《Call a Marine》歌词

[00:00:18] I was sittin' in a bar

[00:00:20] Boozin' and losin'

[00:00:21] And some jackoff walks up cruisin' for a bruisin'

[00:00:23] Poppin' off and makin' my whole redneck red

[00:00:28] He asked my girl if she'd like to dance

[00:00:30] He had three buddies so I had no chance

[00:00:32] I looked around the room for a friend and I saw fred

[00:00:37] A quick evaluation of the situation

[00:00:39] And we entered into a conversation

[00:00:42] It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs

[00:00:46] Now I didn't say and they didn't ask

[00:00:48] But fred did two tours over in iraq

[00:00:51] And

[00:00:51] Son

[00:00:52] It was over before it was even on

[00:00:55] Call a marine

[00:00:57] Instead of 911

[00:01:00] They're built to improvise

[00:01:02] Adapt and overcome

[00:01:05] When you're in knee deep and you're up s**t's creek

[00:01:07] And you've tried everything

[00:01:09] Tell you what you do

[00:01:12] Call a marine

[00:01:19] Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more

[00:01:21] And he runned off with a skinny little w***e

[00:01:24] And left her sittin' around the house with a couple of kids

[00:01:28] She just lays around in that muumuu gown

[00:01:30] Old girl put on about 35pounds

[00:01:33] One day I went over to her house and I said

[00:01:36] Hey

[00:01:37] Sis

[00:01:38] If you wanna fix what troubles you

[00:01:40] Just ease down to the vfw

[00:01:41] And you'll walk through the door and turns those boys' heads

[00:01:47] For most of those boys it's been awhile

[00:01:49] Just show a little leg and that marlboro smile

[00:01:52] And if that don't work out for you

[00:01:54] Girl

[00:01:54] Ask for fred

[00:01:56] Call a marine

[00:01:58] Instead of 911

[00:02:00] They're built to improvise

[00:02:02] Adapt and overcome

[00:02:05] If you're in knee deep and you're up s**t's creek

[00:02:08] You've tried everything

[00:02:09] Tell you what you do

[00:02:12] Call a marine

[00:02:15] Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government

[00:02:20] Diplomacy ain't workin' and the ammos all been spent

[00:02:24] The world is in a crisis and the media's a curse

[00:02:29] I'll tell you what to do

[00:02:31] When it goes from bad to worse

[00:02:34] Call a marine

[00:02:36] Instead of 911

[00:02:39] They're built to improvise

[00:02:41] Adapt and overcome

[00:02:44] When you're in knee deep and you're up s**t's creek

[00:02:46] And you've tried everything

[00:02:48] Tell you what you do

[00:02:51] Call a marine

[00:02:53] Tell you what to do

[00:02:54] Baby

[00:02:56] You can call

[00:02:59] Call a marine

[00:03:04] Yeah

[00:03:10] Yeah