《New Math(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] New Math (Live) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:01] This next song takes something

[00:00:02] That's not that fun math and makes it offensive

[00:00:07] It's New Math

[00:00:09] What's a pirate minus the ship

[00:00:13] Just a creative homeless guy

[00:00:15] And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant

[00:00:18] An ironic way to die

[00:00:20] What's domain domain range

[00:00:23] A kid with too much in his pants

[00:00:25] Two balls minus one

[00:00:28] Seven titles at the Tour de France

[00:00:33] It gets worse

[00:00:34] Yeah split a decision with long division

[00:00:37] Take the circumference of your circumcision

[00:00:40] Live like your data and when you're all set

[00:00:42] Put it all together and whatever you get

[00:00:46] It's New Math

[00:00:49] It's New Math

[00:00:52] And what's a bag of chips divided by five

[00:00:55] Well that's a Nike worker's meal

[00:00:58] And Santa Claus multiplied by 'i'

[00:01:00] Well I guess that makes him real

[00:01:03] And the square root of the NBA

[00:01:05] Is Africa in a box

[00:01:08] How do you trace a scatter plot

[00:01:10] You give the pencil to Michael J Fox

[00:01:17] (Whatever )

[00:01:19] Take the approximate moral proportion

[00:01:22] Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion

[00:01:24] Live like your data and when you're all set

[00:01:27] Put it all together and whatever you get

[00:01:31] It's New It's New It's New It's New It's New Math

[00:01:36] And if you took a factor tree

[00:01:39] Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me

[00:01:41] You'd have a tree full of Asian porn

[00:01:46] C-A-L C-U lator mathematical minds

[00:01:50] Cause industrial smog

[00:01:51] And what's the opposite of ln(x)

[00:01:54] Duraflame the unnatural log

[00:01:58] Support the farmers with a pro-tractor

[00:02:01] Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common fact-or

[00:02:04] Live like your data and when you're all set

[00:02:06] Put it all together and whatever you get

[00:02:10] It's New It's New It's New

[00:02:12] Alright word problems ready

[00:02:15] If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop

[00:02:18] With a twenty-dollar bill and he's ready to buy

[00:02:20] In order to predict his volume change

[00:02:23] You'll need to know the value of pie

[00:02:25] And there's a metal train that's a mile long

[00:02:28] And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her

[00:02:31] How long 'til it reaches

[00:02:32] And kills the driver provided

[00:02:33] That he is a good conductor

[00:02:34] (An electrical and train condutor )

[00:02:37] And if ten percent of men are gay twenty

[00:02:39] Percent of men are Chinese

[00:02:41] What are the odds of a man chosen

[00:02:43] At random spends

[00:02:44] His free-time and meal-time while on his knees

[00:02:45] And if Kim is half as old as Bobby

[00:02:49] Who is two years older than twelve-year old Tory

[00:02:51] For how many more thirty-day months

[00:02:53] Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

[00:02:59] 'Cause Math can be sexy

[00:03:01] 'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion

[00:03:03] If it can't be split then it's time to stop

[00:03:06] And having sex is like you're doing fractions

[00:03:09] It's improper for the larger one to be on top yeah

[00:03:11] And having sex is like math homework

[00:03:14] I do it best when I'm alone in my bed

[00:03:16] And squaring numbers are just like women

[00:03:18] If they're under thirteen just do them in your head

[00:03:23] And New Math