:35] Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby

[00:00:37] Skin like asphalt, nose so runny

[00:00:40] Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world

[00:00:43] You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

[00:00:46] If you envision in sweats with the neon patch

[00:00:48] Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth

[00:00:51] Rainbow poncho, the female tonto

[00:00:54] Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

[00:00:57] Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one

[00:01:05] Out there for me

[00:01:07] My love

[00:01:08] You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City

[00:01:11] You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty

[00:01:13] Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen

[00:01:16] One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

[00:01:19] It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

[00:01:21] And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek

[00:01:24] You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

[00:01:27] Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig

[00:01:30] Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck

[00:01:32] Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?

[00:01:35] You put away slurpees like a trash can

[00:01:38] Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and

[00:01:41] I like that!

[00:01:42] Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend

[00:01:44] I like that!

[00:01:45] Yellin' at the walls of make pretend

[00:01:46] I like that!

[00:01:48] Tellin' you to stop it then you don't

[00:01:49] You said you gonna stop it in my sleep

[00:01:51] But you won't!

[00:01:52] Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash

[00:01:57] Just a big ol' bag of trash

[00:02:00] I thought you look like a bag of trash

[00:02:03] Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room

[00:02:06] Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon

[00:02:08] Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix

[00:02:11] And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

[00:02:14] Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British

[00:02:16] Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish

[00:02:19] Open clamps with both feet cuz your ambidextrous

[00:02:22] No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

[00:02:25] Chex Mix number one food snack in the land

[00:02:28] It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand

[00:02:30] Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box

[00:02:33] Your family will all say

[00:02:35] CHEX MIX ROCKS!

[00:02:36] Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one

[00:02:44] I'll ever eat or buy

[00:02:47] Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips

[00:02:57] The end