《Used 2B A Sperm(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Used 2B A Sperm - Digital Underground

[00:00:10] I used to be a sperm

[00:00:12] Was it fun

[00:00:13] No it was hurry up run

[00:00:14] I used to be a sperm

[00:00:16] Was it fun

[00:00:17] No it was hurry up run

[00:00:19] I used to be a sperm

[00:00:21] Was it fun

[00:00:22] No it was hurry up run

[00:00:24] I used to be a sperm

[00:00:26] Was it fun

[00:00:27] No it was hurry up run

[00:00:29] Many years ago I was a sperm in a ball

[00:00:31] In a really great nation a hundred million strong

[00:00:34] And everybody's waiting for the big day

[00:00:36] When they open up the main gate and let us go play

[00:00:39] It only happens once in a lifetime

[00:00:41] A chance to go to heaven

[00:00:42] And in ball land heaven means the egg

[00:00:44] Then out of a hundred million of us

[00:00:45] Only one gets to dip in

[00:00:47] Can you imagine the competition

[00:00:49] An all-out bloody war to the finish line

[00:00:51] My man al he was swimming in a squiggly line

[00:00:54] I said hey cap why you zig-zagging like that

[00:00:56] He said I was raised baptist and this is what we practice

[00:00:58] I'm trying to go to heaven

[00:00:59] Look at page seventy-seven

[00:01:01] It says a zig-zag line is divine

[00:01:03] I'm like a'ight chill whatever it's clever

[00:01:05] Me I got a different plan

[00:01:06] I'm swimming in a straight line fast as I can

[00:01:08] Peace

[00:01:08] After that I seen my girl reese fine as f**k

[00:01:11] But she was swimming in a circle like she's stuck

[00:01:13] I'm like reese what up with it why you not running

[00:01:15] She said I'm a christian and running is a sin

[00:01:18] I said what about the egg baby what about survival

[00:01:20] She said you better slow it down greg have you read the bible

[00:01:23] Yeah and the koran and the color purple

[00:01:25] But I strongly suggest you swim straight not in a circle

[00:01:27] She said I'm a heathen and I'm having too much fun

[00:01:30] But I left her standing there cause I gotta keep running

[00:01:33] I used to be a sperm

[00:01:35] Was it fun

[00:01:36] No it was hurry up run

[00:01:37] I used to be a sperm

[00:01:40] Was it fun

[00:01:40] No it was hurry up run

[00:01:42] Then I run into this brother named ben

[00:01:45] Said suicide and holy war is how you get in

[00:01:47] Reminded me of al a little bit except without the perm

[00:01:50] I got away from ben he was killing other sperms

[00:01:52] Germs I noticed on my left but I kept racing

[00:01:55] They had a flag said gonorrhea nation

[00:01:57] Expressions on they face was ugly plus they smelled bad

[00:02:00] I was glad when I seen my man brad

[00:02:02] I'm like brad what up with it why you not running

[00:02:04] I just become a mormon won't be doing any running anymore

[00:02:07] Oh no another bro bites the dust

[00:02:09] He said have you met jesus yet

[00:02:11] I said I gotta go I'm in a rush

[00:02:12] You won't find the egg like that

[00:02:14] Originally it was a curse if you're black

[00:02:15] Oooh

[00:02:17] I should have slapped that cap or dropped that cap

[00:02:19] But I ain't got time to stop like that

[00:02:20] How could he be so lost like that

[00:02:22] Back to the race

[00:02:23] I get to the main gate first but I pause

[00:02:25] Cause I heard about them nations that were lost

[00:02:27] To a titty or an a** f**k

[00:02:28] Imagine it

[00:02:29] Joke was on them

[00:02:30] They were swimming around in sh*t

[00:02:32] Another hundred million of us was dead when they found them

[00:02:34] Died from the spermicide up inside a condom

[00:02:36] Cats is on my heels

[00:02:38] I gotta think fast

[00:02:39] I guess it looks safe

[00:02:39] Left the shaft of my world

[00:02:40] Went out in pink space

[00:02:42] And there it was as beautiful as all god

[00:02:44] The mighty egg

[00:02:45] Woo

[00:02:45] Glad it wasn't no blow job

[00:02:46] I used to be a sperm

[00:02:48] Was it fun

[00:02:50] No it was hurry up run

[00:02:51] I used to be a sperm

[00:02:53] Was it fun

[00:02:54] No it was hurry up run

[00:02:56] I used to be a sperm

[00:02:58] Was it fun

[00:02:59] Run run