《Big Shot》歌词

[00:00:00] Big Shot - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:00:13] I am the Big Shot

[00:00:19] You heard me right the first time name of bachelor Johnny Cool

[00:00:22] Occupation: big shot Occupation at the moment: just having fun

[00:00:28] What a party that was the drinks were loaded and so were the dolls

[00:00:31] I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan then I saw Hotsy

[00:00:37] What a dame a big bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region

[00:00:44] She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima I had to stand back for fear of being burned

[00:00:50] "Whisky-wow-wow" I breathed; she was dressed as Biffo the Bear

[00:00:55] In that kind of outfit she could get rolled at night

[00:01:00] And I don't mean on a crap table

[00:01:07] "It's kind of revealing isn't it "

[00:01:08] "Revealing It's positively risqué I like it "

[00:01:11] She said "You're the man of a thousand G's right "

[00:01:14] "A thousand what " I quipped

[00:01:15] "Why G-man girls guns guts You're my type"

[00:01:19] "Wrong baby " I slapped her hard "I'm an L-man Strictly liquor love and laughs"

[00:01:24] She stared over my shoulder "Play it cool Johnny "

[00:01:27] "Play it what " I flipped "

[00:01:29] Listen I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York

[00:01:32] Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns Like this "

[00:01:40] She said "Johnny this is a deadly game have a few laughs and go home "

[00:01:45] I shuddered Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas; I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach

[00:01:50] I said "Wrong baby you can't fool me "

[00:01:53] She spat playfully "I'm ahead of you Johnny "

[00:01:56] I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said

[00:02:02] "Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful "

[00:02:48] "You you are you're eccentric I like that "

[00:02:51] "Electric Cherie bug off my rocket tu comprends " We spoke French fluently

[00:02:56] Our lips met again and again "Yeah yeah yeah " I slobbered

[00:02:59] Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat kid "

[00:03:03] I went home late Very late

[00:03:06] What could I say to my wife "Darling I've been beaten up again"

[00:03:09] Let's face it she's credulous as hell

[00:03:12] A punk stopped me on the street He said "You got a light mac "

[00:03:16] I said "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat "