《Nobody Makes a Pass at Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Nobody Makes a Pass at Me - Rose Marie Jun Jack Carroll Barbra Streisand

[00:00:07] I want men that I can please

[00:00:10] That I can squeeze that I can tease

[00:00:14] Two or three or four or more

[00:00:17] What are those fools waiting for

[00:00:22] I want love and I want kissing

[00:00:25] I want more of what I'm missing

[00:00:29] Nobody comes knocking at my front door

[00:00:32] What do they think my knocker's for

[00:00:35] If they don't come soon there won't be any more

[00:00:43] What can the matter be

[00:00:48] I wash my clothes with Lux

[00:00:50] My etiquette's the best

[00:00:53] I spend my hard earned bucks

[00:00:55] On just what the ads suggest

[00:00:58] Oh Dear what can the matter be

[00:01:03] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:08] I'm full of Kellogg's bran eat grapenuts on the sly

[00:01:14] The date is on the can of the coffee that I buy

[00:01:19] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:01:24] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:01:29] Oh Beatrice Fair fax give me the bare facts

[00:01:34] How do you make them fall

[00:01:39] If you don't save me the things the Lord gave me

[00:01:44] Never will be any use to me at all

[00:01:49] I sprinkle on a dash of Fragrance de Amour

[00:01:54] The ads say Makes Men Rash

[00:01:56] But I guess their smell is pour

[00:01:59] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:04] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:02:08] I use Ovaltine and Listerine Barbasol and Musterole

[00:02:13] Life Buoy soap and Flit

[00:02:15] So why ain't I got it

[00:02:17] I use Coca Cola and Marmola Crisco Lesco and Mazola

[00:02:22] Exlax and Vapex So why ain't I got sex

[00:02:26] I use Albolene and Maybellene Alka Seltzer Bromo Seltzer

[00:02:31] Odorono and Sensation

[00:02:34] So why ain't I got fascination

[00:02:40] My Girdles come from best

[00:02:43] Times ads say they're chick

[00:02:45] And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week

[00:02:50] Oh oh dear what can the matter be

[00:02:56] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:01] I use Pond's on my skin with ryecrisp I have thinned

[00:03:05] I get my culture in I began Gone with The Wind

[00:03:11] Oh dear what can the matter be

[00:03:16] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:03:21] Oh Dor'thy Dix please show me some tricks

[00:03:25] Please I want some men to hold

[00:03:31] I want attention and things I can't mention

[00:03:36] And I want them all before I get too old

[00:03:41] I use Mum every day and Angelus Liplure

[00:03:47] But still men stay away just like Ivery soap

[00:03:51] Of 99 and 44 one hundred percent P O

[00:03:55] What can the matter be

[00:03:58] Nobody makes a pass at me

[00:04:05] I don't know oh dear