《小五义 第052集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 纪天纪三爷漏了个满脸

[00:00:07] G 翻页非常高兴

[00:00:08] 在地下把衣服捡起来

[00:00:10] 擦了擦汗珠子

[00:00:12] 高高兴兴也回归原作

[00:00:15] 老少英雄纷纷给三姐祝贺

[00:00:19] 朱亮器官

[00:00:22] 心里说话

[00:00:24] 我花了不少钱

[00:00:26] 请了这些客人

[00:00:28] 都胳膊肘往外拐掉炮往里打啊

[00:00:32] 哎呀

[00:00:34] 要知现在何必当初啊

[00:00:36] 我找了几个管家

[00:00:39] 好嘞

[00:00:40] 好在十阵赌输赢

[00:00:42] 咱们慢慢来

[00:00:44] 一阵不行

[00:00:45] 还有第二任三任不行

[00:00:47] 还有四人

[00:00:49] 早晚这口气

[00:00:51] 我得出的来

[00:00:53] 给我两分

[00:00:54] 把几具尸体撤下

[00:00:57] 用棺椁撞脸

[00:00:59] 然后差专人送回宁夏国

[00:01:03] 见面先赔礼呗

[00:01:04] 都说好的呗

[00:01:06] 这咱不必详细教程

[00:01:09] 一切收拾完了

[00:01:11] 诸葛亮把令子旗往空中一举晃三晃腰

[00:01:15] 三腰摔下

[00:01:16] 列举第三阵开始

[00:01:21] 这时候

[00:01:23] 从看台上下了一个老道

[00:01:27] 这老道一步三摇

[00:01:29] 稳当当走进梅花圈

[00:01:33] 把手往上一举

[00:01:35] 高粽符号

[00:01:37] 吴亮漂珠

[00:01:41] 善哉

[00:01:43] 善哉

[00:01:45] 咱们英雄情了频道的头疗

[00:01:53] 开封府众人一瞅

[00:01:55] 这老大长得挺凶

[00:01:58] 九尺多高的个子是宽枪版

[00:02:02] 皮包骨那么瘦

[00:02:05] 就好像一具骷髅水

[00:02:08] 分了头

[00:02:10] 深眼窝子里面一对小蓝

[00:02:13] 眼珠一闪一闪的

[00:02:15] 好像冒鬼火

[00:02:17] 小鹰勾鼻子鲶鱼嘴

[00:02:20] 黄娇娇的误区

[00:02:21] 散钱Xi

[00:02:24] 头上戴着白

[00:02:26] 林塞到滚

[00:02:28] 身穿白卢瑟道口

[00:02:31] 圆领大袖

[00:02:34] 12017 的四头背后

[00:02:36] 背着双剑

[00:02:38] 手里拿着拂尘

[00:02:40] 面如瓦灰呀

[00:02:44] 这是在光天化日之下看着他

[00:02:47] 没什么

[00:02:49] 这样黑天半夜

[00:02:50] 冷不丁瞅着能吓个跟头

[00:02:53] 好像骷髅成精一般

[00:02:57] 就认老大

[00:02:59] 那大胡子一撅

[00:03:01] 满脸是笑

[00:03:03] 哎

[00:03:03] 哎哎

[00:03:06] 啊

[00:03:07] 喂

[00:03:09] 贫道先来个自我介绍

[00:03:14] 我乃七星倒地人事

[00:03:18] 这次敢问阎王债前来帮兵助阵

[00:03:25] 频道有个小小的绰号

[00:03:28] 叫七星真人

[00:03:32] 我复姓司马双

[00:03:35] 你得心

[00:03:39] 徐良已经想起来

[00:03:40] 嗯

[00:03:42] 这就是七星真人司马德星

[00:03:45] 我听说过

[00:03:47] 他跟江南的舞真人三首真人儒道

[00:03:50] 从酒泉真人马道远

[00:03:53] 他们都是叔白师兄弟

[00:03:57] 我听说这个老大最不是东西

[00:04:00] 专门研究西洋八宝转心螺丝发卖熏香蒙汗药

[00:04:06] 今天他下场要改成

[00:04:08] 因此

[00:04:09] 白眉、徐良就格外注意

[00:04:12] 又见司马德修自我介绍之后

[00:04:17] 跟大伙儿说这D 3 钙

[00:04:20] 就是频道五代

[00:04:24] 说你要干什么

[00:04:26] 嘿嘿

[00:04:27] 频道15 e 平常二没有力气

[00:04:33] 要要我像头凉茶那样

[00:04:35] 我做不到

[00:04:38] 我呀

[00:04:38] 打算别开生面

[00:04:41] 给大伙练个戏法

[00:04:46] 那大伙儿一听这玩意儿新鲜啊

[00:04:49] 这时阵赌输赢里边

[00:04:52] 还有戏法

[00:04:55] 人们都注意听

[00:04:58] 就见司马德修说完这话之后

[00:05:02] 冲大伙一乐

[00:05:05] 各位

[00:05:07] 好好做

[00:05:08] 你别急躁

[00:05:10] 这戏法一会儿就练

[00:05:13] 我呢

[00:05:14] 先现身

[00:05:16] 练唱双剑压压场子

[00:05:21] 说着话

[00:05:22] 借鉴的

[00:05:23] 把长大的造福闪掉

[00:05:25] 轻轻放在地上

[00:05:28] 灿庞贝拽双眼

[00:05:32] 扫行能卖过不就练了一趟双剑

[00:05:38] 您看这保健一个好练

[00:05:43] 双燕翅宫

[00:05:46] 金星跟人说的挺客气

[00:05:49] 真恋上

[00:05:51] 大伙无不赞叹

[00:05:54] 好

[00:05:55] 练得干净

[00:05:58] 就像人一样

[00:05:58] 发烧粽是枣

[00:06:01] 有独到之处

[00:06:05] 72 度连环线怎么练完了

[00:06:08] 他把双剑一收

[00:06:11] 气不长出面不改色

[00:06:15] 把双剑环峡

[00:06:18] 少听片刻

[00:06:20] 他冲后边100首

[00:06:23] 老师

[00:06:23] 您霞老大

[00:06:26] 还有一张八仙桌

[00:06:29] 这张8000多的可是特质

[00:06:33] 腿特别粗

[00:06:35] 面特别厚

[00:06:37] 在桌子上头要放几千斤重的东西

[00:06:41] 不带压坏了

[00:06:44] 四个犄角儿都包着白荼

[00:06:48] 把这桌子放在梅花圈中间

[00:06:52] 放完了

[00:06:54] 又有四名小老道抬出个东西

[00:06:58] 这东西圆圆乎乎的

[00:07:00] 挺吧

[00:07:02] 上了

[00:07:02] 用红布盖着

[00:07:05] 这里面是什么玩意儿

[00:07:06] 谁也猜不透

[00:07:09] 这四名小道士把这东西往八仙桌上一放

[00:07:14] 然后退下去

[00:07:17] 司马哲修用手指了指这个东西

[00:07:21] 哈哈哈

[00:07:24] 各位

[00:07:26] 请大家上演

[00:07:29] 技法

[00:07:30] 这就开始

[00:07:34] 说话间

[00:07:35] 他把绣面完了

[00:07:38] 啊

[00:07:38] 吴不了解串

[00:07:41] 减掉

[00:07:43] 然后用手一指

[00:07:45] 各位上眼

[00:07:50] 好几千人

[00:07:52] 大家伸着脖子

[00:07:54] 瞪着眼睛仔细观看

[00:07:56] 嗯

[00:07:57] 这就成

[00:07:59] 看完之后

[00:08:00] 无不曲晶闹了半天在桌上

[00:08:05] 放这个人脑袋

[00:08:08] 但是这个人脑子是假的

[00:08:12] 跟真的是一般般

[00:08:16] 所不同的就是特殊大

[00:08:20] 这脑袋

[00:08:20] 这局劲

[00:08:22] 没有

[00:08:22] 一米也差不多

[00:08:26] 这个白脸盘儿大

[00:08:30] 浓眉毛

[00:08:30] 大眼睛框

[00:08:32] 鼻子方海口

[00:08:34] 眉毛牙齿

[00:08:36] 五官貌相

[00:08:37] 头发都像贞子

[00:08:42] 那我不明白

[00:08:43] 这这是怎么个系法呢

[00:08:47] 就见司马德修围着八仙桌转了两圈

[00:08:52] 用手指着这人头

[00:08:55] 各位啊

[00:08:56] 看见没看

[00:08:59] 这是个人脑袋

[00:09:01] 用木头制造

[00:09:04] 外边儿刷上油子

[00:09:06] 所以跟真的没什么区别

[00:09:10] 说你这细法

[00:09:11] 怎么个练法都没看啊

[00:09:15] 现在我可练了

[00:09:17] 说实话

[00:09:18] 就是借司马德信

[00:09:21] 用手指头一捅开左一

[00:09:25] 你们这左眼吧

[00:09:26] 睁着他一桶

[00:09:29] 就是听这脑袋咋啊

[00:09:34] 顿时裂成四袋

[00:09:38] 全开了

[00:09:40] 就像一个西瓜

[00:09:41] 切成400箱

[00:09:44] 再往里头拐抢

[00:09:47] 里头有个黑漆漆的小托盘

[00:09:50] 有四个菜

[00:09:51] 一壶酒

[00:09:53] 一双筷子

[00:09:54] 一只酒杯

[00:09:58] 司马德修一伸手

[00:10:00] 把这酒壶拿起来

[00:10:02] 这酒壶乃是研制

[00:10:05] 占印刷的玲珑透D

[00:10:09] 他拿起酒杯来哇

[00:10:12] 榨了一杯酒

[00:10:14] 然后把酒杯往空中一举

[00:10:17] 对

[00:10:19] 这乃是一壶上好的好酒

[00:10:23] 我先喝一口啊

[00:10:25] 恕我礼貌不周

[00:10:28] 杨博儿

[00:10:29] 他把这杯酒喝

[00:10:31] 然后把酒壶

[00:10:33] 酒杯放在原处

[00:10:37] 哥们儿

[00:10:37] 这还有四个菜

[00:10:40] 都是下酒的

[00:10:43] 然后啊

[00:10:44] 我在让这个人头回归原位

[00:10:49] 啊

[00:10:50] 接着用手一拢

[00:10:52] 擦吧擦吧

[00:10:52] 擦

[00:10:54] 要把这脑袋对着一块儿

[00:10:56] 跟刚才一点区别没有

[00:11:00] 大家看见了吗

[00:11:02] 现在这个人头里面

[00:11:04] 有四个菜

[00:11:05] 一壶酒

[00:11:08] 我现在就想请呗

[00:11:11] 哪位能按照我这样

[00:11:14] 按住消息

[00:11:15] 把人头打开

[00:11:17] J 59 这四个菜就作为敬献仪式

[00:11:22] 莲师在和全有了

[00:11:26] 奶奶

[00:11:28] 谁能打得开

[00:11:30] 行吧

[00:11:31] 这就是个戏法

[00:11:34] 哎呀

[00:11:35] 大哥

[00:11:35] 你看这玩意有意思啊

[00:11:38] 在西边读书

[00:11:39] 营里头还有这么一阵

[00:11:42] 阿姨

[00:11:42] 这个真特殊啊

[00:11:45] 但是你俩人都懂

[00:11:50] 看来轻松愉快

[00:11:52] 实则不然

[00:11:54] 这七星真人司马德修干什么呢

[00:11:58] 一辈子专门研究西洋八宝转心螺丝

[00:12:05] 他专门设计消息白骨

[00:12:08] 就拿七星岛来

[00:12:11] 一步一个消息

[00:12:13] 一步一个埋伏成天高氯添堵翻板转板、连环板脏坑净坑、梅花坑自行车自行人字形的牛马牲畜

[00:12:26] 都是经司马德兴一手制造

[00:12:32] 这人脑袋也不例外

[00:12:35] 你不懂得消息埋伏

[00:12:37] 你根本打不开

[00:12:39] 你看他宠

[00:12:40] 眼睛就捅开了

[00:12:41] 你懂不懂世事

[00:12:44] 另外

[00:12:44] 这里头还有什么零碎谁也猜不透

[00:12:49] 要真格的过来

[00:12:50] 一个人一桶吧

[00:12:51] 开了喝壶酒

[00:12:52] 吃四个菜

[00:12:53] 哪那么容易的事儿

[00:12:57] 所以大家沉默不语

[00:13:00] 司马德修连上了三遍

[00:13:03] 转回头来冲着开封

[00:13:07] 无聊啊

[00:13:09] 各位

[00:13:11] 怎么大伙要冷场呢

[00:13:14] 内两场兴高采烈

[00:13:16] 到我这两场可不好啊

[00:13:20] 开封府竟是高人啊

[00:13:22] 藏龙卧虎那可不得了

[00:13:26] 我说我请为好

[00:13:28] 采买脸呢

[00:13:29] 来吧

[00:13:31] 剩下的你就打不开吗

[00:13:34] 如果谁要打不开的话

[00:13:37] 我可捡便宜了

[00:13:39] 这第三阵我可要骂

[00:13:43] 有没有

[00:13:45] 严格管理一

[00:13:47] 三要四地放着

[00:13:49] 生铁和刘万通占线

[00:13:53] 南无阿弥陀佛

[00:13:57] 使命

[00:13:58] 我下去试试

[00:14:01] 蒋平跟刘万通都是老熟人

[00:14:05] 就拿这次开英雄会来说

[00:14:08] 罗蔓从不远千里前来帮忙

[00:14:12] 他跟欧阳知是过命的交情

[00:14:14] 跟自己处的也不错

[00:14:16] 蒋平之

[00:14:18] 刘万通是出家人

[00:14:20] 闲着没事儿也爱研究消闲埋伏

[00:14:25] 经他手设计了不少特殊的东西

[00:14:29] 想当年大哥

[00:14:30] 冲霄楼铜网阵

[00:14:33] 他也立下赫赫战功啊

[00:14:37] 没人家帮忙

[00:14:38] 也破不了推销员

[00:14:42] 你看他说话像平点点头

[00:14:44] 好吧

[00:14:46] 我说生兄

[00:14:48] 可千万谨慎

[00:14:50] 开小小的玩笑

[00:14:53] 我算什么

[00:14:55] 说着话

[00:14:57] 提升一下了

[00:14:58] 都踩抬杆奔雷花圈

[00:15:03] 哪来的梅花圈里

[00:15:05] 见着司马德修

[00:15:07] 两个人彼此无语

[00:15:10] 这医生一道

[00:15:12] 平凡无彩

[00:15:15] 我要破这座人头

[00:15:18] 欢迎感恩高僧尊姓大名

[00:15:24] 哎

[00:15:25] 我娘家姓刘

[00:15:27] 我叫刘万通

[00:15:29] 出家在三教寺

[00:15:32] 啊

[00:15:34] 失敬失敬

[00:15:36] 老罗汉这一说

[00:15:39] 你对萧县埋伏

[00:15:41] 有研究而不敢说

[00:15:43] 不过我很喜欢

[00:15:45] 今天我要试上一试

[00:15:47] 好请问

[00:15:49] 您要打开的话

[00:15:51] 四个菜

[00:15:51] 一壶酒归您了

[00:15:55] 说完了

[00:15:56] 清新人人网

[00:15:58] 他们一撤

[00:15:59] 刘万通来到这假人头的面前

[00:16:03] 围着人头转了几圈

[00:16:06] 仔细找J

[00:16:07] 小心埋伏在什么地方

[00:16:10] 因为他只别看这个假

[00:16:13] 人头就这么大

[00:16:15] 但是它包括

[00:16:17] 抢坎艮、震、巽、离坤兑

[00:16:21] 包括五行八卦

[00:16:24] 一下弄错

[00:16:26] 这玩意儿整不开

[00:16:28] 不但睁不开

[00:16:29] 当众丢丑

[00:16:32] 我既然说了

[00:16:32] 大话来了

[00:16:34] 就得把握

[00:16:36] 作业高效

[00:16:37] 找来找去

[00:16:38] 嗯

[00:16:38] 找对了

[00:16:40] 毛病

[00:16:41] 在门牙上

[00:16:43] 这门牙就是中央无极土

[00:16:47] 就好像破阵一样

[00:16:48] 这是阵眼

[00:16:50] 只要我点动门牙

[00:16:53] 这动作能开

[00:16:55] 讲到这里

[00:16:56] 生铁佛非常高兴啊

[00:16:59] 三一往上卷了卷

[00:17:01] 伸出两个手

[00:17:02] 趾头奔着门牙就来了

[00:17:05] 大爷

[00:17:07] 我可献丑了

[00:17:09] 哎

[00:17:11] 说睁开的

[00:17:12] 用俩手指的咽着呀

[00:17:16] 正好像按钮箱

[00:17:18] 果然也没牙洞

[00:17:21] 往里一送

[00:17:22] 耳聋就听见里面

[00:17:24] 哎哎哎

[00:17:28] 这双跟刚才那双可不太一样

[00:17:31] 商姐关心里就是移动是怎么回事儿

[00:17:34] 就在这一刹那开播

[00:17:37] 这个假人头的鼻孔之中

[00:17:41] 打出溜之不见

[00:17:45] 因为生铁

[00:17:46] 佛座挨着桌子站着

[00:17:49] 林立假人头

[00:17:51] 距离不到三尺

[00:17:55] 能吃这种功夫啊

[00:17:58] 迅速的

[00:18:00] 中国人一种

[00:18:03] 啊

[00:18:04] 没法往外一打

[00:18:06] 可叹

[00:18:07] 刘万军

[00:18:09] 连地方都没挪钱

[00:18:11] 欣赏就中了五只肚

[00:18:16] 谁咋升不了级升里我就感觉到浑身发麻

[00:18:21] 胸膛发热

[00:18:23] 老罗爱心中暗想

[00:18:25] 不好

[00:18:26] 我要倒霉

[00:18:28] 但是连步都没卖掉

[00:18:30] 枯秋一声摔倒在桌子下

[00:18:33] 顿时其窍流血而亡

[00:18:39] 刚才呢

[00:18:40] 我认为这是个笑话

[00:18:42] 你这玩意有意思啊

[00:18:45] 有意思

[00:18:47] 比真刀真枪还要厉害十倍

[00:18:52] 您说这烂怂死的

[00:18:54] 吃喝不吃喝

[00:18:55] 在千军万马当中

[00:18:58] 没受伤

[00:19:00] 没想到今儿个就这么没了

[00:19:02] 八区d si 的梅花圈

[00:19:06] 想平常就站起来

[00:19:08] 是加快代谢

[00:19:10] 把老人请回来

[00:19:12] 说请客的事好听

[00:19:14] 诗人的才会

[00:19:17] 大家赶奔没有发圈

[00:19:19] 把生铁佛刘万通牌屎稼回东台

[00:19:23] 老少英雄

[00:19:23] 唯独乙丑够惨的

[00:19:26] 鲜血染红

[00:19:27] 衣襟等

[00:19:29] 把衣服撩开一看

[00:19:31] 这五知足

[00:19:33] 深深地汉子肉里头吸气

[00:19:36] 臭难闻

[00:19:38] 跟鲁健全就不要背了

[00:19:40] 不是一天

[00:19:42] 胸膛都是黑色

[00:19:46] 众人一看就是一皱眉啊

[00:19:49] 感觉这老头儿

[00:19:50] 你的太太我不知道

[00:19:54] 讲评吩咐一声

[00:19:55] 快点抬到台后用大衣包我

[00:20:00] 等回东莞再说

[00:20:03] 哎呀

[00:20:04] 这亏吃的这个报啊

[00:20:06] 嗨呀大伙忙乱不舍

[00:20:09] 单说七星真人

[00:20:10] 司马德星

[00:20:13] 看完之后一阵子狂笑

[00:20:16] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:19] 啊

[00:20:20] 哎呀

[00:20:22] 真是不幸

[00:20:24] 眨眼之间送了一条生命

[00:20:28] 其实这刘万通

[00:20:30] 刘老罗汉也不对

[00:20:32] 你也不懂

[00:20:34] 你装什么呢

[00:20:36] 你认为这无酒这么好喝

[00:20:39] 这四个菜这么好吃

[00:20:41] 错了

[00:20:43] 这里边有消协排骨

[00:20:45] 从错了

[00:20:46] 就引出杀身大祸

[00:20:50] 他还没打开啊

[00:20:51] 大伙都看见了

[00:20:53] 我在请第二位

[00:20:56] 谁能打得开

[00:20:59] 行不行啊

[00:21:01] 这一下全把我给镇住

[00:21:05] 谁敢说那宠

[00:21:07] 房间里面什么衣服都有

[00:21:10] 这一下就把信息给断送了

[00:21:13] 可是七星岩人得理不让人

[00:21:17] 连着叫了三次镇

[00:21:20] 如果在无人下场

[00:21:21] 他转身就走

[00:21:23] A

[00:21:24] 正在这时候

[00:21:26] 忽然听到山头上

[00:21:29] 有人喊的意思

[00:21:32] 啊

[00:21:35] 呆

[00:21:38] 司马德修

[00:21:40] 不要唱啊

[00:21:42] 小小的戏法能难住谁

[00:21:46] 郎雪到了哇

[00:21:53] 大伙一愣

[00:21:55] 我这怎么打山间而去

[00:21:58] 全都抬起头来网上

[00:22:00] 这是必经观察