《驱邪》歌词

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[00:00:11] 啊腿啊

[00:00:18] Co 3 8字儿去骗人

[00:00:21] 啊啊啊啊

[00:00:27] 我的词儿啊

[00:00:33] 真是一对好夫妻啊啊啊啊啊啊

[00:00:48] 大把大把的票子捏手心儿啊啊啊啊

[00:01:01] 哎呀

[00:01:01] 大仙儿仙儿啊

[00:01:02] 可把**怕啥来啥好说的

[00:01:15] 有事儿你把门叉说拜拜啊

[00:01:19] 就是这么回事儿就就这屋儿是吧

[00:01:22] 这是去年秋天

[00:01:23] 我为我儿子娶媳妇干

[00:01:25] 可是小两口儿**结婚那天下午睡到半夜就跑出去干啥去了

[00:01:31] 我儿子说脑袋迷糊儿媳妇连跑带吐打那以后谁也不敢进这屋一进这屋怎么功夫一大堆都开那也没人敢买猪也没人敢租我四处找人也没查出啥原因

[00:01:44] 你俩要是能给治好啊

[00:01:46] 花多少钱

[00:01:47] 我都不在乎这点事儿啊

[00:01:51] 大神一跳大仙儿驾到小鬼跑是啥病都好是不拿了嗨

[00:01:57] 钱呗

[00:01:59] 跳一回事儿

[00:02:00] 整利索一个事儿是一把50 简直

[00:02:03] 哎不说以前挑一回事儿

[00:02:06] 我觉得都30 了

[00:02:07] 那咋又涨价了呢

[00:02:09] 你咋这些话呢

[00:02:10] 你跳不跳啊

[00:02:14] 取钱aa

[00:02:15] 嗯

[00:02:17] 哎

[00:02:17] 我说老头子这屋是不是真有说的我那个啥样儿

[00:02:21] 能有啥说的呀

[00:02:22] 你说新结婚小两口三更半夜他们用啥呀

[00:02:25] 徐姐还有点紧张

[00:02:27] 你说你是紧张

[00:02:29] 哎

[00:02:30] 嗯你昨晚叫我那两句词儿

[00:02:32] 我也没记住啊

[00:02:34] 你说你这败家老张你就记住这条我一跺脚

[00:02:39] 你就跳一拍手你就报庙忘词儿别停

[00:02:42] 哼哼跳连钱带物时髦劲儿要往里儿少

[00:02:45] 别害臊

[00:02:46] 咱俩一唱一合

[00:02:47] 保证羊体闲敲咋的呢嘛

[00:02:51] 哎

[00:02:52] 我先要点吃的啊

[00:02:53] 最好是你给我要点要那个中国五家来

[00:02:56] 我还喝那玩意儿

[00:03:00] 啊啊啊

[00:03:02] 嗯

[00:03:06] 准备请人啦

[00:03:29] 啊

[00:03:35] 啊

[00:03:49] 大仙儿扶梯先把地掰

[00:03:55] 哎哎啊

[00:04:06] 别怕啊

[00:04:14] 你们都快要死了十年绿码上牌有78 个太阳啊

[00:04:32] 没有啊

[00:04:45] 炒啥来着

[00:04:46] 我说大仙怎么先造上了呢

[00:04:49] 现在呢

[00:04:49] 办点儿啥事儿不得先吃点喝点呢

[00:04:52] 大仙儿会喝酒啊

[00:04:53] 这大仙两三个月不来一趟

[00:04:55] 还不得待个钱呐

[00:04:56] 啊啊

[00:05:02] 请问这位大仙儿

[00:05:04] 你是哪栋哪付的啊

[00:05:07] 到这儿还是凶干

[00:05:08] 姑姑还是特意来我才是呗

[00:05:15] 啊啊啊

[00:05:30] 来到家中啊

[00:05:36] 屋里不得

[00:05:47] 回家吧

[00:05:49] 啊啊啊唉唉啊

[00:06:08] 你别太啊

[00:06:14] 你给他脾气犟死过人情的眼膜和小鬼儿自己不能脱手

[00:06:21] 因此回家来闹鬼

[00:06:23] 迷糊又头疼

[00:06:24] 更想你加免灾祸三件大事情你要出一谈件事儿

[00:06:33] 哎哎

[00:06:38] 大仙儿

[00:06:39] 你休息好了

[00:06:40] 快救救我吧

[00:06:41] 大仙儿啊

[00:06:46] 有事儿先哪三件事儿要想知道三件事儿再拿出来10 0人民币

[00:06:53] 哎

[00:06:53] 那咋还要钱呢

[00:06:54] 咋现在你逛公园儿进了门儿还给回钱

[00:06:57] 这跳绳啊这呢老乡你这么有钱哪穷啊

[00:07:04] 哎

[00:07:04] 我是老头子啊

[00:07:07] 喝酒

[00:07:08] 喝酒喝点水

[00:07:16] 那是干嘛呢

[00:07:16] 哈上点水

[00:07:17] 省得捏不了啊

[00:07:25] 哎哎哎

[00:07:33] 不是刚才什么词儿和那个浙大先挑理了

[00:07:37] 我拿汤没拿

[00:07:38] 更词儿

[00:07:39] 你看我拿词儿了

[00:07:44] 说完吧

[00:07:45] 你俩就这样了

[00:07:46] 我估计狼着一只大竹筐放着一对儿啊哎哎哎哎

[00:08:01] 这天儿好像我在电视里听过似的

[00:08:04] 都80 年代了大仙儿不得撵形式吗

[00:08:08] 哦哦

[00:08:09] 哎

[00:08:09] 我说刚才他说要什么大竹筐啊

[00:08:12] 俺家也没有啊

[00:08:14] 没租房啊

[00:08:17] 老鱼头说

[00:08:18] 梅毒筐拿个防雨绸旅行袋行不中啊

[00:08:22] 说妥了中啊啊啊

[00:08:24] 我说让他干啥呀

[00:08:26] 装东西呗啊

[00:08:29] 手机啊手机啊

[00:08:40] 二职高鸡毛跳两套西装啊

[00:08:48] 穿西服这句话啊

[00:08:53] 给他点劳务费啊

[00:08:56] 唉唉啊啊

[00:09:02] 50 0块钱啊

[00:09:17] 老头子啊

[00:09:19] 咱们照这么绕行吗

[00:09:21] 你不这么绕啥时候能成万元户啊哎啊

[00:09:25] 我迷糊的不行就慢慢儿坚持一会儿一会儿不说二线了

[00:09:29] 但是你们俩怎么要那么多钱呢

[00:09:33] 你可得把事儿整明白这不是俺俩要的那谁要的这是你爹要的我我爹搁那儿干啥呀

[00:09:40] 你爹搁那边遇难了这些东西给杨燕小伙儿送礼都不一定够呢啊

[00:09:45] 哎

[00:09:46] 我说那咱这钱到那边呢

[00:09:47] 能花吗

[00:09:49] 这你得交给我我给你换外汇去啊

[00:09:52] 人家能给你添麻烦

[00:09:53] 那都没啥呀

[00:09:54] 添麻烦

[00:09:55] 哎

[00:09:56] 我说二先啊啊

[00:09:57] 那要那些东西呢

[00:09:58] 我都往哪邮啊

[00:10:00] 你说你这两头邮不邮丢了吗

[00:10:02] 让大仙儿给你带去呗

[00:10:03] 多好呀

[00:10:04] 大仙儿

[00:10:04] 哎呀

[00:10:05] 给大家添麻烦了哈啊

[00:10:18] 你看着还**越跳越有进步了

[00:10:21] 那小腰条儿

[00:10:22] 像水缸似的

[00:10:24] 这还有不挣钱的还**还**玩啥来着

[00:10:43] 二先啊

[00:10:44] 他不是看那边生活好他就不回来了

[00:10:50] 怎么冒沫了吗

[00:10:51] 还**还**嗨

[00:10:59] 事后我才知道那是我们家盖房子挖地基的时候把人家通往城里的煤气管道给碰裂

[00:11:06] 这二位是煤气中毒

[00:11:08] 早知你们家有煤气何必出来整这事儿钱没骗到手儿还八个胖媳妇