《Lifeboat (On The Fritz Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Lifeboat (On The Fritz Album Version) - Steve Taylor

[00:00:06] Good morning

[00:00:06] Class

[00:00:08] Good morning Mrs Aryan

[00:00:10] Today we're going to play a game

[00:00:15] This game is called lifeboat

[00:00:17] All together

[00:00:19] Lifeboat

[00:00:21] Good

[00:00:22] Lifeboat is a lesson in values clarification

[00:00:25] Can you say values clarification

[00:00:27] No

[00:00:30] Values clarification is where your little minds decide

[00:00:33] Which lives are worth living and which lives are worth

[00:00:38] Not living

[00:00:39] Now here's how we play

[00:00:40] A big ship just sank

[00:00:43] There are five people on the lifeboat

[00:00:45] But the lifeboat is only made for two

[00:00:47] I'll list the five people on the chalkboard

[00:00:50] And you

[00:00:50] Class

[00:00:51] Will decide

[00:00:51] Which three will be thrown overboard

[00:00:54] Are we ready

[00:00:55] Yes

[00:00:56] Mrs Aryan

[00:00:57] Good

[00:00:59] First

[00:00:59] There's an old

[00:01:00] Old crippled grandfather

[00:01:02] Second

[00:01:03] There's a mentally handicapped person in a wheelchair

[00:01:06] What's mentally handicapped

[00:01:08] It means they can never be a productive members of society

[00:01:12] Third

[00:01:13] There's an overweight woman on welfare

[00:01:15] With a sniffling whimpering baby

[00:01:17] Is the baby on welfare

[00:01:19] Too

[00:01:22] Let's not push Mrs Aryan

[00:01:26] Else is in the boat

[00:01:27] A young

[00:01:28] White doctor with blue eyes and perfect teeth and joan collins

[00:01:33] Now

[00:01:33] Class

[00:01:34] Take five minutes to make your decision

[00:01:36] Times up

[00:01:38] Well

[00:01:38] Class

[00:01:40] Throw over grandpa 'cause he's getting pretty old

[00:01:45] Throw out the baby or we'll all be catching it's cold

[00:01:50] Throw over fatty and we'll see if she can float

[00:01:54] Throw out the retard and they won't be rockin' the boat

[00:02:02] Very good

[00:02:04] That was fun

[00:02:05] Wasn't it

[00:02:06] Yes

[00:02:06] Mrs Aryan

[00:02:09] For our next lesson

[00:02:10] We're going to do an experiment

[00:02:14] We're going to test the law of gravity

[00:02:17] Just like galileo

[00:02:18] By dropping two objects out the window

[00:02:21] One heavy and one light

[00:02:22] To test which one hits the sidewalk first

[00:02:25] Now what shall we use for the lighter object

[00:02:28] I'm thinking of something small and square

[00:02:31] An eraser

[00:02:33] Good and what shall we use for the heavy object

[00:02:36] I'm thinking of something round and bouncy

[00:02:40] Tommy

[00:02:41] I haven't given you permission to leave your seat

[00:02:44] Class

[00:02:45] Class the bell has not rung

[00:02:47] What are you

[00:02:49] Class

[00:02:50] Put me down

[00:02:52] Class

[00:02:52] Put me down this instant

[00:02:53] What what are you

[00:02:59] Throw over teacher and we'll see if she can bounce

[00:03:04] We've learned our lesson teacher says perfection's what counts

[00:03:09] She's getting old and gray and wears an ugly coat

[00:03:14] Throw over teacher and we'll play another game of lifeboat

[00:03:19] Throw over grandpa 'cause he's getting pretty old

[00:03:23] Throw out the baby or we'll all be catching it's cold

[00:03:29] Throw over fatty and we'll see if she can float

[00:03:33] Throw out the retard and they won't be rockin' the boat