《Asshole(Digital version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Asshole (笨蛋) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Skylar Grey (斯盖拉·格蕾)

[00:00:00] Written by：Marshall Mathers/A. Grant/H. Hafermann/Luis Resto

[00:00:00] Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain

[00:00:02] An asshole that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'

[00:00:05] But don't think I ever stopped

[00:00:06] To think that I was speaking to children

[00:00:08] Everything was happening so fast

[00:00:09] It was like I blinked sold three million

[00:00:11] Then it all went blank all I remember is feelin' ridiculous

[00:00:13] 'Cause I was getting sick of this feelin'

[00:00:14] Like I am always under attack man

[00:00:16] I could have stacked my sh*t list to the ceilin'

[00:00:17] Women dishin' but really thinking

[00:00:19] If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this

[00:00:21] I would kill him

[00:00:22] Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' sh*t

[00:00:24] But since when did this many people ever give a sh*t

[00:00:26] What I had to say It's just my opinion

[00:00:28] If it contradicts how I'm livin' put a dick in your rear end

[00:00:31] That's why every time you mentioned a lyric

[00:00:33] I thanked you for it for drawing more attention toward it

[00:00:35] 'Cause it gave me an enormous platform

[00:00:37] I'm flattered you thought I was that important

[00:00:39] But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect

[00:00:41] And battled for it mad awards had GLAAD annoyed

[00:00:44] Attaboy they told me to slow down and I just zoned out

[00:00:46] Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde

[00:00:48] It's like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out

[00:00:49] 'Cause I was tryin' to leave no doubt

[00:00:51] In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history

[00:00:53] Think they know now because everybody knows

[00:00:55] Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

[00:00:59] Everywhere that you go

[00:01:02] People wanna go home everyone knows

[00:01:06] Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice

[00:01:10] There's no place you can hide

[00:01:13] You are just an asshole

[00:01:15] Everyone knows everyone knows

[00:01:18] Thanks for the support asshole

[00:01:21] Thanks for the support asshole

[00:01:23] Quit actin' salty I was countin' on you to count me out

[00:01:25] Ask Asher Roth when he round about

[00:01:27] Dissed me to shout me out

[00:01:28] Thought I was history but goddamn honky

[00:01:30] That compliment's like backhanding a donkey

[00:01:32] Good way to get your a** socked in the mouth

[00:01:34] Nah I'm off him

[00:01:34] But what the f**k is all this trashtalkin' about

[00:01:36] The fight was fixed I'm back and you can't stop me

[00:01:38] You knocked me down I went down for the count

[00:01:40] I fell but the fans caught me and now

[00:01:42] You're gonna have to beat the f**kin' pants off me

[00:01:44] To take my belt word to Pacquiao

[00:01:46] Momma said there ain't nothin' else to talk about

[00:01:48] Better go in that ring and knock 'em out

[00:01:49] Or you better not come out

[00:01:51] It's poetry in motion

[00:01:52] Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin'

[00:01:54] Shakespeare

[00:01:54] So what if the insults are revoltin'

[00:01:56] Even Helen Keller knows life stinks

[00:01:58] You think it's a joke 'til you're bulletriddled

[00:02:00] But you should give little sh*t what I think

[00:02:02] This whole world is a mess

[00:02:03] Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest

[00:02:05] And a Glock just to go watch Batman

[00:02:07] Who needs to test a testicles

[00:02:08] Not that man

[00:02:09] Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage

[00:02:11] Rest of you got lap bands

[00:02:13] Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts

[00:02:15] And all those water bottles in Colorado so get lost Waldo

[00:02:18] My soul's escapin' through this asshole that is gapin'

[00:02:20] A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole

[00:02:22] Better pack toilet paper but I'm taking no crap ho

[00:02:25] Here I go down the Bat Pole

[00:02:27] And I'm changing back into that old maniac

[00:02:28] In fact there they go tryin' to dip out the backdoor retreatin'

[00:02:31] 'Cause everybody knows

[00:02:32] Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

[00:02:36] Everywhere that you go

[00:02:39] People wanna go home everyone knows

[00:02:42] Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice

[00:02:47] There's no place you can hide

[00:02:50] You are just an asshole

[00:02:52] Everyone knows everyone knows

[00:02:54] Holy mackerel

[00:02:54] I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth

[00:02:56] I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull

[00:02:59] For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull

[00:03:01] Then screamed ICP in this b**ch

[00:03:03] How do f**kin' magnets work

[00:03:04] 'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable

[00:03:06] Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical

[00:03:08] I'm making up words you can understandable it's tragical

[00:03:11] Thinkin' some magical sh*t's gonna happen that ain't practical

[00:03:14] You crackin' a joke it's laughable

[00:03:16] 'Cause me and love's like a bad combination

[00:03:17] I keep them feelings locked in a vault

[00:03:19] So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

[00:03:21] My heart is truly guarded full body armor

[00:03:23] B**ch you just need a helmet

[00:03:25] 'Cause if you think you're special you're retarded

[00:03:28] Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina

[00:03:30] You're a train wreck I got a onetrack mind

[00:03:32] Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er

[00:03:36] 'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor

[00:03:38] Been tryna hunt me down like a dog

[00:03:40] 'Cause you're on my a** but you can't get a cent

[00:03:42] 'Cause all of my spare time is spent

[00:03:43] On my nose in this binder so don't bother tryin'

[00:03:45] Only women that I love are my daughters

[00:03:47] But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father

[00:03:50] And I push it farther

[00:03:51] So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line

[00:03:54] It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent

[00:03:55] I'll never grow up so to hell with your parents

[00:03:57] And motherf**kin' father time

[00:03:59] It ain't never gonna stop a pessimist

[00:04:01] Who transformed to an optimist in his prime

[00:04:03] So even if I'm halfdead I'm half alive

[00:04:05] Poured my half empty glass in a cup

[00:04:07] So now my cup has runneth over

[00:04:08] And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothaf**kin' coaster

[00:04:12] I'm going back to what got me here

[00:04:13] Yeah cocky and can't knock being rude off so fear not my dear

[00:04:17] And dry up your teardrops I'm here

[00:04:19] White America's mirror so don't feel awkward or weird

[00:04:21] If you stare at me and see yourself because you're one too

[00:04:23] Shouldn't be a shock because everybody knows

[00:04:25] Everybody knows that you're just an asshole

[00:04:29] Everywhere that you go

[00:04:32] People wanna go home everyone knows

[00:04:35] Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice

[00:04:40] There's no place you can hide

[00:04:43] You are just an asshole

[00:04:45] Everyone knows everyone knows