《三侠剑180集》歌词

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[00:00:05] 海神擂

[00:00:06] 第三次开类

[00:00:09] 盛况空前

[00:00:13] 原来咱就说过人山人海

[00:00:17] 这回只能说加倍地人山人海

[00:00:22] 连下脚的地儿都没有

[00:00:25] 在人群当中

[00:00:26] 还来了不少世外的高人

[00:00:30] 没露面都暗中看热闹

[00:00:36] 铁背苍龙

[00:00:36] 孙建章

[00:00:38] 宣布开类之后

[00:00:42] 少林寺的老方丈雪练金刚闭合僧首先登台亮相

[00:00:50] 这大和尚

[00:00:52] 换了一套新衣服

[00:00:55] 姓黄

[00:00:56] 缎子D 生一紫色毗卢挂吊坠

[00:01:00] 如意钩

[00:01:02] 新袜子

[00:01:03] 开口僧鞋

[00:01:07] 本来咱说过

[00:01:08] 他长得是一张笑脸

[00:01:10] 慈眉善目的

[00:01:13] 但是咬人的狗不露齿

[00:01:15] 暗含杀机啊

[00:01:21] 他卖不来的台口

[00:01:22] 双掌打问讯

[00:01:25] 阿弥陀佛

[00:01:31] 各位

[00:01:33] 唠那学炼金刚闭合是也

[00:01:39] 只有出家

[00:01:41] 河南登封

[00:01:42] 搞嵩山少林寺

[00:01:46] 不猜

[00:01:48] 奉师之命

[00:01:49] 主持寺内的一切

[00:01:53] 这次千里迢迢来到海神擂献艺

[00:01:58] 希望大家多加指教

[00:02:02] 方才总辖大寨主孙建章也都讲过了

[00:02:07] 唠那不必重续

[00:02:10] 此次栎类主要解决跟13 省总镖局的争端

[00:02:18] 不希望旁人插手

[00:02:23] 那么哪位耗财买脸

[00:02:26] 想要见一

[00:02:28] 我们也不能把他拒之门外

[00:02:32] 但今儿个呢

[00:02:33] 情况特殊

[00:02:36] 我们跟总镖局的人要一决雌雄

[00:02:41] 我要请震三山侠五岳赶浪无私鬼见愁

[00:02:46] 大头剑客

[00:02:47] 夏侯商元

[00:02:50] 跟我决一雌雄

[00:02:53] 因此

[00:02:54] 要求各位站脚助威

[00:02:56] 不要插手此事

[00:03:00] 夏侯老剑客

[00:03:01] 来了没有

[00:03:03] 老剑客来没有

[00:03:05] 来了再看大头剑客

[00:03:09] 夏侯商元把脑瓜一晃日

[00:03:13] 飞身跳上擂台

[00:03:17] 老百姓花报以热烈的掌声

[00:03:23] 有很多人都好奇

[00:03:26] 心说

[00:03:27] 这老头儿

[00:03:28] 这脑袋怎么这么大个儿

[00:03:32] 跟那个大冬瓜差不多少

[00:03:36] 小脸儿挺小

[00:03:37] 肉干子眉毛

[00:03:38] 小鼻子小眼睛

[00:03:42] 小耳朵

[00:03:43] 小胳膊

[00:03:43] 小短腿小手

[00:03:46] 长得真是个怪人

[00:03:49] 别看那样长得不讨厌

[00:03:52] 让人看着挺喜欢他

[00:03:55] 老头儿乐呵呵的一缕山羊胡往前撅

[00:03:59] 撅着穿D

[00:04:00] 衣着很朴素

[00:04:02] 蹬着一双大撒鞋

[00:04:04] 背后斜背着包袱

[00:04:07] 轻飘飘落在擂台之上

[00:04:11] 闭合一看夏侯商元

[00:04:15] 阿弥陀佛

[00:04:17] 老健康啊

[00:04:20] 今天就是今天吧

[00:04:24] 你我受累

[00:04:25] 知识说得清楚

[00:04:26] 讲得明白

[00:04:28] 今儿个要决一雌雄

[00:04:32] 白天打不出头绪

[00:04:34] 晚上挑灯夜战

[00:04:37] 你可敢应战吗

[00:04:39] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:04:42] 痛快

[00:04:43] 痛快

[00:04:46] 大哥啥

[00:04:48] 这话是一点都不假

[00:04:50] 我再补充一句

[00:04:53] 晚上挑灯夜战

[00:04:55] 打不出头来

[00:04:56] 咱就连轴转

[00:04:59] 不吃不喝

[00:05:01] 接茬比多攒分出胜负

[00:05:04] 多暂拉倒

[00:05:06] 你敢应战吗

[00:05:08] 好好好好

[00:05:11] 贫僧奉陪

[00:05:13] 就是那好嘞

[00:05:15] 那怎么个比法

[00:05:18] 你先画个道吧

[00:05:21] 老剑客

[00:05:22] 你算说对了

[00:05:24] 昨天你我二人大战300多回合

[00:05:29] 未分胜负

[00:05:32] 咱们打开天窗说亮

[00:05:35] 你那两下子也倒了的差不多了

[00:05:39] 贫僧我这两下子也都倒了得差不多了

[00:05:44] 如果今天还是那个比法重蹈覆辙

[00:05:49] 干巴无味啊

[00:05:52] 因此

[00:05:52] 贫僧有意

[00:05:54] 咱换一种新的笔法

[00:05:57] 哦

[00:05:58] 那么请问新比法怎么个比呢

[00:06:03] 嗯

[00:06:04] 我从少林寺

[00:06:07] 带来64 根青竹竿

[00:06:11] 我打算再干上比武

[00:06:15] 你看怎样

[00:06:17] 哎

[00:06:17] 这我还没听说过

[00:06:19] 是不是变相的梅花桩啊

[00:06:23] 大和尚

[00:06:24] 那你请你准备

[00:06:26] 我开开眼好准备

[00:06:31] 人家事先都策划好了

[00:06:34] 有条不紊

[00:06:37] 那么这个台上不行

[00:06:40] 擂台上是木板

[00:06:43] 没法买这猪肝

[00:06:46] 怎么办呢

[00:06:47] 挪到台下

[00:06:49] 擂台D 前边是片空地

[00:06:51] 用绳拦着

[00:06:53] 让老百姓啊

[00:06:54] 离着远

[00:06:55] 点儿看离近了

[00:06:57] 万一兵刃撒手或者什么器械

[00:07:01] 调了台底下把你伤着怎么办

[00:07:04] 所以有片空地儿

[00:07:07] 现在就选择了这个地方

[00:07:10] 喽罗兵和和尚们各拿锹镐来到台下

[00:07:16] 把这空地收拾得干干净净

[00:07:19] 然后把那个柜台过来

[00:07:22] 索道去掉

[00:07:23] 盖儿掀开

[00:07:25] 从里面把口袋列出来

[00:07:29] 这都是少林寺和尚下手

[00:07:31] 轻车熟路

[00:07:33] 把64 根竹竿儿倒出来

[00:07:36] 两节拧在一块儿凝结

[00:07:39] 凝在一块儿

[00:07:40] 这和尚就发现

[00:07:43] 这

[00:07:43] 这猪肝怎么分有点儿加重呢

[00:07:48] 比赛少林寺的时候有点发沉

[00:07:52] 您说他能不沉吗

[00:07:54] 咱们上门叔说了假名儿出的主意

[00:07:58] 尿尿活迷把那里边儿的消息全给堵上了

[00:08:03] 您说这些呢

[00:08:04] 加地块儿不得有几斤的分量吗

[00:08:08] 但这和尚心里都明白

[00:08:10] 嘴没敢说

[00:08:12] 因为他们看守这种东西

[00:08:15] 万一有失

[00:08:16] 老师不答应

[00:08:19] 就觉得有点儿不对劲儿

[00:08:21] 不敢言语

[00:08:23] 噼里啪嚓宁好了坑

[00:08:25] 刨得了猪肝

[00:08:28] 按方位全都埋结实

[00:08:33] 老百姓在室外观看

[00:08:35] 哎呀

[00:08:37] 我这是怎么一个比法呢

[00:08:41] 就发现密密麻麻的竹竿能有好几十根

[00:08:46] 溜肩溜肩的内半截儿埋在地上

[00:08:50] 这人在肩上

[00:08:51] 别猜对了

[00:08:54] 买好了之后

[00:08:55] 其他的人退在一旁

[00:08:58] 就见雪炼金刚闭合僧晃着庞大的身躯

[00:09:04] 从抬上来的下边

[00:09:07] 好在只是快盆地

[00:09:11] 就像那洗脸盆一样

[00:09:13] 底下评周围是高坡

[00:09:17] 尽管在平D 俾你站到高坡上依然看得非常清楚

[00:09:23] 你选就选这么个地儿

[00:09:26] 在看大河上来

[00:09:28] 在平地之后跟夏侯商元说

[00:09:32] 老江哥

[00:09:33] 看见没

[00:09:34] 这就是我所说的清竹杆比武

[00:09:39] 对不起哎

[00:09:41] 这次比武咱得把鞋袜拔掉得光着脚儿上去

[00:09:47] 老剑客

[00:09:49] 你可同意

[00:09:50] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:09:53] 哎呀

[00:09:54] 少林功夫名扬天下

[00:09:57] 到了您这辈儿上经练绝活儿啊

[00:10:02] 好好啊

[00:10:05] 哎

[00:10:05] 我过去还真没练过

[00:10:07] 今儿个舍命陪君子

[00:10:10] 你怎么样我就怎么样好吧

[00:10:16] B he Zheng 心说

[00:10:17] 你找死

[00:10:19] 夏侯商元

[00:10:21] 别看你成名一辈子

[00:10:23] 今天叫你命丧海神类

[00:10:28] 他心里有充分的把握

[00:10:31] 就见得把肥大的僧衣全都闪掉

[00:10:35] 里边儿短衣襟小打扮

[00:10:38] 然后灌俩小徒弟

[00:10:41] 帮着把僧鞋僧袜全扒下去

[00:10:45] 裤腿儿往上一卷

[00:10:48] 可膝盖往下都是光的

[00:10:52] 人们看得清清楚楚

[00:10:54] 浙大和上这俩脚丫子又白又大

[00:10:58] 跟两只旱船差不多少

[00:11:03] 内面

[00:11:05] 老建个夏侯商元

[00:11:08] 也做好准备了

[00:11:10] 让贾明过来帮着拖鞋

[00:11:14] 哎来了

[00:11:16] 杨祥武也过来了

[00:11:18] 兴叨叨的帮着夏侯商元

[00:11:22] 把那鞋脱了

[00:11:25] 那个说不脱袜子

[00:11:26] 哎

[00:11:27] 这老头儿有毛病

[00:11:28] 从来不穿袜子

[00:11:31] He j 这俩小矫牙又瘦又小

[00:11:35] 干巴巴的假名儿提鼻子一闻

[00:11:39] 嗯嗯

[00:11:39] 这味儿不太好

[00:11:41] 哎

[00:11:42] 老头点了点头

[00:11:43] 是啊

[00:11:44] 我有半年没洗脚了

[00:11:45] 好坏怪不得帮着收拾

[00:11:50] 完了往后一撤

[00:11:52] 夏侯商元站起来了

[00:11:55] 大哥

[00:11:56] 啥都做好了

[00:11:58] 准备啦请吧

[00:12:00] 哈哈哈哈

[00:12:02] 好既然如此

[00:12:06] 拼蹭

[00:12:08] 显丑了

[00:12:12] 那么多人鸦雀无声

[00:12:15] 就见雪炼金刚闭合

[00:12:18] 僧两臂一摇

[00:12:21] 据下面的鸟起飞之前那个动作

[00:12:24] 翅膀得扇呼扇呼

[00:12:26] 哎

[00:12:27] 跟那一样

[00:12:28] 两臂晃动

[00:12:30] 脑瓜一晃

[00:12:31] 脚尖点地称

[00:12:35] 拔地而起

[00:12:37] 轻飘飘落到一根竹竿D 尖儿

[00:12:41] 尖儿啊

[00:12:44] 那也没有功夫往上一摞就这沱川豆府

[00:12:51] 说着玩呢

[00:12:53] 比抢奸还奸呢

[00:12:56] 大和尚单腿落的上的两臂晃动

[00:13:00] 身形一游啪啪啪

[00:13:06] 连着捣不这64 根青竹竿

[00:13:12] 每根杆根

[00:13:13] 每根杆的距离

[00:13:14] 无齿

[00:13:17] 那是有尺寸的

[00:13:19] 整个是个梅花型

[00:13:22] 人家在这方面下了毒到D 功夫

[00:13:26] 就闭着眼往前迈步

[00:13:28] 不带踩空往前进

[00:13:31] 往后退

[00:13:32] 左躲右闪运用自如跟在平地相似

[00:13:38] 他这么一练不要紧

[00:13:41] 周围报以热烈的掌声

[00:13:44] 好啊

[00:13:44] 好啊

[00:13:50] 一浪高过一浪

[00:13:53] 大和尚每把那嘴撇着

[00:13:57] 老健哥

[00:13:58] 请上来吧

[00:14:00] 来了

[00:14:02] 在看夏侯商元

[00:14:04] 把脑瓜一不来起称

[00:14:09] 这脑子有好处

[00:14:12] 脑瓜一摇

[00:14:13] 能带动他的身子轻飘飘落到肩上

[00:14:18] 老百姓看好啊

[00:14:20] 飞人啊

[00:14:25] 掌声雷动

[00:14:28] 圣婴率领老少英雄在下边儿观看

[00:14:34] 那心呢

[00:14:35] 也提到嗓子眼儿

[00:14:38] 以往夏侯商元伸手

[00:14:40] 大伙一看

[00:14:40] 脱了主于胜

[00:14:42] 无疑

[00:14:44] 老头儿在谈笑之中就打胜仗

[00:14:48] 但今天的对立面不同啊

[00:14:52] 那是糖糖的雪炼金刚闭合僧

[00:14:55] 少林派的门长少林寺的老当家的

[00:14:59] 面对强敌

[00:15:02] 能不担心吗

[00:15:05] 尽管假名他们说了

[00:15:06] 消息给破坏了

[00:15:09] 那只是一方面

[00:15:11] 避免了暗箭伤人

[00:15:14] 但是在这上边儿比武就学炼金刚闭合僧本身的能力而言

[00:15:21] 也不是好对付他

[00:15:25] 因此

[00:15:25] 大家十分担心

[00:15:28] 连假名儿那么爱白话的人也没词儿了

[00:15:32] 扬着麻子脸儿

[00:15:33] 闭着呼吸

[00:15:34] 仔细看着

[00:15:36] 就见夏侯商元晃动大头

[00:15:41] 两个人不伸手来回转动

[00:15:45] 找好方位找好了

[00:15:47] 不演4G

[00:15:50] 发动进攻

[00:15:52] 谁也不敢轻易进高啊

[00:15:55] 两个人也十分地紧张

[00:16:01] 还没动笔呢

[00:16:03] 就听人群之中有人说话

[00:16:07] 曼达

[00:16:09] 先别逼我有话说

[00:16:13] 看热闹的来了

[00:16:17] 假名众人一听

[00:16:18] 这声儿怎么这么熟悉

[00:16:20] 谁呀

[00:16:22] 顺声音一看

[00:16:24] 从人宠之中

[00:16:26] 挤出了个破老道

[00:16:28] 哎呀

[00:16:30] 哎呀哎

[00:16:31] 他来了问我三大爷

[00:16:34] 这就是我跟你说给咱帮忙D 那人儿给我五叔智商抓住三空

[00:16:40] 嗯

[00:16:40] 就是他

[00:16:43] 剩三爷

[00:16:44] 抬头一看这

[00:16:46] 破老道是个大哥

[00:16:49] 满脸的字呢

[00:16:51] 开花的到冒开花的道袍

[00:16:54] 腰里系着麻绳

[00:16:57] 背着个破兜子

[00:16:59] 尽管如此

[00:17:02] 也遮掩不住她两眼倍儿亮

[00:17:07] 看得出

[00:17:08] 真人不露相

[00:17:10] 友谊怎么化妆的

[00:17:14] 就这老道逍遥自在

[00:17:17] 迈着方步

[00:17:18] 稳稳当当来到假名进钱

[00:17:23] 假没啊

[00:17:24] 可认识频道吗

[00:17:26] 啊认识认识哎呀

[00:17:29] 玩儿倒也您哪儿去了您您帮了我们的大忙

[00:17:34] 我把你领到擂台一转身你没影儿了我说你上哪儿去了

[00:17:40] 嗯

[00:17:40] 真把我判的坏了

[00:17:42] 来来

[00:17:43] 我给介绍介绍

[00:17:44] 这就是我三大爷昆仑侠胜英

[00:17:48] 我们的最高首领啊

[00:17:50] 三大爷啊

[00:17:51] 这辈子我知道了

[00:17:54] 声音啊

[00:17:55] 赶紧义工

[00:17:57] 扫地先长

[00:18:00] 盛某应节来迟

[00:18:02] 当面恕罪

[00:18:03] 县长一向可好

[00:18:06] 晚辈有礼了声音60 多岁

[00:18:11] 自称晚辈

[00:18:15] 老道一听

[00:18:16] 往旁边一闪身

[00:18:18] 无量天尊

[00:18:20] 哈哈哈哈

[00:18:23] 老侠客过千啦

[00:18:26] 我算个什么呢

[00:18:28] 我是个闲散地野道士云游四方

[00:18:33] 到处为家

[00:18:35] 别看我年纪不小了

[00:18:38] 我小孩儿心爱凑热闹

[00:18:42] 还人类这么大的动静我能不知道吗

[00:18:47] 所以这回啊也是打哈哈

[00:18:50] 凑趣儿到这儿溜达溜达

[00:18:53] 碰巧了呢

[00:18:55] 哎

[00:18:55] 给你们帮了点小忙

[00:18:58] 这也不在话下

[00:19:00] 老侠客何必客气

[00:19:04] 请问仙长仙乡何处尊姓大名

[00:19:11] 哈哈哈哈

[00:19:13] 老啦

[00:19:15] 老糊涂了

[00:19:17] 连我自己叫什么名儿

[00:19:20] 我都忘了

[00:19:22] 再者一说报名不报名都是一样

[00:19:28] 沈阳啊

[00:19:30] 谁让我赶上了呢

[00:19:32] 我给你们提个醒

[00:19:34] 有几句话讲

[00:19:36] 在当面老人家请指教呃

[00:19:42] 谈不到指教

[00:19:44] 先把这二位请下来

[00:19:47] 咱把丑话讲在当面时间有的是

[00:19:52] 说清楚了

[00:19:53] 再比也不迟啊

[00:19:56] 是是

[00:19:56] 是大脑

[00:19:58] 这时候大脑D 夏侯商元雪炼金刚闭合僧

[00:20:04] 都从梅花桩上跳下来

[00:20:07] 闭合僧往这边瞅着

[00:20:11] 一看来个破老大

[00:20:13] 心里纳闷

[00:20:14] 不认得是谁

[00:20:16] 孙建章等人也过来了

[00:20:18] 嘀嘀咕咕是议论纷纷

[00:20:22] 内面呢

[00:20:23] 夏侯商元下来把鞋穿好了

[00:20:26] 来到圣樱进前

[00:20:28] 圣婴一给介绍

[00:20:30] 哦

[00:20:31] 下回老间可知道知道什么呢

[00:20:34] 贾明黄三泰都做了介绍了

[00:20:37] 夏侯商元看看也不认得

[00:20:41] 老建哥心中暗想

[00:20:43] 我闯荡江湖七八十年

[00:20:47] 五宗13 派81 门的高人要说都认得

[00:20:54] 我不敢那么说

[00:20:56] 大部分我都见过

[00:20:59] 这是谁呢

[00:21:00] 没见过

[00:21:04] 下午商人心里纳闷

[00:21:06] 过来一抱拳啊

[00:21:09] 我听名儿和三泰介绍了

[00:21:13] 您给帮了不少忙

[00:21:15] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:19] 那么你就是震三山侠五岳赶浪无私鬼见愁的夏侯商元咯

[00:21:27] 啊啊啊

[00:21:28] 不错

[00:21:29] 正是老朽

[00:21:30] 嗯

[00:21:32] 夏侯商元哪

[00:21:35] 你活到90 多岁

[00:21:38] 毛嫩

[00:21:42] 夏侯商元一听

[00:21:43] 把脑袋一不楞

[00:21:44] 有点儿不服气儿

[00:21:47] 先说你是什么人

[00:21:49] 大言不惭直呼我的名字

[00:21:53] 像长者训教晚辈相思

[00:21:57] 我还没听过这词儿

[00:22:00] 除非在我老师爱莲池或我师叔

[00:22:04] 红衣女剑客面前

[00:22:07] 愚者的没听过这种话

[00:22:10] 所以听着刺耳

[00:22:12] 心里不太痛快

[00:22:15] 他一不太痛快

[00:22:16] 他的耳朵

[00:22:16] 就动哈脑筋就蹦起来了

[00:22:20] 他破了倒眼还挺尖

[00:22:22] 看得清清楚楚

[00:22:24] 哈哈哈哈

[00:22:27] 夏侯商元

[00:22:30] 咱妈

[00:22:31] 我说这话你不爱听

[00:22:33] 哎

[00:22:34] 哪里哪里县长您说话能不爱听吗

[00:22:40] 夏侯商元

[00:22:42] 要说上映

[00:22:44] 要说这些人

[00:22:45] 没想到

[00:22:47] 情有可原

[00:22:49] 他们的事儿太多了

[00:22:52] 尚英身上背着官司

[00:22:55] 那么大年纪白发苍苍的老娘

[00:22:59] 现在还关在刑部大牢

[00:23:02] 他媳妇儿、儿子

[00:23:04] 儿子

[00:23:05] 媳妇儿

[00:23:06] 家奴、院工几十口儿

[00:23:09] 都打着官司了

[00:23:11] 所以他心里烦乱

[00:23:13] 有些事儿料事不周

[00:23:17] 情有可原

[00:23:20] 我说你是干嘛吃的

[00:23:24] 你是她大师兄啊

[00:23:26] 他有想不到的事儿

[00:23:28] 你得替他想着点

[00:23:31] 你可好

[00:23:33] 自称剑客

[00:23:35] 马马虎虎啦

[00:23:37] Ma tu

[00:23:40] 真跟小孩儿一样就凑热闹

[00:23:44] 我说你就跟闭合僧这么比划

[00:23:48] 你把他赢了怎么说

[00:23:50] 你败了怎么讲

[00:23:55] 立类的目的是为什么要解决什么问题不得事先交代清楚吗

[00:24:04] 不说清楚糊了八涂

[00:24:07] 打得什么时候是一站呢

[00:24:09] 嗯

[00:24:11] 难道我说的没道理吗

[00:24:16] 夏侯商元倒吸了一口冷气

[00:24:21] 心里说法对呀

[00:24:23] 哎呀

[00:24:25] 看来这个老道很了不起

[00:24:29] 说话有分量

[00:24:31] 有钢使

[00:24:32] 到刃而上

[00:24:35] 是这么个理儿

[00:24:37] 我脑袋一热光顾比这比

[00:24:41] 那比完了怎么回事儿

[00:24:45] 事情得摆清楚了

[00:24:48] 所以夏侯伤员的脸腾就红了

[00:24:53] 心中话

[00:24:54] 这主真了不起

[00:24:56] 刚才我还不爱听

[00:24:59] 听他的口吻好像个长者训教晚辈

[00:25:04] 现在一看呢

[00:25:05] 人家说的有道理

[00:25:07] 我比人家差得多

[00:25:10] 但又一想究竟此人是谁