《Blackwolf(feat. Blackwolf the Dragonmaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] Spoken

[00:00:00] Are there any Phantom Menace nerds in the house

[00:00:05] Some idiots keep saying Triumph

[00:00:09] Well I have some news for you

[00:00:11] There is a Phantom Menace nerd in the house

[00:00:15] The ultimate nerd

[00:00:16] Play him on fellas

[00:00:19] It's unbelievable that he's here

[00:00:22] The one and only Nerd of the Rings himself

[00:00:27] Blackwolf the Dragonmaster

[00:00:28] Triumph

[00:00:29] What's going on Blackwolf

[00:00:30] Blackwolf

[00:00:32] Ah there you are you fresh hound

[00:00:34] Let's do this

[00:00:35] Triumph

[00:00:36] He's got a song

[00:00:37] Blackwolf

[00:00:38] 5 6 7 8

[00:00:39] Enter my dark chambers if thou wouldst dare

[00:00:42] The wisdom of the multiverse I keep in my lair

[00:00:46] I shall regale you with legends of warriors and elves

[00:00:49] Triumph

[00:00:50] Then you'll go home and he'll play with himself

[00:00:56] Blackwolf

[00:00:59] 'Cause I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster

[00:01:02] Blackwolf the most almighty sage

[00:01:05] Blackwolf so many beasts have I slayed

[00:01:08] I'm four thousand years old

[00:01:09] Triumph

[00:01:09] And he's never been laid

[00:01:12] Blackwolf

[00:01:17] I can school you in the ancient craft of the mage

[00:01:20] At the Renaissance Faire 'tis all the rage

[00:01:24] Yes my sorcery's well known throughout the land

[00:01:26] Triumph

[00:01:27] Yes he can make his d**k grow with just one hand

[00:01:34] Blackwolf

[00:01:35] 'Cause I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster

[00:01:40] Blackwolf the lowest spirit of the low

[00:01:43] Blackwolf my faithful minions know

[00:01:46] Triumph

[00:01:46] Yes his parents gave up on him years ago

[00:01:50] Blackwolf

[00:01:53] I serve the high king Ard Rhi

[00:01:56] Triumph

[00:01:56] Since he got fired from the DMV

[00:01:59] Blackwolf

[00:02:00] I shall duel thee with utmost aplomb

[00:02:02] Triumph

[00:02:04] Just don't get too loud or you'll wake up his mom

[00:02:08] Blackwolf

[00:02:10] I proudly don the wizard frock

[00:02:13] Triumph

[00:02:14] He cleans up after himself with a sock

[00:02:16] Blackwolf

[00:02:17] I seized the trusty staff from the vanquished Black Knight

[00:02:21] Triumph

[00:02:21] Yes it was purchased online at a dildo site

[00:02:25] Blackwolf

[00:02:25] 'Cause I'm Blackwolf the Dragonmaster

[00:02:31] Blackwolf heir to the archmajor's throne

[00:02:34] To none save myself are my master plans known

[00:02:37] Triumph

[00:02:38] Here's a spoiler：you will die alone

[00:02:41] Blackwolf

[00:02:45] I'm a proud descendant of the noblest of clans

[00:02:48] Triumph

[00:02:48] Yes he paid for that beard by collecting cans

[00:02:51] Blackwolf

[00:02:52] Are those pig ears you're sporting Well I see my spell is working

[00:02:56] Triumph

[00:02:56] His home life's been awkward since Mom caught him jerking

[00:02:59] Blackwolf

[00:02:59] I've maged in the presence of beloved King Arthur

[00:03:03] Triumph

[00:03:04] The action figure up his a*s can't go any farther

[00:03:06] Blackwolf

[00:03:07] I dance with the satyrs as the sun shines above me

[00:03:10] Triumph

[00:03:10] Yes then he spews on a photo of David Duchovny

[00:03:13] Blackwolf

[00:03:13] I can take the finest peaches and turn them orange

[00:03:22] Triumph

[00:03:22] Pause

[00:03:23] Orange

[00:03:25] Blackwolf

[00:03:26] Checkmate

[00:03:26] Triumph

[00:03:27] Ooh

[00:03:28] You masturbate and can't get a date you'll never copulate except for dolls you inflate and then penetrate yes I'd estimate you'll be celibate till Ally MacBeal gains weight and there's a Palestinian state yes you're a candidate for me to defecate on I got one more a clitoris you can't locate but who can Ah 1 2 3

[00:04:05] Both

[00:04:06] 'Cause he's Blackwolf the Dragonmaster

[00:04:10] Blackwolf that's exactly who I am

[00:04:14] Blackwolf the noble man

[00:04:17] He slays the beast

[00:04:19] Then I slam my ham

[00:04:30] Blackwolf