《白眉大侠0203》歌词

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[00:00:00] 飞云道长郭长达

[00:00:04] 用手点指入朝东

[00:00:06] 新说该

[00:00:09] 活该

[00:00:11] 你胡子白长啦

[00:00:13] 绿林这碗饭你白吃了

[00:00:16] 你叫臭豆腐把你调理了

[00:00:18] 你六十来岁

[00:00:20] 经验丰富

[00:00:21] 闯荡江湖45 年

[00:00:23] 你干什么来着

[00:00:26] 你说你这跟头栽得报不报吧

[00:00:30] 呃

[00:00:32] 国常拿气的光哼哼

[00:00:34] 连词儿都没了

[00:00:36] 正这时候

[00:00:37] 陆朝东的兄弟陆朝西一挑帘儿窜上前台

[00:00:46] 当场见冯渊报通名姓

[00:00:49] 冯渊一了额呀

[00:00:53] 我说你这名字可不好啊

[00:00:56] 西方大陆

[00:00:57] 你要潮汐

[00:00:59] 可能你就要归位了

[00:01:02] 你要放屁接掌

[00:01:05] 陆朝西伦掌就砸

[00:01:08] 正在这么个时候

[00:01:11] 就听身后肉片

[00:01:15] 又给扔上一个来

[00:01:18] 这声音比冯元呢声大得多呀

[00:01:21] 把冯元吓得一蹦五家什么人

[00:01:25] 跳起来回头一看

[00:01:27] 把冯元可乐坏了

[00:01:29] 扔下来的非是旁人

[00:01:31] 正是细脖大头鬼房书安

[00:01:36] 冯元新说

[00:01:38] 你跟我走一样的路

[00:01:39] 谁把你给扔上来的

[00:01:43] 冯元过去把房书安给皱起来了

[00:01:47] 大脑袋哼哼起来就没完了

[00:01:50] 嘿呦

[00:01:52] 嘿嘿

[00:01:53] 哎哟哎哟

[00:01:55] 哎哟我的妈呀

[00:01:56] 摔死我了

[00:01:57] 摔死我了

[00:02:00] 黄舒安晃晃大脑袋

[00:02:02] 摇摇脖子

[00:02:03] 活动活动四肢

[00:02:05] 把汗擦了擦

[00:02:07] 好半天才恢复正常

[00:02:13] 一个说方山怎么查嘞

[00:02:16] 他来干什么

[00:02:18] 还是内句话

[00:02:19] 咱光说冯渊了

[00:02:21] 没说台底下

[00:02:23] 原来房书安跟着山西雁徐良玉面小达摩白云瑞

[00:02:29] 日月飞行

[00:02:30] 小太保钟林

[00:02:32] 玉霞太保

[00:02:33] 刘士杰

[00:02:34] 下面郎君

[00:02:35] 沈明杰他们在一起

[00:02:38] 人家中林打了胜仗了

[00:02:40] 嗨

[00:02:40] 冯渊上了台

[00:02:42] 也打胜仗了

[00:02:46] 山西雁徐良不住地微笑啊

[00:02:50] 听说罢了

[00:02:52] 这冯渊那也长能耐了

[00:02:55] 你看见没看见比想当年南阳府团城子白沙滩擂台

[00:03:02] 那会儿强得多得多

[00:03:05] 那冯元毛多嫩

[00:03:07] 你看现在多老练

[00:03:09] 虽然武艺没什么进展

[00:03:11] 但是心里头可有主心骨儿了

[00:03:16] 他这一夸冯渊不要紧

[00:03:18] 房书安这心就一动

[00:03:21] 其实我明白臭豆腐的意思

[00:03:24] 臭豆腐

[00:03:26] 想在人前显圣给他老师北侠增光露脸

[00:03:30] 你还别说

[00:03:31] 这臭豆腐还真有两下子

[00:03:34] 这叫八王擂

[00:03:35] 就凭他这模样敢登台

[00:03:39] 这玩意儿我干老儿在这儿呢

[00:03:41] 我也得给我干老儿打一提气

[00:03:45] 怎么说我也不能落到臭豆腐后边儿

[00:03:49] 臭豆腐能耍的心眼

[00:03:51] 我比他的花火更多呀

[00:03:55] 不行

[00:03:56] 我也得上台比划比划

[00:03:59] 所以

[00:03:59] 房书安向徐良和白芸瑞提出要登台

[00:04:05] 徐良一瞪眼

[00:04:06] 王八绿球球的在旁边待着

[00:04:10] 就凭你这两下子

[00:04:11] 有什么能耐登台

[00:04:13] 哎呀爹呀

[00:04:15] 你可别小看孩儿啊

[00:04:18] 没有三把神沙

[00:04:19] 不敢倒反西岐呀

[00:04:21] 没有金刚钻儿

[00:04:23] 岂能揽瓷器

[00:04:26] 你好好想想你儿子要没能耐

[00:04:30] 三番五次出入莲花观

[00:04:33] 如履平地

[00:04:36] 这就得说能

[00:04:38] 爹

[00:04:39] 你放心

[00:04:40] 孩儿一定给你增光露脸

[00:04:46] 不过

[00:04:46] 爹我求您点儿事儿

[00:04:49] 三丈多高的台

[00:04:51] 我是上不去呀

[00:04:54] 求爹

[00:04:55] 您那像扔包似的包撇上头去得了

[00:04:59] 徐良一听

[00:05:00] 这多好啊

[00:05:02] 稍微一犹豫

[00:05:04] 白芸瑞了说

[00:05:06] 啊

[00:05:06] 我把你撇出去

[00:05:08] 哎呀

[00:05:08] 多谢老叔

[00:05:09] 你看我多幸福

[00:05:12] 既有爹

[00:05:13] 还有叔叔

[00:05:14] 老百姓听完都不敢乐呀

[00:05:17] 心说这位可真有意思

[00:05:19] 芸瑞领着方数按挤在人宠的最前边儿

[00:05:24] 让方舒安把袋子嘞好了

[00:05:26] 白润一抓着这个袋子

[00:05:29] 那只手一托他的三岔骨

[00:05:33] 准备好了

[00:05:35] 我可使劲儿了

[00:05:36] 哎呀

[00:05:40] 白玉的劲儿够多大

[00:05:42] 这一下把房书安扔起四丈多高了

[00:05:45] 啪

[00:05:46] 摔台上了

[00:05:48] 好悬没把老方摔背过气去

[00:05:52] 这就是以往的经过

[00:05:54] 等房书安缓过气来

[00:05:57] 拍了拍圣手秀士冯渊

[00:06:00] 嗯

[00:06:00] 我是臭豆腐

[00:06:02] 见好就收

[00:06:04] 贪多可嚼不烂啊

[00:06:08] 你那两下子

[00:06:09] 我这两下子

[00:06:10] 谁也甭瞒谁

[00:06:12] 行吧

[00:06:14] 冯渊一看

[00:06:15] 行了

[00:06:16] 我已经达到目的了

[00:06:18] 我给我老师算露了脸了

[00:06:21] 在八王擂

[00:06:22] 我能赢一阵

[00:06:24] 这太阳都在西边儿出来的

[00:06:26] 这是捡的

[00:06:29] 冯渊想到这儿

[00:06:30] 点点头

[00:06:31] 乌鸦

[00:06:33] 我说房书安呐

[00:06:35] 你可不准打败仗

[00:06:37] 给我开封府的丢人

[00:06:39] 我老人家可要走了

[00:06:43] 甭渊说到这儿

[00:06:45] 往台下看看都有点儿眼晕主儿

[00:06:48] 太高啊

[00:06:50] 最后双手一抱脑袋

[00:06:55] 这才跳下去

[00:06:57] 在地下摔了个元宝壳的跟头

[00:07:00] 咕噜咕这才停身站起

[00:07:04] 摔你得会摔

[00:07:06] 不是元宝壳儿

[00:07:09] 是大厂们那么衰

[00:07:11] 非把你摔死不可

[00:07:15] 飞曰挤进人群

[00:07:18] 见着北侠欧阳春疯僧醉菩提

[00:07:21] 凌空交差不提

[00:07:24] 单说大头围防川

[00:07:28] 颤抖着脑袋来

[00:07:31] 在路朝西进贤

[00:07:33] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:07:38] 没说话先得喇鼻儿

[00:07:41] 把这气闷住

[00:07:42] 才能说出话来

[00:07:46] 陆朝西一看房书案

[00:07:49] 无名大火高起3000丈

[00:07:53] 连咬牙再跺脚

[00:07:56] 你你你

[00:07:59] 你不是绿林的叛徒

[00:08:02] 房书安

[00:08:04] H 错

[00:08:07] 正是李家坊的老爷

[00:08:11] 我说陆朝西呀

[00:08:13] 说话可不能这么说啊

[00:08:16] 什么叫亩林地

[00:08:18] 叛徒

[00:08:19] 绿林的败类

[00:08:21] 你这么大年纪了

[00:08:24] 你说话可得有点儿分寸

[00:08:27] 我跟你不一样啊

[00:08:30] 这些事儿咱无需谈

[00:08:32] 不过

[00:08:33] 有一件事儿我不能忘

[00:08:37] 您可是我熟丈人熟丈人请上受我一拜

[00:08:44] 你看你骂我我跟你见底

[00:08:49] 陆朝西把脸往下一沉

[00:08:51] 等着

[00:08:53] 帆船谁是你叔丈人你呀

[00:08:57] 看

[00:08:57] 这还假的了吗

[00:08:59] 我问你一句话

[00:09:02] 紫面阎罗陆凯是你什么人

[00:09:07] 是我啊

[00:09:10] 九尾妖狐陆素贞

[00:09:13] 是你什么人

[00:09:15] 是我侄女哎

[00:09:17] 这不就得了吗

[00:09:20] 这事儿啊

[00:09:21] 你算说对了

[00:09:23] 我跟九尾妖狐陆素贞还有一腿

[00:09:30] 虽然名义上不是夫妻

[00:09:32] 实质上我们俩同居多年呢

[00:09:37] 你说有哪路素珍呢

[00:09:40] 论您不是我熟仗了

[00:09:42] 您是谁呢

[00:09:43] 哎呀

[00:09:48] 把陆朝西骚的

[00:09:50] 当时这脸跟大红布一样

[00:09:53] 其实

[00:09:53] 方书安也是顺嘴胡说

[00:09:56] 绿松针能看得上她吗

[00:09:59] 他今天是有益的

[00:10:01] 当着普天下老百姓修造

[00:10:04] 怒视弟兄

[00:10:06] 根本没那么回事儿

[00:10:08] 但是入朝西不知道真假

[00:10:11] 本来自己那个侄女就不学好啊

[00:10:15] 是个倒采花的女淫贼

[00:10:18] 顶风臭着800里

[00:10:21] 为这件事情跟家里人闹得三番五次不和

[00:10:26] 现在露宿真是活不见人死不见尸

[00:10:31] 陆朝西想骂

[00:10:33] 一睁眼

[00:10:34] 黑方帅

[00:10:37] 你说这些都没有用

[00:10:40] 你讲话

[00:10:41] 这是八王擂

[00:10:44] 这是比武的地方

[00:10:47] 既然你登台

[00:10:49] 咱们俩就得伸伸手

[00:10:52] 你拿命来

[00:10:54] 等等等等

[00:10:57] 你掌握什么经验

[00:11:00] 陆朝西呀

[00:11:03] 你呀

[00:11:04] 最好回去

[00:11:06] 你把呢能打地给换来

[00:11:09] 你这两下子白给

[00:11:12] 头几天

[00:11:13] 我就定好了

[00:11:15] 要在八王擂上我大战飞云道长郭长达

[00:11:21] 你去把郭长达给我滴了出来

[00:11:24] 只有他才能给我结解手儿

[00:11:27] 剩下的什么三尺地灵魔入昆呢

[00:11:31] 您用什么血手飞镰、江洪烈飞

[00:11:34] 剑仙朱亮的

[00:11:35] 等等等等

[00:11:37] 碌碌之辈

[00:11:38] 想给我接接手儿

[00:11:40] 我都嫌丢人

[00:11:42] 何况是你呀a

[00:11:45] 你赶紧给我请

[00:11:47] 不然的话我可告诉你啊

[00:11:50] 吃亏可就在眼前

[00:11:52] 方凡少耍贫嘴接掌

[00:11:57] 两个人话不投机

[00:11:59] 是当场动手

[00:12:04] 一开始

[00:12:05] 就比开了兵器

[00:12:09] 房书安

[00:12:10] 拿着一尺二寸长的小片刀

[00:12:16] 陆朝西

[00:12:18] 手中擎着一对

[00:12:21] 四棱娲面熟铜锏

[00:12:27] 从兵刃上讲

[00:12:29] 入朝西占着上风

[00:12:33] 要碰到刀上

[00:12:35] 房书安J 小刀是非撒手不可

[00:12:41] 因此

[00:12:41] 大头鬼夹着万分小心

[00:12:46] 不敢碰人家的兵刃

[00:12:50] 带着房书安呐

[00:12:52] 有个损主意

[00:12:55] 一边儿打仗打

[00:12:57] 一边儿吵吵

[00:13:00] 这样呢

[00:13:02] 可以把对方这个心给糊弄乱了

[00:13:07] 你这一乱

[00:13:09] 我就可以利用这个空隙出奇制胜

[00:13:15] 当然了

[00:13:17] 法传这么做可有点儿无赖

[00:13:19] 也不光彩

[00:13:22] 一边打着他一边吵吵

[00:13:25] 嗯

[00:13:28] 我入朝西呀

[00:13:31] 你这名儿可不好啊

[00:13:33] 西方大陆

[00:13:36] 你离死可差不多少了

[00:13:40] 另外

[00:13:41] 你不知道方爷的厉害

[00:13:44] 我这把小刀

[00:13:46] 别看尺寸不长

[00:13:50] 专打人的上三路

[00:13:52] 嗨

[00:13:53] 坑你的眼镜

[00:13:55] La 你的鼻子

[00:13:56] 掏你的舌头

[00:13:58] 扎你的嗓子

[00:14:00] 砍你的耳朵

[00:14:01] 笨你的后脑勺

[00:14:07] 哎呀

[00:14:09] 把个路朝西呀

[00:14:11] 让他吵吵的是心忙意乱

[00:14:16] 心说

[00:14:17] 有这么比五

[00:14:18] D

[00:14:20] 你喊什么呢

[00:14:22] 你爱扎哪儿都可以

[00:14:25] 你说出来干什么

[00:14:28] 咱是陆朝喜

[00:14:30] 也怕吃亏

[00:14:32] 晃熟铜锏

[00:14:35] 护住上三盘

[00:14:39] 一个没注意

[00:14:41] 防川小刀一转

[00:14:43] 个奔下头来了

[00:14:46] 他嘴里说

[00:14:47] 我扎你的嗓子眼儿

[00:14:50] 陆朝西

[00:14:52] 信以为实啊

[00:14:55] 用双锏一护脖子

[00:14:59] 房书安叨叨下头了

[00:15:02] 正好戳到陆朝西大脚趾头上

[00:15:08] 把靴子给戳个眼儿

[00:15:11] 挣扎到脚指盖儿上

[00:15:14] 哎呀

[00:15:19] 十指连心呐

[00:15:22] 最疼不过陆潮禧

[00:15:26] 撒手扔家火爆折

[00:15:29] 这只脚是就地翻滚

[00:15:33] 台上都是斑斑血迹了

[00:15:38] 小老道挑帘栊往前台一看

[00:15:41] 哎哟

[00:15:42] 不好

[00:15:43] 陆庄主受伤了

[00:15:45] 闯出七八个

[00:15:47] 把绿潮袭是抢救回去

[00:15:52] 有的

[00:15:53] 小老道

[00:15:54] 用墩布把血迹擦净

[00:15:58] 把他的双检检徽

[00:16:01] 咱不必细说

[00:16:03] 房书安打了个胜仗啊

[00:16:06] 把看热闹的老百姓和三侠五义、小五义、小七杰各位老少英雄乐得眼泪都淌出来

[00:16:19] 哎呀

[00:16:20] 人们议论纷纷

[00:16:22] 方叔安可真够坏的

[00:16:26] 最可笑的是

[00:16:27] 陆朝西那么大的年纪

[00:16:30] 让细脖大头鬼给骗了啊

[00:16:35] 看来这下扎得还不轻

[00:16:39] 单说方帅

[00:16:41] 觉着洋洋得意

[00:16:44] 摇头晃脑

[00:16:46] 嗯哉

[00:16:52] 年华观的群贼听着

[00:16:57] 我乃

[00:16:59] 湖北江夏人是

[00:17:02] 号称细脖大头鬼房松安

[00:17:08] 防老剑客有不服的没

[00:17:13] 出来

[00:17:16] 我飞剑仙

[00:17:17] 朱亮

[00:17:18] 你在后台没出来

[00:17:22] 三尺地灵魔陆昆在后台没

[00:17:26] 出来

[00:17:29] 啊

[00:17:31] 江红丽出来

[00:17:33] 出来

[00:17:36] 方老剑客要跟你们决一雌雄说着

[00:17:43] 还练了一趟小片儿刀

[00:17:47] 这人就是这样

[00:17:49] 要把脸豁出去啊

[00:17:51] 没有在乎的事儿

[00:17:53] 现在皇叔安这脸蛋子就厚啊

[00:17:57] 他不懂得什么叫害臊

[00:17:59] 要别人说这个话都得考虑考虑

[00:18:03] 他不想这些事儿

[00:18:06] 因此大言不惭

[00:18:09] 指名点姓讨敌骂阵

[00:18:12] 这老四位在后台听得清醒

[00:18:16] 无量天尊

[00:18:20] 全站起来

[00:18:22] 我出去

[00:18:22] 我出去

[00:18:23] 我出去

[00:18:25] 非得把他的大脑袋给他拧开

[00:18:29] 给他切开

[00:18:30] 晾着走走

[00:18:33] 这老四位争先恐后

[00:18:36] 都想到前台

[00:18:39] 白莲花

[00:18:41] 晏风一看

[00:18:42] 在人群之中挤出来了

[00:18:46] 思维老健康

[00:18:49] 齐禧雷霆之怒

[00:18:52] 休发虎狼之威

[00:18:56] 你们这么高的身份

[00:18:58] 怎么能跟他一般见识呢

[00:19:02] 那是个臭无赖

[00:19:06] 您要一出台就掉了自己的身份

[00:19:12] 一路酒席

[00:19:13] 对待一路宾朋

[00:19:16] 在下不才

[00:19:18] 我去对付他

[00:19:22] 我早就认识他

[00:19:24] 他一撅屁股

[00:19:25] 我知他拉几个笨蛋

[00:19:29] 他有招

[00:19:30] 在别人面前使得出去

[00:19:32] 黑在我姓燕的面前

[00:19:36] 干脆就行不通

[00:19:39] 几位老剑客

[00:19:40] 你们瞧

[00:19:41] 好不

[00:19:43] 其实这几个人也不乐意跟房书安伸手

[00:19:48] 就是看见他太狂了

[00:19:51] 气的慌

[00:19:53] 一看白莲花晏风自报奋勇

[00:19:57] 所以这四位也就点了头了

[00:20:02] 那雁峰

[00:20:04] 为什么要登台呢

[00:20:07] 他有他的打算呢

[00:20:10] 现在

[00:20:11] 莲花观群雄荟萃

[00:20:15] 连本庙的人再聘请来的就四五百号

[00:20:21] 三山五岳的英雄

[00:20:24] 各地的豪杰一个比一个强

[00:20:28] 一波呀过一波儿

[00:20:32] 现在白莲花晏风地日子也不太好过

[00:20:38] 因为这个贼也分369 等

[00:20:43] 贼跟贼也不一样

[00:20:47] 有些贼

[00:20:49] 是撬门压锁

[00:20:52] 小偷小猫儿

[00:20:54] 有的贼拦路抢劫

[00:20:58] 有的贼坐地分赃

[00:21:00] 二八下账

[00:21:02] 还有些贼属于下五门

[00:21:06] 坚硬烧杀

[00:21:09] 钻在女人身上下工夫

[00:21:12] 这种贼是最缺德

[00:21:15] 最不吃香

[00:21:17] Er 、白莲花、晏风就属于这一类

[00:21:23] 这个贼凑在一块儿

[00:21:24] 一提到艳峰

[00:21:27] 人家都用白眼珠看他

[00:21:30] 所以一般的贼都瞧不起他

[00:21:34] 就飞云道长郭长达也不例外啊

[00:21:39] 多咱见着白莲花

[00:21:40] 晏风始终是正沿裂缝

[00:21:46] 他手下的人对艳峰

[00:21:49] 也是支使过来扑了过去

[00:21:52] 这么大个艳峰成了小族了

[00:21:57] 所以说端人家饭碗也不那么容易

[00:22:02] 彦风曾经几次发誓

[00:22:05] 我不在这儿了

[00:22:07] 我走

[00:22:09] 但是他没敢走

[00:22:12] 他知道

[00:22:13] 他是老虎

[00:22:15] 掉到山涧里了

[00:22:16] 伤人太重啊

[00:22:19] 他是官府缉拿的要犯

[00:22:23] 光身上背着几十条人命案

[00:22:27] 不管走到哪里

[00:22:28] 随时都有被捕的危险

[00:22:32] 一旦落到官府手中

[00:22:35] 就得把他万剐凌迟啊

[00:22:38] 所以他没这个胆量

[00:22:41] 还得借着大树好乘凉

[00:22:45] 尽管吃这碗饭儿不那么容易

[00:22:49] 但是还是保险的

[00:22:52] 不过燕峰是这么想的

[00:22:55] 要有机会

[00:22:56] 我得露两下子

[00:22:58] 我非要大胆一试