《(Thank God I Died in) The Car Crash》歌词

[00:00:00] Hello

[00:00:07] How are you

[00:00:11] I'm fine

[00:00:11] I made it home OK

[00:00:14] Glad you were concerned

[00:00:19] My face didn't get too badly burned in the car crash

[00:00:26] And my thighs were lacerated heavily

[00:00:29] The doctor took care of that though

[00:00:42] Thank God it wasn't a female nurse

[00:00:44] Thank God I died in the crash

[00:00:50] My ghost came to haunt you in a flash

[00:00:54] Oh

[00:00:55] The ghost of the man

[00:00:58] From the Candyland car crash

[00:01:02] Oh

[00:01:03] The sash is falling down upon his breast

[00:01:07] Oh

[00:01:07] He did his best to breathe but he just couldn't

[00:01:13] Oh

[00:01:13] They sucked on his lips 'til his head turned blue

[00:01:18] And his ears turned purple

[00:01:19] And the sun turned green

[00:01:20] And the light went out of the moon

[00:01:30] Car crash blues

[00:01:35] Arriving dead in the morgue in the nude

[00:01:39] Cold morning hours

[00:01:42] Oh

[00:01:43] I didn't wear my best clothes to my death

[00:01:46] Oh

[00:01:47] What will they think

[00:01:48] I'm at the parlour of rest

[00:01:50] Oh

[00:01:51] What will they think

[00:01:53] When they found I had nine pairs of underwear on