《第32集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 书接上文

[00:00:03] 徐芳和王菲几个人身处险境

[00:00:09] 徐芳啊

[00:00:10] 这回真害了

[00:00:12] 怕了

[00:00:13] 要是往常

[00:00:15] 就是他自己或者带着徐伦

[00:00:18] 死就死

[00:00:19] 活就活

[00:00:20] 都无所谓

[00:00:23] 可是现在呢

[00:00:24] 得保护两位王妃的安全

[00:00:28] 千斤重担

[00:00:29] 马虎不得呀

[00:00:32] 自己出事是小王妃出事是大

[00:00:37] 所以他跟狗皮道

[00:00:39] 张三丰商量

[00:00:41] 咱得采取一个字

[00:00:43] 拖

[00:00:45] 等待援兵啊

[00:00:47] 张三丰一皱眉

[00:00:50] 徐芳啊

[00:00:52] 咱们倒是想拖

[00:00:54] 人家能答应吗

[00:00:56] 哎呀

[00:00:57] 我的道爷

[00:00:59] 事在人为呀

[00:01:02] 张三丰点了点头

[00:01:04] 好吧

[00:01:05] 能拖当然最好

[00:01:09] 道爷

[00:01:10] 您现在在后头啊

[00:01:12] 您喘喘气

[00:01:14] 歇一歇

[00:01:15] 看我的

[00:01:16] 我不行您再过去可以

[00:01:21] 就这样

[00:01:22] 徐方提着双棒

[00:01:23] 噌噌噌

[00:01:25] 到了小队伍的前头

[00:01:28] 跟彭九公见面

[00:01:31] 彭九公一看这矬子

[00:01:34] 年过半百了

[00:01:37] 但是眼睛叽里咕噜直转悠

[00:01:39] 透着聪明

[00:01:43] 你是不是徐芳啊

[00:01:46] 嗨

[00:01:47] 行行行行行

[00:01:49] 你怎么知道我是徐芳

[00:01:52] 扒了他一认得你的骨头

[00:01:56] 没见过

[00:01:57] 我还没听说过吗

[00:01:59] 世界上的人还有比你的个儿还小的吗

[00:02:03] 诶对对对对对对

[00:02:06] 那如果我没猜错的话

[00:02:09] 你就是彭九公喽

[00:02:12] 不错

[00:02:13] 正是本王

[00:02:15] 诶诶

[00:02:16] 等等等等等

[00:02:18] 正是本王

[00:02:21] 我糊涂了

[00:02:23] 你是什么王子

[00:02:25] 镇南王

[00:02:27] 哗

[00:02:29] 头回听说

[00:02:31] 谁封的你废话

[00:02:34] 乃是汉王八里山蹲亲口加封哦

[00:02:39] 八里山墩封的

[00:02:42] 哎呀

[00:02:43] 我听说八里山蹲连个窑都没有我你这王子上哪观饷去

[00:02:51] 嗯

[00:02:52] 有地方领银子去吗

[00:02:54] 啊

[00:02:54] 废话少说

[00:02:56] 休走

[00:02:58] 就要伸手

[00:02:59] 诶等等等等等等

[00:03:02] 我说唐九公啊

[00:03:05] 看你这个个头儿

[00:03:08] 瞅你这模样

[00:03:10] 长相够条汉子

[00:03:13] 是个人物

[00:03:15] 不管真王爷假王爷

[00:03:17] 总之有王爷的派头

[00:03:21] 我也看得出你是条汉子

[00:03:24] 嗯

[00:03:25] 尽管咱是对立面

[00:03:28] 我对你还是挺钦佩的

[00:03:32] 这彭九公啊

[00:03:34] 就爱听好话

[00:03:36] 听徐芳说完了

[00:03:38] 这心里头甜丝丝的

[00:03:41] 那么舒服

[00:03:44] 你算说对了

[00:03:47] 说对了吧

[00:03:49] 你怎么不问问我呀

[00:03:51] 我徐芳也非等闲之辈呀

[00:03:56] 你站稳当了

[00:03:57] 你听我说

[00:04:00] 想当年

[00:04:01] 我一出事

[00:04:02] 大闹张家庄啊

[00:04:05] 我用枣胡彪打死了大尧王刘福生

[00:04:11] 从那天开始是名扬天下

[00:04:15] 后来我扶保了西吴贤王朱元璋

[00:04:20] 大闹襄阳

[00:04:22] 立杀四门

[00:04:24] 大闹乱石山

[00:04:26] 帮着江中拉倒博陵楼啊

[00:04:30] 会过18 路的反王

[00:04:33] 大闹呜呼关斗的是八背哪吒

[00:04:38] 宁波彪夜探江苏的姑苏城

[00:04:43] 名扬天下呀

[00:04:45] 大破金龙剿尾阵

[00:04:48] 会过虎牙

[00:04:49] 会过四宝大将驼金龙

[00:04:52] 我帮着无敌将长帽逼死了吴道的昏君元顺帝

[00:04:59] 因为我有功

[00:05:01] 因为我有名

[00:05:02] 所以黄封我乃侯爵师爷

[00:05:07] 你知道这些内情吗

[00:05:12] 徐芳啊

[00:05:14] 你这脸皮可够厚的

[00:05:17] 自吹自擂呀

[00:05:19] 这些往事

[00:05:21] 你说不说有什么用啊

[00:05:24] 今天我不管你是谁

[00:05:27] 你是走不了了是吗

[00:05:31] 我说彭九公啊

[00:05:34] 咱俩人好好商量商量诶

[00:05:37] 咱们两个人就不能找出第三条路来吗

[00:05:42] 你这话是什么意思

[00:05:44] 很清楚啊

[00:05:46] 彭九公啊

[00:05:47] 我可告诉你

[00:05:49] 天兵压境

[00:05:53] 我们广来军队就来了十几万

[00:05:56] 已经把小五泰山是层层包围呀

[00:06:01] 你呀

[00:06:02] 完了

[00:06:04] 有道是识时务者为俊杰

[00:06:09] 知己知彼

[00:06:10] 百战不殆

[00:06:13] 我说彭九公

[00:06:14] 你要是明白事儿了

[00:06:16] 现在迷途知返还不算晚

[00:06:22] 诶

[00:06:22] 把家伙扔下

[00:06:24] 让你手下的人举手投降

[00:06:27] 我有好生之德

[00:06:29] 在燕王面前给你多加美言

[00:06:34] 别看你们劫持了王妃

[00:06:36] 这个人非圣贤

[00:06:38] 孰能无过呢

[00:06:41] 况且各为其主

[00:06:43] 这也算不了什么

[00:06:46] 燕王千岁

[00:06:47] 那是明君

[00:06:49] 这一高兴啊

[00:06:51] 还备不住家风里一官半职的

[00:06:54] 到了时候

[00:06:55] 你紫袍金带

[00:06:57] 位列朝班

[00:06:58] 何乐而不为呀

[00:07:01] 彭教公啊

[00:07:03] 你的脑瓜得灵活点

[00:07:06] 要只顾眼前的利益

[00:07:09] 倒霉可在后头呢诶

[00:07:13] 哈哈

[00:07:16] 行

[00:07:19] 徐芳啊

[00:07:20] 你小子还真能白活

[00:07:23] 干什么

[00:07:25] 吓唬我

[00:07:26] 软硬兼施

[00:07:28] 收买我

[00:07:30] 我可告诉你

[00:07:32] 我捧九

[00:07:34] 不是小孩子

[00:07:36] 岂能被你蒙骗的住啊

[00:07:40] 你看着你要玩完了

[00:07:42] 故此才说出这番话来

[00:07:45] 任管你怎么能说

[00:07:47] 你就说个海枯石烂

[00:07:50] 你也逃不出我的得胜债

[00:07:54] 条件

[00:07:55] 条件

[00:07:57] 啊

[00:07:58] 我认为你是条汉子

[00:08:01] 闹了半天

[00:08:02] 你狗屁不是

[00:08:04] 你诶

[00:08:05] 好好好好好

[00:08:07] 这就叫好

[00:08:08] 良言难劝

[00:08:10] 该死的鬼

[00:08:11] 你是敬酒不吃吃罚酒啊

[00:08:16] 你要真把我气着了

[00:08:19] 我告诉你彭九公

[00:08:20] 我把你这德胜寨就连窝端

[00:08:25] 不是想伸手吗

[00:08:26] 好

[00:08:27] 咱就伸手吧

[00:08:29] 啊

[00:08:31] 搓回那明来咯嘣咯咯

[00:08:38] 再看彭九公一伸手

[00:08:41] 拽出大号的三叉鬼头刀刀光一闪

[00:08:47] 就要动手慢

[00:08:49] 等等等等

[00:08:50] 什么事

[00:08:51] 你那话还没说完

[00:08:53] 没说完呢

[00:08:56] 诶滕九公既然非要动武

[00:09:01] 我且问你

[00:09:02] 是君子战还是小人战

[00:09:06] 哼

[00:09:08] 君子战怎么说

[00:09:10] 小人战又怎么讲

[00:09:12] 诶

[00:09:13] 当然有讲究了

[00:09:16] 要是君子战

[00:09:18] 单对单

[00:09:19] 各对各

[00:09:20] 你我就咱俩人

[00:09:23] 咱俩打斗

[00:09:25] 300和800合

[00:09:26] 分上下

[00:09:27] 论高低

[00:09:29] 诶就是咱俩的事儿

[00:09:31] 要是小人战诶

[00:09:34] 你身后有的是人呢

[00:09:37] 你讲话了

[00:09:38] 这是在你的德胜寨呀

[00:09:40] 嗯

[00:09:40] 你一声令下如山倒

[00:09:43] 这些人都得听你指挥

[00:09:46] 那你就叫他们一块儿上

[00:09:49] 我也不在乎

[00:09:51] 这就是小人

[00:09:52] 战不过呢

[00:09:54] 以多为胜

[00:09:56] 不算英雄

[00:09:57] 就凭你捧九公

[00:10:00] 绝不能做那种******的小人债

[00:10:05] 你说是不是

[00:10:08] 张三丰在后头一听

[00:10:10] 心里好笑

[00:10:12] 心说

[00:10:13] 这许芳真能白活

[00:10:15] 他明白徐方的用意

[00:10:18] 为什么说了这么多的废话呢

[00:10:20] 一个字

[00:10:21] 拖

[00:10:23] 拖延时间

[00:10:24] 等待援兵

[00:10:26] 利用这个机会

[00:10:28] 这个小队伍还进行调整

[00:10:31] 大伙儿好喘喘气儿

[00:10:33] 就是这意思

[00:10:35] 徐伦呢

[00:10:37] 在地上蹲着

[00:10:39] 利用他叔叔白活这功夫

[00:10:41] 好好的休息了休息

[00:10:44] 另外

[00:10:45] 这徐伦呢

[00:10:46] 支棱耳

[00:10:46] 他听着

[00:10:47] 心说

[00:10:48] 我叔叔这套词儿我得记住了

[00:10:52] 还得是我叔叔

[00:10:54] 我跟着他

[00:10:55] 我真长能耐

[00:10:56] 这话怎么说来的

[00:10:58] 将来肯定有用场

[00:11:02] 徐王妃、沈王妃都在地上坐着

[00:11:07] 陈老汉和他女儿也在地上坐着

[00:11:11] 抓紧时间在此休息

[00:11:15] 单说徐芳

[00:11:17] 把这话说完了

[00:11:19] 彭九公一听

[00:11:20] 心说得

[00:11:22] 这挫鬼可够损的啊

[00:11:25] 我要以多为胜就******啊

[00:11:29] 嘿

[00:11:30] 他冷笑了两声

[00:11:32] 徐芳啊

[00:11:33] 逗你这道号的还用得着人多吗

[00:11:38] 别看你捡了点便宜

[00:11:40] 那是临时走运而已

[00:11:43] 要遇上我彭九公

[00:11:45] 你是插翅难飞

[00:11:48] 徐芳啊

[00:11:49] 拿命来

[00:11:52] 等等

[00:11:53] 诶

[00:11:54] 他又来词儿了

[00:11:56] 这彭九公气的直扑了脑袋

[00:11:59] 我说

[00:11:59] 挫鬼

[00:12:00] 你这话说够没有

[00:12:02] 还有什么可说

[00:12:03] 当然有了

[00:12:06] 我说彭九公啊

[00:12:08] 既然想伸手

[00:12:09] 可以在下奉陪

[00:12:13] 咱俩怎么个打法

[00:12:16] 废话

[00:12:17] 爱怎么打就怎么打

[00:12:20] 是吗

[00:12:21] 不过彭九公

[00:12:24] 你别觉着你了不起

[00:12:26] 自以为是

[00:12:27] 我跟你伸手

[00:12:30] 我觉着我有点掉身份呢

[00:12:34] 我徐方多了不起呀

[00:12:36] 能跟你伸手吗

[00:12:37] 我穿新鞋能踩狗屎吗

[00:12:41] 有道是头三出没好戏

[00:12:45] 大将督后阵

[00:12:48] 我是那压轴的

[00:12:50] 这样吧

[00:12:51] 我叫出个无名小卒陪你走上几趟啊

[00:12:57] 成

[00:12:58] 他跑了

[00:13:00] 白话完了

[00:13:01] 他来到狗屁道

[00:13:02] 张三丰近前

[00:13:04] 道爷是无量天尊

[00:13:09] 狗皮道张三丰一看

[00:13:11] 这小子多坏呀

[00:13:13] 他去那说的

[00:13:15] 我去那打的

[00:13:16] 嘿嘿

[00:13:18] 可又一想罢了

[00:13:20] 也得有这种人

[00:13:23] 否则光会伸手

[00:13:26] 不能动嘴

[00:13:27] 也不算是完人呢

[00:13:30] 倒也想到这里

[00:13:32] 提着宝剑

[00:13:34] 刘彩虹稳稳当当来到队伍的前边

[00:13:39] 但是牢记徐方给他出的主意

[00:13:43] 托

[00:13:44] 别着急

[00:13:46] 得稳住劲儿

[00:13:47] 所以张三丰格外的稳当

[00:13:51] 来到彭九面前

[00:13:53] 单手提剑

[00:13:55] 不亮天尊

[00:13:59] 滕九公

[00:14:01] 贫道陪你动手

[00:14:04] 如何呀

[00:14:07] 彭九公看了看嚯

[00:14:10] 这老道破的没法破了

[00:14:13] 嗯

[00:14:14] 简直是其貌不扬

[00:14:18] 如果我没猜错

[00:14:21] 你是狗皮道张三丰

[00:14:25] 无量天尊

[00:14:27] 正是小道

[00:14:30] 张三丰啊

[00:14:31] 我说你穷到这份上了

[00:14:34] 连换套衣服的钱都没有吗

[00:14:37] 诶

[00:14:38] 看来呀

[00:14:39] 你纯属是在人前演戏

[00:14:43] 张道爷一点都不生气

[00:14:45] 把牙一呲

[00:14:47] 哎

[00:14:47] 彭九公

[00:14:49] 你管得着吗

[00:14:51] 我换衣服不换衣服跟你有什么关系呀

[00:14:56] 嗯

[00:14:57] 诶这样吧

[00:14:59] 你不是想伸手吗

[00:15:01] 贫道奉陪也就是了

[00:15:05] 好

[00:15:06] 既然如此

[00:15:07] 我要会一会内家的鼻祖张老道

[00:15:13] 拿命来唰

[00:15:17] 把刀举起来了

[00:15:20] 还没

[00:15:20] 等伸手

[00:15:22] 他儿子彭云从后边过来

[00:15:26] 爸

[00:15:27] 对

[00:15:28] 您什么身份呢

[00:15:31] 您讲话了

[00:15:33] 怎么穿新鞋才狗屎

[00:15:35] 他算个什么东西

[00:15:37] 孩儿我对付他绰绰有余

[00:15:42] 嗯

[00:15:44] 也好

[00:15:45] 孩儿啊

[00:15:47] 千万不可掉以轻心

[00:15:49] 这老道可不是省油灯

[00:15:52] 我明白

[00:15:54] 彭云说到这儿

[00:15:56] 一晃

[00:15:57] 掌中三尖两刃

[00:15:59] 刀飞身形

[00:16:01] 到了

[00:16:02] 张道爷近前

[00:16:04] 连句话都不说

[00:16:06] 后把一压

[00:16:07] 前把一翻

[00:16:08] 砰

[00:16:10] 举刀便刺

[00:16:12] 三尖两刃刀

[00:16:14] 两边是刃

[00:16:16] 当间是尖子

[00:16:18] 这样的兵刃

[00:16:19] 可以做大枪使用

[00:16:22] 啊

[00:16:22] 七六

[00:16:24] 奔道爷潜心刺来了

[00:16:27] 攻势凶猛啊

[00:16:29] 这就是年轻人

[00:16:30] 手疾眼快

[00:16:31] 脾气暴躁

[00:16:33] 再看张道爷

[00:16:35] 一不慌二不忙

[00:16:37] 上步闪身

[00:16:39] 把这身子一拧

[00:16:41] 来得好成

[00:16:44] 刀尖扎空

[00:16:47] 再看道爷把宝剑一翻

[00:16:50] 使了一招叫薄草寻蛇啊戳

[00:16:53] 剑锋直指彭云的耿厂

[00:16:58] 彭云一看不好

[00:17:00] 往下一搓身

[00:17:02] 宝剑刺空了彭云三尖两刃刀走下盘

[00:17:08] 砍张道爷的双腿

[00:17:11] 再看张三丰说了声来得好

[00:17:14] 脚尖点地是飞身而起

[00:17:19] 蹦起来两丈多高啊

[00:17:21] 彭云吓了一跳

[00:17:23] 抬头往空中观看

[00:17:25] 心说话呵

[00:17:27] 这破老道

[00:17:28] 会飞呀

[00:17:31] 就见张三丰身子在半拳空使了个云里翻

[00:17:37] 头朝下脚朝天

[00:17:39] 双手捧剑连人在

[00:17:43] 宝剑唰就刺下来了

[00:17:46] 没把彭云给吓死

[00:17:49] 赶紧打电步往前头一蹿

[00:17:53] 张道爷是一剑刺空

[00:17:55] 双脚落地

[00:17:57] 还没等站稳了再看

[00:18:00] 张三丰手腕子一翻

[00:18:02] 往后边扫

[00:18:04] 唰就一宝剑

[00:18:07] 这是连环的招数

[00:18:09] 彭云吓得往下一低头

[00:18:13] 宝剑是躲开了

[00:18:15] 紧跟着张道爷飞起来就一脚

[00:18:19] 这一脚正好踹到彭云屁股蛋子上头

[00:18:23] 就听见砰的一声

[00:18:26] 彭云这乐子大了

[00:18:29] 摔出去有两丈多远呢

[00:18:32] 那等等

[00:18:32] 噗通他愣

[00:18:36] 三尖两刃刀落地

[00:18:39] 好悬

[00:18:40] 被把五官给抢坏了

[00:18:42] 彭军脸一红

[00:18:44] 咕噜咕噜噜

[00:18:46] 使得鲤鱼打挺

[00:18:48] 腾身站起来

[00:18:50] 红着脸把刀捡起来

[00:18:52] 是拜归本队

[00:18:55] 到他爹近前是呼呼喘粗气

[00:18:59] 彭九公的心都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:19:02] 就怕儿子出事

[00:19:04] 虽然说儿子打了败仗

[00:19:06] 平安回来了

[00:19:08] 这就不错了

[00:19:10] 儿啊

[00:19:11] 摔的怎么样

[00:19:13] 没事儿

[00:19:13] 胳膊肘下巴颏抢破了

[00:19:17] 没关系诶

[00:19:19] 男子汉大丈夫就得经风雨见世面

[00:19:23] 孩子闪退一旁干爹我的

[00:19:27] 他刚想伸手在他身后

[00:19:31] 苦行僧了原转身先过来了

[00:19:36] 阿弥陀佛

[00:19:38] 大哥

[00:19:40] 用不着您施仇

[00:19:42] 看贫僧我的

[00:19:45] 再看这了

[00:19:46] 原飞身行事

[00:19:48] 直奔张道爷

[00:19:50] 到了近前一摁

[00:19:52] 东皇哗楞一声

[00:19:55] 把脖子上挂的那个大树珠摘下来了

[00:20:00] 他这不是普通的素珠

[00:20:02] 他这是一条兵刃

[00:20:04] 叫葫芦鞭

[00:20:07] 一共32 粒大铁球

[00:20:10] 用铁丝穿在一块儿了

[00:20:14] 那家抡起来一两挂衣襟

[00:20:16] 这是特殊的兵刃

[00:20:18] 他把挽手套套好了

[00:20:21] 双手托着胡芦鞭

[00:20:23] 你给你给张三丰

[00:20:28] 来来来

[00:20:29] 贫僧跟你走上几合

[00:20:34] 张大爷平稳平稳

[00:20:36] 心血笑呵呵地盯着他

[00:20:40] 你是哪位呀

[00:20:42] 苦行僧了原

[00:20:46] 了元没听说过

[00:20:49] 了元这脸腾就红了

[00:20:51] 你听说过没听说过又能怎样

[00:20:56] 休走招边不

[00:21:02] 搂头盖顶就拍下来了

[00:21:05] 道爷一看

[00:21:07] 他这兵刃很特殊

[00:21:10] 我这宝剑不能碰它

[00:21:13] 就得施展缩小绵软巧各种轻功迎他

[00:21:19] 再看张三丰

[00:21:20] 唰

[00:21:21] 身子往旁边一闪

[00:21:23] 鞭砸空了

[00:21:25] 这了圆呢

[00:21:27] 仗着兵刃沉

[00:21:29] 力气大把这葫芦鞭就抡圆了

[00:21:33] 吁吁

[00:21:41] 跟边山相似

[00:21:44] 张道爷围着他滴溜溜直转

[00:21:48] 道爷一看

[00:21:50] 不行诶

[00:21:52] 这和尚比那彭云可强的太多了

[00:21:57] 我要衣食不慎

[00:22:00] 沾到边的边儿上

[00:22:02] 我就得受伤啊

[00:22:04] 诶

[00:22:04] 有了

[00:22:06] 张大爷打算用巧招迎他

[00:22:10] 不想把劲儿都使废了

[00:22:13] 因为耗子拉木锨大头在后头呢

[00:22:17] 什么时候闯出去还不敢说

[00:22:19] 援兵什么时候来

[00:22:21] 心里也没底

[00:22:23] 因此倒也打着打着

[00:22:26] 假装这宝剑碰到葫芦边上了

[00:22:30] 这玩意儿可够难的

[00:22:32] 还不能叫对方察觉出来是假的

[00:22:35] 跟真的一样

[00:22:37] 稍微躲得慢了一点儿

[00:22:40] 呼噜鞭到了

[00:22:41] 正碰到宝剑上啊

[00:22:43] 来来来

[00:22:45] 张大爷

[00:22:46] 宝剑落地

[00:22:49] 张三丰假意惊讶啊

[00:22:53] 一抖了手

[00:22:54] 转身就跑

[00:22:57] 诶

[00:22:57] 你一点儿看不出破绽来

[00:23:00] 哪知道张三丰转身没跑两步

[00:23:04] 扑通一个跟头摔倒在地

[00:23:07] 就好像啊

[00:23:09] 没跑利落那个样

[00:23:11] 这了元看的清清楚楚啊

[00:23:14] 哎呀哈哈

[00:23:15] 心里说话行诶该着我走运呢

[00:23:21] 我能把张三丰给赢了

[00:23:24] 今后我是一举成名