《Army》歌词

[00:00:00] Well I thought about the army

[00:00:03] Dad said son you're f**king high

[00:00:05] And I thought yeah there's a first for everything

[00:00:09] So I took my old man's advice

[00:00:12] Three sad semesters

[00:00:14] It was only fifteen grand spent in bed

[00:00:18] I thought about the army

[00:00:20] I dropped out and joined a band instead

[00:00:33] Grew a moustache and a mullet

[00:00:36] Got a job at chic-fil-a

[00:00:38] Citing artistic differences

[00:00:42] The band broke up in may

[00:00:44] And in june reformed without me

[00:00:47] And they'd got a different name

[00:00:49] I nuked another grandma's apple pie

[00:00:53] And hung my head in shame

[00:01:00] I've been thinking a lot today

[00:01:06] I've been thinking a lot today

[00:01:12] Oh I think I'll write a screenplay

[00:01:18] Oh I think I'll take it to LA

[00:01:23] Oh I think I'll get it done yesterday

[00:02:28] In this time of introspection

[00:02:31] On the eve of my election

[00:02:34] I say to my reflection

[00:02:36] God please spare me more rejection

[00:02:39] 'Cause my peers they criticize me

[00:02:42] And my ex-wives all despise me

[00:02:45] Try to put it all behind me

[00:02:47] But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

[00:02:56] I've been thinking a lot today

[00:03:01] I've been thinking a lot today

[00:03:06] I've been thinking a lot today

[00:03:12] I thought about the army