《Making Things Up Again》歌词

[00:00:19] i just told a lie.

[00:00:23] no, i didn’t lie…

[00:00:25] i just used my imagination. and it worked!

[00:00:32] you’re making things up again, arnold.

[00:00:34] but it worked dad!

[00:00:35] you’re stretching the truth again and you know it

[00:00:38] don’t be a fibbing fran, arnold.

[00:00:41] joseph smith?

[00:00:41] because a lie is a lie.

[00:00:44] it’s not a lie!

[00:00:45] you’re making things up again, arnold!

[00:00:47] oh conscience!

[00:00:48] you’re taking the holy word and adding fiction!

[00:00:51] be careful how you proceed, arnold.

[00:00:54] when you fib, there’s a price.

[00:00:58] this is *!

[00:01:01] the story i’ve been told is that the way to cure aids is by sleeping with a virgin!

[00:01:06] i’m gonna go and rape a baby!

[00:01:09] what! oh my – no! you can’t do that! no!

[00:01:11] why not?

[00:01:12] because that is definitely against god’s will!

[00:01:15] says who!?

[00:01:16] where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby?

[00:01:21] nowhere!

[00:01:24] uhhh behold!

[00:01:26] the lord said to the mormon prophet joseph smith,

[00:01:28] ‘you shall not have sex with that infant!’

[00:01:32] lo! joseph said ‘why not, lord? why not?’

[00:01:37] and the lord said ‘if you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of mordor.’

[00:01:48] really?

[00:01:49] uh huh… ‘a baby cannot cure your illness, joseph smith.

[00:01:56] i shall give unto you… a frog’…

[00:02:00] and thus joseph laid with the frog and his aids was no more!

[00:02:05] ohhhhhh….

[00:02:06] you’re making things up again, arnold.

[00:02:09] you’re recklessly warping the words of jesus!

[00:02:12] you can’t just say what you want, arnold.

[00:02:14] c'mon. hobbits.

[00:02:15] you’re digging yourself a deep hole.

[00:02:18] i’m making things up again, kind of!

[00:02:21] but this time it’s helping a dozen people!

[00:02:25] there’s nothing so bad because this time

[00:02:28] i’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?

[00:02:32] no!

[00:02:32] elder cunningham! you have to stop him!

[00:02:35] what? what is it?

[00:02:36] gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris!

[00:02:39] hah?!

[00:02:39] this is all very interesting,

[00:02:41] but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the general wants!

[00:02:44] no, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against christ’s will!

[00:02:48] how do you know?

[00:02:49] christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris!

[00:02:53] yes! yes he did!

[00:02:56] in ancient new york, three men were about to cut off a mormon woman’s clitoris!

[00:03:01] but right before they did- jesus had boba fett turn them into frogs!

[00:03:08] frogs?

[00:03:09] you mean like the frogs that got f**ked by joseph smith!

[00:03:13] right! right! like those frogs!

[00:03:18] for a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!

[00:03:22] you’re making things up again, arnold.

[00:03:25] we’re learning the truth!

[00:03:26] you’re taking the holy word and adding fiction!

[00:03:28] the truth about god.

[00:03:29] be careful how you proceed, arnold.

[00:03:31] when you fib there’s a price.

[00:03:33] we’re going to paradise.

[00:03:35] who would have thought i had this magic touch?

[00:03:38] who’d’ve believed i could man up this much?

[00:03:41] i’m talking, they’re listening, my stories are glistening

[00:03:45] i’m gonna save them all with this stuff!

[00:03:47] oohh – la

[00:03:48] you’re making things up again, arnold!

[00:03:50] elder cunningham!

[00:03:51] you’re making things up again, arnold!

[00:03:54] holy prophet man!

[00:03:55] you’re making things up again, arnold.

[00:03:57] our savior!

[00:03:58] you’re making things up again…

[00:04:01] up again making things you are

[00:04:05] arnold…