《Mr. Mistoffelees》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr Mistoffelees - The Theatreland Chorus

[00:00:00] Written by：Lloyd Webber/Eliot

[00:00:00] The greatest magicians have something to learn

[00:00:02] From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

[00:00:06] And we all say

[00:00:08] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:00:12] A cat so clever as magical

[00:00:14] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:19] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:00:23] A cat so clever as magical

[00:00:25] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:29] He is quiet and small he is black

[00:00:32] From the ears to the tip of his tail

[00:00:34] He can creep through the tiniest crack

[00:00:37] He can walk on the narrowest rail

[00:00:40] He can pick any card from a pack

[00:00:42] He is equally cunning with dice

[00:00:45] He is always deceiving you into believing

[00:00:48] That he's only hunting for mice

[00:00:51] He can play any trick with a cork

[00:00:53] Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

[00:00:56] If you look for a knife or a fork

[00:00:59] And you think it was merely misplaced

[00:01:01] You have seen it one moment

[00:01:03] And then it is gone

[00:01:04] But you find it next week

[00:01:05] Lying out on the lawn

[00:01:08] And we all say

[00:01:10] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:01:14] A cat so clever as magical

[00:01:16] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:21] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:01:24] A cat so clever as magical

[00:01:27] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:31] His manner is vague and aloof

[00:01:34] You would think there was nobody shyer

[00:01:36] But his voice has been heard on the roof

[00:01:39] When he was curled up by the fire

[00:01:42] And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

[00:01:45] When he was about on the roof

[00:01:47] At least we all heard that somebody purred

[00:01:50] Which is uncontestable proof

[00:01:53] Of his singular magical powers

[00:01:55] And I've known the family to call

[00:01:58] Him in from the garden for hours

[00:02:01] When he was asleep in the hall

[00:02:03] And not long ago

[00:02:05] This phenomenal cat

[00:02:06] Produced seven kittens

[00:02:07] Right out of a hat

[00:02:10] And we'll all say

[00:02:12] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:16] A cat so clever as magical

[00:02:18] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:22] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:27] A cat so clever as magical

[00:02:29] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:33] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:37] A cat so clever as magical

[00:02:40] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:44] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:48] A cat so clever as magical

[00:02:51] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:55] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:02:59] A cat so clever as magical

[00:03:01] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:05] Oh well I never was there ever

[00:03:10] A cat so clever as magical

[00:03:12] Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:16] Ladies and gentlemen

[00:03:17] I give you the magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:20] Presto