《水浒0095》歌词

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[00:00:01] 上回书说到宋江发配

[00:00:07] 您听这水浒全传

[00:00:11] 发配的人可真不少

[00:00:15] 原来咱就说过几个了

[00:00:18] 武松发配

[00:00:20] 杨志发配

[00:00:22] 林冲发配

[00:00:24] 等等等往后还有

[00:00:28] 差不多的

[00:00:29] 都是英雄好汉

[00:00:34] 宋江这一路上什么罪也没遭着

[00:00:39] 这张千李万还绝对够意思

[00:00:44] 可是这天往前走着

[00:00:46] 锣声响亮

[00:00:48] 被人拦住去路

[00:00:51] 三人大吃一惊

[00:00:53] 等宋江往对面一看呢

[00:00:55] 哎哟

[00:00:57] 是熟人

[00:00:59] 领队的正是水泊梁山头领之一

[00:01:03] 赤发鬼刘唐

[00:01:08] 柳唐手里拎着把鬼头刀

[00:01:12] 手下的喽啰弟兄

[00:01:14] 一字排开

[00:01:15] 把道路拦住

[00:01:18] 刘唐往前紧走了几步

[00:01:21] 大哥

[00:01:22] 哥哥

[00:01:25] 总算把您截住了

[00:01:28] 请上

[00:01:28] 受小弟一棒

[00:01:32] 刘唐等施完了礼之后

[00:01:35] 拎起这把刀来奔两个解差就来了

[00:01:40] 把俩解差吓得腿肚子转筋

[00:01:43] 躲到宋江身后

[00:01:45] 哎呀

[00:01:46] 大爷饶命

[00:01:46] 大爷饶命

[00:01:47] 大爷快点救我们

[00:01:50] 宋江把脸往下一沉

[00:01:52] 贤弟且慢

[00:01:55] 你要干什么

[00:01:56] 哥哥

[00:01:58] 我奉天王晁盖所差

[00:02:01] 在此恭候大驾

[00:02:04] 我都等了三天了

[00:02:07] 好不容易把您盼来了

[00:02:10] 不杀他们两个干什么呢

[00:02:13] 杀完之后

[00:02:14] 跟我们进水泊梁山

[00:02:16] 大秤分金

[00:02:18] 小秤分银

[00:02:20] 吃香的

[00:02:21] 喝辣的

[00:02:23] 何必受这种罪

[00:02:26] 哥哥

[00:02:26] 还留他们吧

[00:02:31] 贤弟此言差矣

[00:02:35] 想我宋江摊了人命

[00:02:39] 今天发配江州

[00:02:41] 乃不幸之中的大幸

[00:02:46] 咱好胡来呢

[00:02:48] 先帝

[00:02:50] 感谢天王晁盖晁大哥

[00:02:53] 也感谢各位头领

[00:02:56] 包括兄弟你

[00:02:59] 我谢谢你们

[00:03:01] 不过

[00:03:03] 不能做犯法的事情

[00:03:05] 我宋江愿意到江州牢城营前去受苦

[00:03:14] 我哥哥

[00:03:16] 你傻了

[00:03:18] 受那苦

[00:03:19] 还有头吗

[00:03:21] 你

[00:03:22] 您干脆听我的得了

[00:03:24] 各位头领都等着你进水泊梁山呢

[00:03:29] 您甭给他们求情

[00:03:30] 我宰了他

[00:03:33] 刘唐瞪眼珠子

[00:03:35] 过来

[00:03:36] 要揪这俩解差

[00:03:38] 俩解差都尿了裤子了

[00:03:41] 饶命饶命

[00:03:44] 宋江一伸手

[00:03:46] 把刘唐的鬼头刀夺过来了

[00:03:49] 把刀给我

[00:03:51] 不用你伸手

[00:03:52] 我杀他们

[00:03:54] 好吧

[00:03:55] 俩解差一听更完了

[00:03:59] 你这宋江狠不狠

[00:04:02] 我们对你这么好

[00:04:03] 你还要亲手杀我们

[00:04:06] 哪知道宋江把刀夺过来之后

[00:04:08] 横到自己脖子上了

[00:04:10] 先帝啊

[00:04:12] 你是不是逼哥哥我抹脖子

[00:04:16] 你要真杀这俩解差

[00:04:18] 我也不活了

[00:04:20] 你看好不好

[00:04:22] 别别别别

[00:04:23] 哥哥

[00:04:27] 好吧

[00:04:27] 哥哥听您的

[00:04:29] 那就留下他们俩这条狗命

[00:04:33] 不过哥哥

[00:04:34] 我没法交代

[00:04:36] 大家都等着你呢

[00:04:38] 你得跟我进一趟梁山

[00:04:40] 不必了

[00:04:43] 我方才说的话

[00:04:44] 希望你给我转达

[00:04:46] 日后我在拜会各位头领

[00:04:51] 我在路上耽误的时间太长了

[00:04:54] 我们还要赶路呢

[00:04:56] 厌恶了时期都要受处罚的兄弟

[00:05:01] 你请回吧

[00:05:02] 那怎么能行呢

[00:05:03] 我回去我怎么交代

[00:05:06] 正说着

[00:05:08] 身边背后马褂銮铃的声音哒哒不灵

[00:05:19] 来了100多马队

[00:05:23] 为首的是一文一武

[00:05:27] 文的

[00:05:29] 头戴道巾

[00:05:30] 身穿儒服

[00:05:32] 腰系丝绦

[00:05:34] 手拿拂尘

[00:05:36] 面如冠玉

[00:05:38] 三绺墨然

[00:05:40] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:05:42] 再看武的顶盔贯甲

[00:05:44] 罩袍束带

[00:05:46] 腰悬宝剑

[00:05:48] 手提长枪

[00:05:51] 走兽胡喧天带着弯弓插箭

[00:05:54] 小伙儿长得倍儿帅

[00:05:57] 来者非别

[00:05:59] 文的

[00:06:01] 智多星

[00:06:02] 吴用

[00:06:03] 吴军士

[00:06:05] 武的小李

[00:06:06] 广花荣

[00:06:09] 奉天王晁盖所差

[00:06:11] 来迎接宋江

[00:06:15] 二人从马上跳下来了

[00:06:17] 拉住宋江的手

[00:06:20] 无限的感慨

[00:06:23] 吴学究就说

[00:06:25] 宋江哥哥

[00:06:26] 让您受惊了

[00:06:29] 无论如何

[00:06:30] 你也得进梁山呢

[00:06:34] 你不去

[00:06:34] 怎么能行

[00:06:36] 刘唐说

[00:06:37] 我劝了半天了

[00:06:39] 人家不赏脸

[00:06:41] 怕耽误时日

[00:06:43] 打算借路而行

[00:06:46] 就不朝面了

[00:06:47] 我这拙嘴笨腮的

[00:06:49] 我也说不到点子上

[00:06:52] 那你们二位看着办吧

[00:06:55] 你看这个花荣

[00:06:57] 跟宋江交情莫逆吴学究

[00:07:01] 跟宋江那就甭提了

[00:07:04] 这两个人的情面这么一靠

[00:07:07] 宋江实在没办法

[00:07:11] 心说

[00:07:11] 其实我这么做

[00:07:13] 正好跟我爹说的违背

[00:07:16] 我对不起我爹

[00:07:19] 可没有办法

[00:07:21] 就这样

[00:07:22] 连两名解差带着

[00:07:25] 骑了三匹马

[00:07:27] 起身奔梁山

[00:07:30] 怎么坐船

[00:07:31] 怎么进浦子城

[00:07:33] 咱不必细说

[00:07:34] 宋江这一到水泊梁山呢

[00:07:37] 这梁山开了锅了

[00:07:40] 礼炮齐鸣

[00:07:42] 还奏起军乐

[00:07:47] 全山的人全出来迎接

[00:07:49] 21位头领列队恭候

[00:07:54] 等宋江出现在众人面前

[00:07:57] 天王晁盖撩衣跪倒

[00:08:00] 贤弟呀

[00:08:03] 想当年

[00:08:04] 要不是你给通风报信

[00:08:06] 哥哥焉有今日

[00:08:10] 你是哥哥的大恩人哪

[00:08:13] 我们就盼你来呢

[00:08:15] 你赶紧快往里请

[00:08:19] 有人抬过爬山虎

[00:08:22] 让宋江坐上

[00:08:24] 这俩当解差的也跟着享福了

[00:08:28] 他们也坐上爬山虎

[00:08:30] 有人抬着

[00:08:32] 这玩意儿颤颤悠悠的

[00:08:34] 还真舒服

[00:08:38] 这俩解差一看

[00:08:40] 这宋江可真惹不起

[00:08:43] 真有人缘

[00:08:44] 真有威望

[00:08:48] 这水泊梁山这么多当大头头的

[00:08:53] 对宋江是毕恭毕敬

[00:08:57] 这样得罪了宋江这帮人儿

[00:09:00] 谁惹得起

[00:09:03] 所以

[00:09:04] 张骞里外从心底对宋江那羡慕的是五体投地

[00:09:13] 到了中平大厅了

[00:09:16] 爬山虎落地

[00:09:18] 宋江他们跨步出来

[00:09:21] 有天王晁盖

[00:09:23] 军师吴用、入云龙、公孙胜、豹子头、林冲、小李广花荣、霹雳火、秦明镇三山黄信、赤发鬼、刘唐、阮小二、阮小五、阮小七、汉帝忽律、朱贵、石将军石勇

[00:09:45] 哎呀

[00:09:45] 众人陪着走进大厅

[00:09:50] 让宋江坐正座

[00:09:53] 那宋江怎么能呢

[00:09:55] 谦让再三

[00:09:58] 天王晁盖这才分宾主落座

[00:10:02] 晁盖传令

[00:10:04] 全山隆重祝贺

[00:10:07] 今天放假一天

[00:10:09] 就为款待我兄弟

[00:10:12] 在大厅上排摆了酒宴

[00:10:17] 席前

[00:10:17] 众人问宋江

[00:10:20] 这路上受罪没受罪

[00:10:23] 究竟你有什么打算

[00:10:26] 很多人都提出来叫宋江

[00:10:29] 干脆别走了

[00:10:32] 你要舍不得杀

[00:10:33] 这俩解差也留下

[00:10:35] 就在咱们水泊梁山入伙了

[00:10:38] 晁盖说

[00:10:39] 我把头把金交椅让出来

[00:10:42] 兄弟

[00:10:43] 你就是水泊梁山的头领

[00:10:46] 宋江闻听

[00:10:47] 苦笑了一声

[00:10:49] 各位啊

[00:10:50] 我多谢盛情

[00:10:54] 想我宋江

[00:10:56] 无非是郓城小吏

[00:10:59] 有何德能

[00:11:03] 感受众位如此热爱

[00:11:06] 我心里头觉着非常惭愧

[00:11:10] 但是我不能从命

[00:11:14] 咱们都是自家弟兄

[00:11:16] 我有什么说什么

[00:11:18] 这次我回家见着我爹

[00:11:20] 我爹根本没死

[00:11:23] 为什么把我骗回去呢

[00:11:25] 对我不放心

[00:11:27] 就怕我走了下道儿

[00:11:29] 误入歧途

[00:11:32] 我也不怕各位不爱听

[00:11:34] 就怕我入伙

[00:11:39] 当然了

[00:11:39] 他是老年人

[00:11:41] 想法看法跟咱们都不同

[00:11:45] 说的也不对

[00:11:46] 但是

[00:11:47] 我是当儿子的

[00:11:49] 我怎么好跟我爹爹争竞呢

[00:11:53] 可是我已向我爹打了保票了

[00:11:57] 只要他老人家有三寸气在

[00:12:00] 我一定听他的

[00:12:03] 我决不能到梁山来入伙

[00:12:06] 各位弟兄

[00:12:08] 千万体谅才是

[00:12:13] 众人一听

[00:12:14] 全没词儿了

[00:12:16] 知道

[00:12:16] 宋江是大孝子

[00:12:19] 后来兜着圈子劝宋江

[00:12:22] 怎么劝也不行

[00:12:24] 宋江非要按着原计划

[00:12:27] 到江州牢城营去受罪去

[00:12:30] 期满之后人回家

[00:12:32] 人家是好人

[00:12:33] 一家人团聚

[00:12:35] 后来天王晁盖一摆手

[00:12:37] 算了算了算了算了

[00:12:39] 我们大家不能强人所难

[00:12:42] 既然我兄弟不愿意

[00:12:43] 咱就别勉强了

[00:12:46] 扭回头来问宋江贤弟

[00:12:50] 你诚心实意要去江州受苦

[00:12:53] 是千真万确

[00:12:56] 好吧

[00:12:58] 那就希望兄弟一路保重

[00:13:02] 有哪些困难

[00:13:04] 派人给我们捎来信儿

[00:13:06] 赴汤蹈火

[00:13:08] 我等万死不辞

[00:13:10] 宋江点头

[00:13:12] 吴用一看

[00:13:13] 实在留不住了

[00:13:15] 只好写了封信交给宋江

[00:13:19] 大哥

[00:13:21] 这封信您带着

[00:13:23] 要到了江州牢城营

[00:13:26] 那儿我有个过命的好朋友

[00:13:29] 此人姓戴

[00:13:31] 叫戴宗

[00:13:32] 人送绰号叫神行太保

[00:13:36] 那是个正人君子

[00:13:37] 够交

[00:13:39] 咱们什么交情

[00:13:40] 跟他什么交情

[00:13:42] 不分彼此

[00:13:43] 无话不谈

[00:13:45] 你拿着封信交给他

[00:13:47] 他肯定关照哥哥

[00:13:51] 好办

[00:13:52] 宋江把信接过来

[00:13:53] 揣到怀里了

[00:13:55] 本来宋江

[00:13:56] 现在就想走

[00:13:58] 那大伙儿能答应吗

[00:14:01] 死说

[00:14:02] 活说

[00:14:03] 把宋江留到梁山上住了三天

[00:14:08] 这三天

[00:14:09] 宋江是坐卧不宁

[00:14:13] 说话都语无伦次

[00:14:16] 众人一瞅

[00:14:17] 实在不能再留了

[00:14:19] 宋江没这心思

[00:14:22] 在第四天头上列队欢送

[00:14:27] 大家是洒泪分别

[00:14:31] 吴学究晃了晃脑袋

[00:14:34] 心说

[00:14:35] 死逼梁山

[00:14:37] 死逼梁山

[00:14:39] 宋江还没到那步

[00:14:43] 到了时候

[00:14:44] 就不由你不来入伙了

[00:14:49] 安下众人回梁山

[00:14:51] 不提单说宋江

[00:14:54] 带着两名解差往前走

[00:14:57] 这两名解差

[00:14:58] 这速度是越来越慢

[00:15:01] 宋江不明白

[00:15:02] 就问他们二位怎么不舒服

[00:15:05] 怎么迈不动道儿

[00:15:08] 哎呀

[00:15:09] 我说宋押司

[00:15:11] 你不知道怎么回事儿呢

[00:15:14] 什么事

[00:15:16] 你那帮朋友背着你不知道

[00:15:20] 这个送钱

[00:15:21] 那个送钱

[00:15:23] 你看我们俩身上背的都是什么呢

[00:15:26] 全都是金银财宝

[00:15:28] 背不动

[00:15:31] 压得我们哥俩喘不过气儿来

[00:15:34] 还哪能走得快呢

[00:15:36] 是吗

[00:15:39] 这有很多份儿

[00:15:40] 我们都没要

[00:15:41] 实在背不动

[00:15:43] 我送鸭子

[00:15:45] 你这些朋友

[00:15:47] 了不起呀

[00:15:51] 真都够交

[00:15:52] 我们太羡慕了

[00:15:55] 宋江一看

[00:15:56] 这才发现

[00:15:58] 俩人的腰里头都缠满了

[00:16:01] 除了金子就是银子

[00:16:04] 那玩意儿他能不沉吗

[00:16:06] 当然

[00:16:07] 宋江心里热乎乎的

[00:16:09] 对这些弟兄是无限感激

[00:16:13] 宋江呢

[00:16:14] 又担上心了

[00:16:15] 告诉俩解差

[00:16:17] 注意啊

[00:16:19] 咱们身上带着这么多金银

[00:16:22] 容易招惹是非

[00:16:24] 我们知道我们知道

[00:16:27] 这一天正往前走

[00:16:29] 眼前闪出一道大岭

[00:16:34] 借石牌上站着朱红的大字

[00:16:39] 揭阳岭

[00:16:44] 要翻过大岭

[00:16:45] 就属于江州管了

[00:16:49] 张千李万抹了一把汗

[00:16:52] 哎呀

[00:16:53] 谢天谢地呀

[00:16:55] 可算快到地方了

[00:16:57] 宋押司

[00:16:59] 翻过这道大岭

[00:17:01] 往前走十里地

[00:17:03] 叫揭阳镇

[00:17:05] 过了揭阳镇

[00:17:07] 就是江州城

[00:17:10] 总算走到头儿了

[00:17:12] 宋江也长出了一口气

[00:17:15] 三人翻过大岭

[00:17:17] 累得气喘吁吁

[00:17:20] 饥肠辘辘

[00:17:21] 往岭下一看

[00:17:23] 道边儿有一座酒店

[00:17:27] 看见没

[00:17:29] 咱们到那歇歇

[00:17:31] 好好吃他一顿

[00:17:33] 可以

[00:17:33] 可以

[00:17:34] 就这样

[00:17:35] 仨人翻过揭阳岭

[00:17:37] 进了酒店了

[00:17:40] 这酒店里边空无一人

[00:17:44] 就一个伙计在柜台趴着打盹

[00:17:48] 一看外边进来客人呢

[00:17:50] 伙计站起来

[00:17:52] 哎哟

[00:17:52] 欢迎欢迎

[00:17:53] 三位请坐

[00:17:54] 请坐

[00:17:56] 没人喝酒

[00:17:58] 爱坐哪儿坐哪儿

[00:18:00] 把着门儿

[00:18:01] 三人坐下来

[00:18:03] 两名解差把腰刀摘下来放到桌上

[00:18:07] 把水火棍戳到墙角

[00:18:11] 把腰里头那大包解开了

[00:18:15] 哎呀

[00:18:15] 这身上觉着可轻快了

[00:18:18] 就把这包裹塞桌子底下了

[00:18:21] 一个

[00:18:22] 没注意噗通

[00:18:24] 发出这么一种声音来

[00:18:28] 酒店这伙计看的清清楚楚

[00:18:31] 用眼睛一标

[00:18:33] 心中高兴

[00:18:35] 嘿嘿

[00:18:35] 来财了

[00:18:39] 甭问

[00:18:40] 听这声儿

[00:18:41] 里边金银财宝是少不了

[00:18:47] 伙计顿时来了精神了

[00:18:49] 擦抹桌案

[00:18:50] 三位吃点什么吗

[00:18:53] 宋江说

[00:18:53] 不怕贵

[00:18:55] 也不怕多

[00:18:57] 好酒好菜尽管来

[00:18:59] 好好来啦

[00:19:04] 煮的熟牛肉

[00:19:06] 酱狗肉

[00:19:07] 炒的菜

[00:19:09] 摆的凉碟

[00:19:11] 端上来四壶酒

[00:19:13] 把碗儿都擦个倍儿亮

[00:19:15] 筷子吃

[00:19:16] 碟儿都放好了

[00:19:18] 要打过热手巾板

[00:19:20] 他们每个人都把脸和手擦了擦

[00:19:24] 开始喝酒

[00:19:27] 一边吃喝

[00:19:28] 宋江就打量这伙计

[00:19:31] 一瞅这主长得可不善良

[00:19:35] 身高九尺挂零

[00:19:36] 腰大十围

[00:19:39] 面赛铜锣

[00:19:41] 胡子呲呲着

[00:19:43] 像使秃了那毛笔头差不多

[00:19:47] 俩眼睛往外努努着

[00:19:51] 满脸的横肉

[00:19:54] 这宋江可就有点担心了

[00:19:58] 伙计

[00:19:59] 你过来我打听点事儿

[00:20:01] 大爷

[00:20:02] 您说吧

[00:20:02] 什么事

[00:20:05] 离江州还有多远

[00:20:07] 50里

[00:20:10] 从我这儿算起

[00:20:12] 往前走

[00:20:13] 揭阳镇

[00:20:14] 揭阳镇再往前走不到40里

[00:20:17] 就是江州城

[00:20:21] 我

[00:20:21] 你这个地点不错

[00:20:24] 怎么客人不多

[00:20:26] 谁知道呢

[00:20:28] 最近一个时期买卖不好做

[00:20:32] 他没有几个喝酒的

[00:20:33] 不知道为什么

[00:20:37] 这时候张骞呢

[00:20:39] 把酒杯放下

[00:20:40] 说话了

[00:20:42] 我掌柜的

[00:20:43] 听说这年月

[00:20:46] 路途上不太平

[00:20:48] 有许多酒店和店房

[00:20:51] 他妈不干好事儿

[00:20:53] 动不动就下什么蒙汗药

[00:20:56] 动不动就把人迷倒了

[00:20:59] 整进人肉作坊

[00:21:02] 把人卸吧了

[00:21:03] 肥肉扔了

[00:21:04] 瘦肉包包子

[00:21:07] 有这事儿吗

[00:21:08] 是吗

[00:21:10] 这事儿可真新鲜

[00:21:12] 我还从来没听说过

[00:21:14] 没听说过那可就好

[00:21:16] 我

[00:21:16] 你这酒可是干净的

[00:21:18] 这里边儿

[00:21:20] 没零碎吧

[00:21:20] 哪能呢

[00:21:22] 我三位大爷真会开玩笑

[00:21:25] 那要是那样

[00:21:26] 你们就别吃

[00:21:28] 宋江一摆手

[00:21:29] 哎呀

[00:21:30] 废话

[00:21:30] 说这干嘛

[00:21:33] 眨眼之间

[00:21:34] 四壶酒喝没了

[00:21:37] 俩解差扒扒嘴儿

[00:21:39] 还没喝够

[00:21:40] 宋江说

[00:21:41] 还有酒吗

[00:21:41] 有的是

[00:21:42] 来

[00:21:43] 再给来上四壶

[00:21:46] 又拿上四壶来

[00:21:48] 换了仨碗

[00:21:49] 把酒倒上了

[00:21:52] 就见这俩解差

[00:21:54] 端起这碗来都吨吨吨吨

[00:21:58] 两碗下肚了

[00:22:01] 说到这儿

[00:22:02] 就觉着这个脑袋

[00:22:04] 有点儿不得劲

[00:22:06] 嗯

[00:22:08] 说时迟那时快

[00:22:10] 就觉着天旋地转

[00:22:12] 扑通扑通

[00:22:15] 俩人全躺下了

[00:22:18] 宋江拿着筷子

[00:22:20] 刚想夹菜

[00:22:22] 一瞅他们俩倒下了

[00:22:24] 就是一愣

[00:22:25] 你们

[00:22:27] 那意思你们怎么了

[00:22:29] 话刚说到这儿

[00:22:31] 就觉着舌头根子发麻

[00:22:34] 脑袋发胀

[00:22:36] 一瞬之间

[00:22:38] 宋江明白坏了

[00:22:40] 我们上了当了

[00:22:41] 这酒里头有毛病

[00:22:43] 噗通他也躺下了

[00:22:47] 那个大汉瞅着他们一呲牙

[00:22:54] 哎呀

[00:22:54] 你们觉着挺聪明

[00:22:57] 还拿这话敲的我呢

[00:23:00] 结果

[00:23:02] 你们是三个傻蛋

[00:23:05] 哎呀

[00:23:05] 该着我发笔横财

[00:23:09] 他过来一哈腰

[00:23:10] 从桌子底下把沉甸甸两个大包拿出来了

[00:23:16] 扑通扑通往柜台上一放

[00:23:20] 等打开之后一看

[00:23:26] 我长这么大

[00:23:27] 还没见过这么多的金银财宝呢

[00:23:31] 这得有多少

[00:23:34] 得值1000多两吧

[00:23:36] 不

[00:23:37] 两千两也不给

[00:23:39] 我发财了

[00:23:41] 我发财了

[00:23:44] 这外乐的

[00:23:45] 都发了狂了

[00:23:48] 颤抖着双手

[00:23:50] 把两包银子搁到一个包里头

[00:23:54] 分文没动

[00:23:55] 又重新包好了

[00:23:58] 他到了外头了

[00:23:59] 往大道上张望

[00:24:01] 一边看着

[00:24:03] 一边嘴里头瞎捣鼓

[00:24:07] 什么时候了

[00:24:08] 怎么还不回来

[00:24:11] 这仨该死的货

[00:24:14] 你们不是掉沟里

[00:24:15] 把脚脖子崴折了

[00:24:18] 我这人手不够用

[00:24:19] 等着你们呢

[00:24:21] 再不回来

[00:24:23] 这点银子

[00:24:24] 我独吞了

[00:24:27] 他捣鼓了一阵儿

[00:24:29] 然后到后院去了

[00:24:31] 把后院的院门开开

[00:24:34] 有一条毛毛道儿

[00:24:36] 通一座山洞

[00:24:39] 外人你可找不着

[00:24:42] 他到了山洞这儿

[00:24:43] 踅摸了一圈

[00:24:44] 然后转身又回来了

[00:24:47] 鲜卑宋江

[00:24:49] 你看宋江个头不高

[00:24:52] 有个敦实劲儿

[00:24:54] 还真挺沉

[00:24:56] 这大个子背着他

[00:24:58] 把宋江背进山洞

[00:25:01] 然后回来又背那俩解差

[00:25:04] 累的通身是汗

[00:25:06] 都背到山洞里边去了

[00:25:09] 好嘛

[00:25:09] 这座山洞里头

[00:25:11] 是一座人肉作坊

[00:25:15] 真叫这俩解差猜对了

[00:25:19] 拿这些过往的客人还真开刀

[00:25:24] 有个大面板

[00:25:26] 又和面

[00:25:28] 又剁活人

[00:25:29] 他把宋江和俩解差勾搭上他了

[00:25:34] 转身回到店房

[00:25:36] 来

[00:25:36] 拎那包儿来

[00:25:38] 正在这时候

[00:25:39] 大道上来仨人

[00:25:43] 伙计一看

[00:25:44] 回来了

[00:25:46] 我就等着你们仨呢

[00:25:49] 回来把手洗吧洗吧

[00:25:51] 赶紧把这仨人儿给卸吧了

[00:25:53] 这就消了灾了

[00:25:55] 我说三位紧走几步来买卖了

[00:26:00] 今天咱们是发了横财