《水浒全传167集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 五盒一个疗程好

[00:00:02] 就去找万通筋骨片

[00:00:05] 通化万通药业病尉迟孙立

[00:00:11] 领着各位英雄

[00:00:13] 来到祝家庄

[00:00:17] 为了假戏

[00:00:18] 真差

[00:00:20] 孙俪呢

[00:00:21] 从桌子后边儿转出来一瓦

[00:00:25] 把十千的衣服抓住

[00:00:27] 哼

[00:00:29] 他娘的

[00:00:29] 来的你都没有三块豆腐高

[00:00:33] 你也敢反对朝廷

[00:00:37] 你是不是成心作死了

[00:00:41] 你落到现在这个地步还有何说

[00:00:45] 你还不认罪

[00:00:47] 放狗臭屁

[00:00:50] 我说你小子是谁跑着教训起你祖宗来了

[00:00:55] 我告诉你

[00:00:57] 本英雄做了不怕怕了

[00:01:00] 不做造反造反就是造反

[00:01:06] 只要有我三寸气

[00:01:07] 在我是返到底儿了

[00:01:10] 今天被你们给抓住愿杀

[00:01:14] 愿剐啊

[00:01:15] 随便

[00:01:17] 联翩灯五车裂

[00:01:19] 爷爷不带皱皱眉头啊

[00:01:24] 我叫你嘴硬

[00:01:26] 孙俪把手扬起来

[00:01:27] 啪啪给诗起来来俩嘴巴

[00:01:32] 正在这时

[00:01:33] 镇三山黄信飞起一脚来批孙俪

[00:01:38] 孙俪往旁边一闪身

[00:01:40] 把这脚躲开

[00:01:43] 黄信胳膊捆着呢

[00:01:45] 腿没捆着

[00:01:47] 再看这几位英雄

[00:01:49] 没有一个害怕的

[00:01:52] 眼珠子都要瞪出来了

[00:01:55] 嗷嗷怪叫

[00:01:57] 骂不绝声

[00:02:00] 祝朝奉分赴基层

[00:02:02] 压下去

[00:02:02] 压下去

[00:02:05] 把五个人推出去啊

[00:02:10] 孙俪坐下

[00:02:12] 故意地摇头叹息

[00:02:15] 唉

[00:02:16] 国家不信

[00:02:19] 怎么出现这么多山毛野兽

[00:02:23] 嗯

[00:02:24] 不服法度的约束

[00:02:27] 任意胡行啊

[00:02:31] 本指挥使为效忠朝廷

[00:02:35] 势必把梁山的折扣斩尽诛绝方消我海

[00:02:43] 祝朝奉一听

[00:02:44] 这话爱听

[00:02:47] 孙俪有问老庄主

[00:02:50] 您打算把这五个人怎么处置呢

[00:02:53] 哈哈哈哈

[00:02:56] 孙将军

[00:02:58] 老夫充其量是个庄主

[00:03:04] 这个庄主是老百姓

[00:03:08] 我有什么权利处置他们

[00:03:12] 老夫的本暂时将他们关押在祝家庄

[00:03:18] 等我把宋江、晁盖、吴用等人抓住

[00:03:23] 把球车装部中一同送到官府

[00:03:28] 让官府按律治罪

[00:03:32] 嗯嗯

[00:03:34] 庄主生命

[00:03:36] 您这么做就对了

[00:03:39] 我看那给他们吃

[00:03:42] 给他们喝

[00:03:43] 严加管束

[00:03:45] 别让他们断了气儿

[00:03:47] 到那时老庄主就立下大功一件试试

[00:03:53] 哈哈

[00:03:54] 将军说得对

[00:03:56] 来干干

[00:04:00] 酒宴吃完了

[00:04:02] 后半夜儿

[00:04:04] 大家分头休息

[00:04:07] 孙俪等回到跨院看看

[00:04:10] 身边没人儿了

[00:04:12] 这才把几位头领一到屋里头的兄弟孙新、母大虫、顾大嫂、铁叫子悦和谢珍、谢老、周润全都参加了

[00:04:27] 等到屋之后

[00:04:29] 孙俪说

[00:04:29] 咱这戏演的可不错呀

[00:04:32] 我怎么看着没变绿

[00:04:36] 你们看

[00:04:36] 嗯嗯

[00:04:38] 大伙说行

[00:04:39] 特别是你在大厅上打17 儿

[00:04:43] 哎呀

[00:04:44] 太真实了

[00:04:47] 一点破绽也没有

[00:04:49] 好

[00:04:51] 大家可千万留神注意一举一动

[00:04:56] 一言一行要格外地谨慎

[00:05:00] 祝家庄耳目甚多

[00:05:02] 我们一招不慎

[00:05:05] 满盘可皆空

[00:05:07] 我不明白

[00:05:08] 我不明白

[00:05:11] 过来找月荷在在

[00:05:15] 你们二位辛苦点

[00:05:17] 经常到后边儿溜达着要保护这五位英雄地安全

[00:05:23] 宋头领攻打祝家庄之后

[00:05:26] 我们里应外合

[00:05:28] 要先把这些人放出来明白

[00:05:31] 明白

[00:05:33] 头天晚上就这么过去了

[00:05:37] 第二天仍然平安无事

[00:05:41] 祝朝奉把祝家庄的头面人物全都请来

[00:05:47] 设盛宴款待孙俪

[00:05:51] 今天呢

[00:05:52] 大厅里气氛热烈

[00:05:55] 大伙儿兴高采烈

[00:05:58] 喝了一天酒

[00:06:00] 到晚上没事儿就休息

[00:06:04] 第三天头上

[00:06:07] 大家又聚在一起

[00:06:10] 刚把酒宴摆下

[00:06:13] 就见有人撒酒雾飞到里边送信儿了吧

[00:06:19] 爆老庄主

[00:06:20] 各位少庄主大事不好

[00:06:23] 什么事儿呃

[00:06:25] 回到庄主

[00:06:27] 宋江

[00:06:27] 吴用率领梁山贼寇在外边讨敌骂阵说

[00:06:33] 今天有一决高低

[00:06:36] 谁打破咱们朱家庄不可再探再报

[00:06:42] 保湿的退下去了

[00:06:45] 大家匆匆忙忙用罢早饭

[00:06:49] 祝朝奉站起来

[00:06:51] 各位

[00:06:53] 梁山贼寇是贼心不死a

[00:06:58] 竟敢攻打咱们祝家庄

[00:07:03] 他也想不到

[00:07:04] 孙将军能帮咱的忙

[00:07:08] 今年老鼠药量全队轻敌

[00:07:14] 两队两队飞马

[00:07:19] 这家祝家庄里边就开了锅喽

[00:07:24] 病尉迟、孙立、小尉迟、孙新解、珍解宝全都跟着

[00:07:34] 每人跨骑战马

[00:07:35] 带着合适的家伙

[00:07:37] 祝朝奉亲自点装兵1500名

[00:07:43] 在妆前列队

[00:07:47] 都往对面一看

[00:07:49] 跑啊

[00:07:51] 水泊梁山增了命啦

[00:07:53] 嗨呀呀

[00:07:55] 一大片是无边无厌

[00:07:57] 马队在两旁压住阵脚

[00:08:01] 正中央有500名弓箭手和藤牌手

[00:08:05] 后头有500名长枪手大旗飘摆

[00:08:10] 在起脚之下

[00:08:12] 闪出几十匹战马

[00:08:16] 为首的一匹白马马鞍桥上端坐一人帅字盔黄金甲素罗袍狮蛮带战靴

[00:08:29] 宝剑往脸上一看

[00:08:32] 黑灿灿的面皮是浓眉阔目

[00:08:37] 你要是环得胜

[00:08:38] 钩挂着一口刀

[00:08:41] 怀中抱着宁自欺

[00:08:44] 三流黑狐

[00:08:47] 这张黑脸上还多少有几个疙瘩

[00:08:52] 祝朝奉身后有人向他介绍

[00:08:57] 瞅着没对面报令字旗的长得挺黑的

[00:09:03] 那就是贼头

[00:09:04] 宋江旁边儿那个文质彬彬的那位好像教书先生

[00:09:12] 那就是智多星吴用啊啊好

[00:09:20] 各位

[00:09:22] 养兵千日

[00:09:25] 用在一时

[00:09:28] 哪位愿淘淘之力会到梁山贼寇

[00:09:35] 严还费劲

[00:09:37] 苏丽过来了

[00:09:39] 老庄主

[00:09:41] 我看这头指令应当给我我聚会到梁山贼寇

[00:09:47] 哎呀

[00:09:48] 孙将军

[00:09:50] 您是大酱给变厚

[00:09:54] 您得压轴

[00:09:55] 儿头三出没

[00:09:57] 好戏还用得着您亲自动手

[00:10:00] 哎

[00:10:02] 老庄主

[00:10:04] 我呀

[00:10:04] 对梁山的贼寇恨透了

[00:10:08] 我觉得他们手脚都发痒

[00:10:11] 要不载几口子

[00:10:13] 我气难平啊

[00:10:16] 好孙将军

[00:10:18] 既然愿意的话

[00:10:20] 那您就辛苦了

[00:10:22] 说话之间就见病

[00:10:25] 尉迟双脚一点飞虎颤

[00:10:27] 小肚子一碰

[00:10:28] Ma 的铁官梁判官头催开战马

[00:10:40] 义马

[00:10:41] 唐山来到两军阵前

[00:10:45] 戈登把斯将带著从入皮套拽出18 节

[00:10:50] 打将鞭他这边的三尺三长

[00:10:56] 都出了汗

[00:10:58] 里边儿是混铁民钢制造的外边儿

[00:11:03] 用金水来回走了16 遍

[00:11:07] 锃明刷亮

[00:11:10] 跟存新的差不多少

[00:11:13] 再加上他这出个这脸面

[00:11:16] 活脱就是隋唐年间的大将尉迟恭

[00:11:22] 要不怎么叫病尉迟呢

[00:11:27] 孙俪把掌中金边一晃

[00:11:30] 高声断特

[00:11:35] 对面

[00:11:37] 我那个黑不溜秋

[00:11:39] 那小个子

[00:11:41] 你可是贼肥的头子宋公明吗

[00:11:47] 宋江一看是病

[00:11:49] 尉迟孙立丑无用无用

[00:11:53] 笑着点点头

[00:11:55] 宋江心说罢了

[00:11:57] 哎

[00:11:59] 我这兄弟啊

[00:12:00] 演这戏还真真实

[00:12:03] 看来一切都是按原计划进行的

[00:12:08] 一点差错没有

[00:12:12] 宋江打马往前劈了几部啊

[00:12:16] 不错

[00:12:16] 正是本头领

[00:12:18] 你是何人病

[00:12:21] 尉迟孙立视野

[00:12:24] 原来在登州驻防

[00:12:27] 如今调往孕周

[00:12:29] 身为郓州府兵马指挥使

[00:12:34] 哦哦

[00:12:38] 孙俪没听说过无名的鼠辈

[00:12:44] 这一说

[00:12:45] 祝朝奉把你给搬来

[00:12:49] 你成了祝家庄的后台了

[00:12:53] 你想给他账账胆子是也不是a 好

[00:12:58] 今天本头领叫你知道知道梁山好汉的厉害

[00:13:04] 各位弟兄

[00:13:06] 哪个徒弟小弟冤枉小弟

[00:13:11] 冤枉啊

[00:13:12] 我的愿望

[00:13:15] 头一个蹦过来的黑旋风李逵李逵是不下的监管奔儿奔儿直蹦

[00:13:25] 大哥

[00:13:26] 我去吧

[00:13:27] 把他交给我了

[00:13:30] 宋江压低了声音

[00:13:33] 兄弟

[00:13:34] 孙俪可是咱自己人

[00:13:37] 我知道

[00:13:39] 你要过去要假打假债

[00:13:42] 而且一定要拜尔

[00:13:46] 不准生这仗打多呢

[00:13:52] 哦啊

[00:13:52] 非得派对

[00:13:55] 要不这样的话你别出来

[00:13:58] 我派旁人呃

[00:14:00] 好吧

[00:14:01] 我也捧他的场

[00:14:03] 让我比划比划做准备

[00:14:06] 不准时啊

[00:14:07] 去吧得

[00:14:11] 这李逵啊

[00:14:12] 三天不打仗

[00:14:13] 手心都测呀

[00:14:15] 再看看脱了个大光膀子

[00:14:18] 把裤腰带紧了

[00:14:19] 紧手提一对夹钢板斧的

[00:14:27] 来到两军阵前

[00:14:31] A

[00:14:32] 我姓孙子

[00:14:34] 可认识你家爷爷

[00:14:39] 苏丽认识的呀

[00:14:42] 在宋江的忠君保障跟各位头领全都介绍过

[00:14:47] 尤其李逵给人的印象是最深

[00:14:50] 不过就对这个长相也特凶

[00:14:54] 就他这个脾气也特别的粗野

[00:14:58] 名望也非常大孙丽燕能帮哦

[00:15:03] 一看李逵过来

[00:15:05] 孙俪假装伐木

[00:15:08] 你是什么人黑旋风李逵啊

[00:15:14] 哦

[00:15:16] 闹了半天

[00:15:17] 你就是大闹江州的黑旋风

[00:15:21] 好想朝廷悬赏盐拿鱼

[00:15:25] 你今天本将军正好有立功地机会休走照面

[00:15:34] 轮边边杀

[00:15:36] 这里灰和双斧网上招假打

[00:15:43] 一个马上

[00:15:44] 一个不下

[00:15:45] 就站在一处

[00:15:49] 等身手呢

[00:15:50] 李逵偷眼一看

[00:15:51] 哎呀

[00:15:53] 给孙俪有两下子

[00:15:57] J 马金鞭上下翻飞

[00:16:00] 呼呼刮风啊

[00:16:02] 真碰到斧子上震得手腕子和糊口都发酸呢

[00:16:09] 有点力气

[00:16:11] 是条汉子

[00:16:13] 就假打也得打一会儿

[00:16:17] 不然的话怎么不过瘾

[00:16:19] 你看这位犯病

[00:16:22] 达到30 几个回合

[00:16:24] 孙俪又冒了汗了

[00:16:27] 孙立新说

[00:16:28] 宋头领米

[00:16:29] 不对

[00:16:30] 你们得捧我的场才能取得祝朝奉的信任

[00:16:35] 你怎么头一阵就把这家伙给派出来了

[00:16:38] 你看

[00:16:38] 这位破裤子缠腿没完了

[00:16:41] 这两柄双府上下刮风

[00:16:45] 真骚成我够呛

[00:16:49] 可他心里急

[00:16:51] 没法说呀

[00:16:53] 李逵也不给他容控

[00:16:56] 这孙俪也有点儿气

[00:16:59] 咬着牙狠着心

[00:17:01] 把边拢起来

[00:17:02] 壮壮

[00:17:03] 壮壮

[00:17:03] 壮壮

[00:17:04] 壮壮把账打这

[00:17:06] 冷不丁就听见擦亮了

[00:17:08] 扑通一声

[00:17:10] 李逵摔倒在地

[00:17:13] 把孙丽也吓了一跳哟

[00:17:16] 孙立军说

[00:17:18] 我可别把他伤着

[00:17:20] 我怎么没觉得这边扫着他

[00:17:26] 不然他怎么躺下了

[00:17:28] 其实啊

[00:17:29] 李逵是装相

[00:17:32] 这黑家伙

[00:17:33] 打着打着想起来了

[00:17:35] 我怎么打起没完了

[00:17:38] 点到为止

[00:17:40] 宋哥哥说得好

[00:17:42] 假打假债

[00:17:44] 我得往上捧着孙俪

[00:17:47] 我自己去那个大排档的

[00:17:51] 可怎么打败仗

[00:17:53] A 李逵有主意了

[00:17:54] 你看他是个大老粗

[00:17:56] 粗中有细

[00:17:59] 在功夫方面

[00:18:00] 他可不白给

[00:18:03] 脚底下冷不丁假装打滑

[00:18:07] 没站稳的脚底一滑

[00:18:09] 把胡同摔躺下了

[00:18:12] 谁都没看出毛病

[00:18:15] 可孙俪也不傻

[00:18:17] 先是一愣

[00:18:18] 后来一看明白了

[00:18:21] 孙俪把边高高举过头顶

[00:18:24] 跟李逵打招呼

[00:18:26] 那意思说

[00:18:27] 我可要砸啦啊

[00:18:29] 你可快躲

[00:18:30] 不然我可就砸上了李逵啊

[00:18:34] 罪有应得

[00:18:36] 而往哪里走

[00:18:39] 绕边

[00:18:40] 其实这么一喊

[00:18:42] 李逵使了个就地18 滚

[00:18:44] 奔儿站起来了

[00:18:46] 拎着斧子败回本队来来

[00:18:50] 好厉害的家伙

[00:18:53] 李某不是对手

[00:18:55] 这笔帐

[00:18:56] 将来再算啊

[00:18:58] 啊啊

[00:19:01] 不

[00:19:01] 不不

[00:19:04] 宋江十分满意

[00:19:08] 听说我这傻兄弟J 戏演得还真成功

[00:19:15] 等回到本队之后

[00:19:16] 宋江吩咐一声

[00:19:18] 后面休息

[00:19:19] 哎

[00:19:19] 好嘞

[00:19:20] 他娘的

[00:19:21] 我从来没打过败仗

[00:19:23] 还得装着分大瓣儿蒜

[00:19:26] 李逵不服气到后面去

[00:19:31] 孙俪大获全胜

[00:19:34] 祝朝奉领着仨儿子贺总教习兰亭御在后边给观战一看孙俪打了胜仗了

[00:19:42] 祝朝奉可乐坏吩咐一声来呀

[00:19:46] 擂鼓给孙将军助威

[00:19:49] 呜呜

[00:19:52] 孙将军旗开得胜

[00:19:54] 马到成功啊

[00:19:56] 祝贺孙将军

[00:19:58] 呜呜呜

[00:20:01] 孙俪心中高兴

[00:20:03] 哼

[00:20:03] 祝朝奉你甭扎我

[00:20:06] 你离倒霉不远了

[00:20:09] 你敲吧

[00:20:12] 正在这时

[00:20:13] 宋江又派出第二员大将失效

[00:20:19] 告诉时就按原计划执行

[00:20:23] 你去那个被俘的

[00:20:26] 把你也打进柱子装

[00:20:29] 不然的话里边儿

[00:20:30] 人手太少

[00:20:31] 时效明白

[00:20:35] 骑了匹白马

[00:20:36] 手中五枪

[00:20:38] 背后背刀来战孙俪

[00:20:42] 话不投机

[00:20:43] 当场一动手

[00:20:45] 一边打着石秀一边说

[00:20:49] 我苏烈奉送头领所差

[00:20:53] 你要把我抓狗活的明白吗

[00:20:57] 明白a 朝枪朝斌

[00:21:04] 二马盘桓

[00:21:06] 等一照面时

[00:21:08] 秀年枪便ce

[00:21:12] 孙俪在马上一侧身挨了一枪

[00:21:16] 穿过去

[00:21:19] 再看孙俪边教单手青书

[00:21:23] 原配抓住石秀的一袋子

[00:21:27] 捧着一把

[00:21:29] 就把石秀是走马活擒

[00:21:33] 内匹马败归本对

[00:21:37] 病尉迟把马学回来也回归本队把时就往地上一摔

[00:21:43] 啪

[00:21:44] 嗯

[00:21:46] 刀斧手往上一闯

[00:21:49] 把石秀捆了个结结实实

[00:21:53] 十溴心里头也不是滋味

[00:21:56] 先说我叫拼命三郎

[00:21:59] 多咱吃过这亏

[00:22:01] 嘿嘿

[00:22:02] 为了顾全大局

[00:22:04] 也只好受点委屈了

[00:22:08] 单出苏丽

[00:22:10] 罗马又到两军阵前讨的骂战

[00:22:13] 第三站

[00:22:15] 病关索

[00:22:17] 杨雄拍马舞刀来战孙俪

[00:22:22] 打着打着

[00:22:24] 杨雄呀逼

[00:22:25] 声音放松头领所差

[00:22:28] 我也去内被俘的啊

[00:22:31] 要把我抓住

[00:22:33] 好累

[00:22:35] 21个回合之后

[00:22:37] 又被孙俪是走马活擒

[00:22:41] 祝朝奉一看行了

[00:22:43] 见好就收吧

[00:22:45] 今天旗开得胜

[00:22:47] 马到成功

[00:22:49] 这孙将军

[00:22:51] 打了一个胜仗

[00:22:53] 打败李逵

[00:22:54] 活捉两元梁山头领

[00:22:58] 别再贪婪无厌啦

[00:23:01] 祝朝奉祥在这里把令字旗一晃

[00:23:05] 才引出杀身横祸

[00:23:10] 听众朋友