《Left Brain， Right Brain》歌词

[00:00:05] Hello patient 24602

[00:00:07] I'm sorry- Hello how are-

[00:00:09] How are you feeling

[00:00:10] Um not great

[00:00:11] Has the treatment been working

[00:00:13] Uh I don't think so no

[00:00:14] What are your remaining symptoms

[00:00:16] I just-

[00:00:17] I internalize my feelings a lot

[00:00:18] I have trouble articulating how

[00:00:20] I'm feeling to other people

[00:00:21] I feel like I just-

[00:00:22] So basically you're still a little b**ch

[00:00:23] Yes very mature of you

[00:00:25] Disembodied voice way up there

[00:00:26] I was just joking ni**a

[00:00:29] All right you're not safe

[00:00:30] In Wisconsin you might f**k with that sh*t

[00:00:32] I'm not human I can say whatever I want

[00:00:33] Okay just let's get to the point

[00:00:35] What's wrong with me please Please

[00:00:37] Your emotions and your logic are at war

[00:00:40] OK

[00:00:40] Your creativity and your analysis are at war

[00:00:44] And most simply

[00:00:45] Your left and right brain are at war

[00:00:48] My left and my-

[00:00:49] To fix the problem we must

[00:00:50] Separate them from each other

[00:00:52] Sep-

[00:00:53] Splitting your neurological functions

[00:00:55] In 5 4

[00:00:57] (Can we book an appointment or something )

[00:00:58] 3

[00:00:58] You just don't start counting

[00:00:59] Down to major medical procedures

[00:01:00] 2 1

[00:01:01] This may hurt a bit

[00:01:02] (I don't even know what 'it' is)

[00:01:03] (Just tell me what you're-)

[00:01:14] Isolation complete

[00:01:18] This is Bo's left brain objective

[00:01:20] Logical cold analytical

[00:01:23] Aware of patterns aware of trends

[00:01:26] He's efficient and a prick

[00:01:30] This is Bo's right brain subjective

[00:01:33] Creative sensory

[00:01:35] Aware of feelings aware of people

[00:01:38] He's emotional and an idiot

[00:01:41] (That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)

[00:01:43] Okay boys play nice

[00:01:47] I am the left brain I am the left brain

[00:01:50] I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain

[00:01:53] You got a job you better do it right

[00:01:56] In the right way is with the left brains might

[00:01:59] I like oreos and p**sy yah

[00:02:03] (yes in that order)

[00:02:04] And I cried for at least an hour

[00:02:06] After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody )

[00:02:09] Cause I am the right brain

[00:02:12] I have feelings

[00:02:14] I'm a little all over the place

[00:02:16] But I'm lustful and trustful

[00:02:18] And I'm looking for somebody to love

[00:02:20] Or put my penis in

[00:02:21] Here comes a female here comes a female

[00:02:24] Puff your chest

[00:02:25] I'll take your phone out

[00:02:26] And check your email

[00:02:27] Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate

[00:02:30] So gather data now and see

[00:02:31] If she's a possible mate

[00:02:33] Holy f**k I think she might be the one

[00:02:37] There's something about her

[00:02:40] I just can't describe it

[00:02:43] Tits

[00:02:44] I am the earth she is the glorious sun

[00:02:48] I want her to trust me and

[00:02:51] I just want her to- how do i

[00:02:53] Say this- sit on my face

[00:02:54] (Sit Sit on my face )

[00:02:55] Alright now right brain you're being insane

[00:02:58] No left brain I'm just being alive

[00:03:02] You should try it you might like it

[00:03:07] I worked hard to give him everything

[00:03:08] He cared about

[00:03:09] You were worried about the things

[00:03:11] That he was scared about

[00:03:12] I'm calm and collected when you act wild

[00:03:15] I am the adult you are child

[00:03:18] You think you're the right one every time

[00:03:22] You think you know everything

[00:03:25] But you don't know anything at all

[00:03:30] Half of his problems were supposed to be mine

[00:03:34] But you wanted everything

[00:03:36] I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not

[00:03:42] Well according to my calculations

[00:03:43] I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again

[00:03:45] You're a giant p**sy

[00:03:46] Really name calling Really

[00:03:47] You're gonna just do name calling

[00:03:48] I'm name calling names alright

[00:03:49] I'm just stating facts alright

[00:03:50] The fact is you're a quivering p**sy

[00:03:51] I'm the p**sy Really Well at least

[00:03:53] I don't play with toys still

[00:03:54] Rubik's cubes are not toys alright

[00:03:55] They keep my spacial rethink skills

[00:03:57] Sharp

[00:03:57] Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king

[00:03:59] Look at you Mr you're a toy player

[00:04:03] Well at least I did my f**king job

[00:04:04] All right I kept him working

[00:04:06] I kept him productive

[00:04:07] You were supposed to look after him

[00:04:09] You were supposed to keep him emotionally

[00:04:10] Stable for all this

[00:04:12] Now you're trying to blame me

[00:04:13] For how he's feeling how he's feeling

[00:04:14] If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him

[00:04:17] You did this to him he hates you

[00:04:18] I know he does he f**king hates you

[00:04:30] Right brain look I'm sorry okay

[00:04:34] No you're not

[00:04:45] Look maybe there's something

[00:04:47] We could do together

[00:04:52] Together

[00:04:54] Take the best parts of both of us

[00:04:57] And put them together

[00:05:02] I'm listening

[00:05:04] It would let you let your feelings out

[00:05:07] It would let me analyze

[00:05:09] So you could man the themes;

[00:05:11] I'll man the form

[00:05:14] It's something that George Carlin did

[00:05:17] It's something Steve Martin did

[00:05:19] It's something special

[00:05:20] That we could both perform

[00:05:22] Do you know what it is

[00:05:25] Juggling we could juggle

[00:05:26] And juggle our cares away

[00:05:35] It was comedy you

[00:05:36] We could do comedy together

[00:05:37] (Initiate reassembly)

[00:05:38] All right right brain

[00:05:39] We're gonna do comedy together

[00:05:40] We gotta do comedy together

[00:05:41] All right left brain

[00:05:42] I'll do comedy with you

[00:05:43] Look we can fix him like this-

[00:05:44] We can make him happy again

[00:05:45] I promise all right

[00:05:46] 5

[00:05:47] Left brain

[00:05:48] Left brain

[00:05:48] I love you

[00:05:50] (2)

[00:05:52] I know

[00:05:52] (1 Experimentation complete)

[00:05:55] Thank you for much

[00:06:25] Left Brain Right Brain - Bo Burnham