《Bein’ A Dad》歌词

[00:00:16] Bein' a dad isn't so bad

[00:00:21] Except that you gotta feed 'em

[00:00:27] You gotta shoe 'em and clothe 'em

[00:00:30] And try not to loathe 'em

[00:00:32] Bug 'em and hug 'em and heed 'em

[00:00:39] Bein' a dad can sure make you mad

[00:00:43] Man it even can drive you crazy

[00:00:50] It's as hard as it looks

[00:00:52] You gotta read them dumb books

[00:00:55] And you end up despising Walt Disney

[00:01:02] Bein' a dad starts to get radical

[00:01:07] When they turn into teenagers

[00:01:12] You gotta tighten the screws

[00:01:15] Enforce the curfews

[00:01:18] Confiscate weapons and pagers

[00:01:24] But a daughter and son

[00:01:27] Can be sort of fun

[00:01:29] Just as long as they don't defy you

[00:01:33] They'll treat you like a king

[00:01:35] They'll believe anything

[00:01:38] They're easy to frighten and lie to

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[00:01:54] Bein' a dad can make you feel glad

[00:01:58] When you get paperweights and aftershave lotions

[00:02:05] Yeah it feels pretty great when they graduate

[00:02:08] That's when you're choked with emotions

[00:02:17] But bein' a dad takes more than a tad of

[00:02:21] Good luck and divine intervention

[00:02:27] You need air tight alibis

[00:02:30] Fool proof disguises

[00:02:33] Desperation's the father of invention

[00:02:39] So sometimes you take off

[00:02:41] For a few rounds of golf

[00:02:43] And you stay away for half of their lifetimes

[00:02:48] The result of it all is

[00:02:50] You're captured and hauled up

[00:02:52] Before a tribunal for dad crimes

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[00:03:08] Bein' a dad can make you feel sad

[00:03:13] Like you're the insignificant other

[00:03:19] Yeah right from the start

[00:03:22] They break your heart

[00:03:24] In the end every kid wants his mother

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