《Chain Store Daisy》歌词

[00:00:00] Chain Store Daisy - Rose Marie Jun/Jack Carroll/Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

[00:00:05] When I was young

[00:00:05] I studied hard and thirsted after knowledge

[00:00:08] And often burned the midnight oil

[00:00:10] So I could get to college

[00:00:12] They told me my fine education

[00:00:16] Would help improve my situation

[00:00:20] So then I crammed and crammed

[00:00:22] 'Til I was almost in a coma

[00:00:23] And CC's and exams 'til I got me a diploma

[00:00:27] Aha they said now comes admission

[00:00:31] Into a very high position

[00:00:35] So out I went and looked around

[00:00:37] And Macy's was the place I found

[00:00:40] I filled my blanks and application

[00:00:42] And went for my examination

[00:00:45] They took my weight and took my height

[00:00:47] And tapped my chest and tested my sight

[00:00:49] Examined my head took prints of my toes

[00:00:52] Looked at my teeth and up my nose

[00:00:56] Examined my throat and measured my hips

[00:00:58] And even took prints of my fingertips

[00:01:00] Made me say Ah and told me to grunt

[00:01:03] Examined my back examined my front

[00:01:07] Then they tested my IQ

[00:01:10] And asked what I'd like to do

[00:01:13] And when that exam was through

[00:01:17] What there was to know Macy's knew

[00:01:22] So I got the job

[00:01:24] Life is a bitter cup of tea

[00:01:29] Now I'm just Salesgirl 73

[00:01:33] I used to be on the daisy chain

[00:01:38] Now I'm a chain store daisy

[00:01:42] Once they give me the honor seat

[00:01:47] Now I stand up with pains in my feet

[00:01:51] I used to be on the daisy chain

[00:01:55] Now shoppers drive me crazy

[00:01:59] I sell smart but thrifty

[00:02:02] Corsets at $350

[00:02:04] Better grades $469

[00:02:07] I sell bras and gerters

[00:02:10] For mauds and murd'rers

[00:02:12] To holding their plump behind this counter

[00:02:17] Once I wrote poems put folk in tears

[00:02:21] Now I write checks for lady's brassieres

[00:02:25] I used to be on the daisy chain

[00:02:30] Now I'm a chain store daisy

[00:02:35] Oh yes madame

[00:02:37] Oh no madame

[00:02:39] I guess madame

[00:02:40] That's so madame

[00:02:43] Of course madame

[00:02:44] That's the very best

[00:02:51] For you madame

[00:02:53] We do madame

[00:02:55] That's true madame

[00:02:57] In blue madame

[00:02:59] Oh that one is $1974

[00:03:03] It ought to be expensive

[00:03:05] It's the largest in the store

[00:03:07] Once I had a yearning for all higher learning

[00:03:12] And studied to make the grade

[00:03:20] Well look at the kind of grade I made

[00:03:24] I'm selling things to fit the figger

[00:03:29] Make the big things small and the small things bigger

[00:03:32] I used to be on the daisy chain

[00:03:37] Now I'm a chain store daisy