《栾蒲包与丰泽园038集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 新丰楼老掌柜的王恩普
[00:00:06] 请栾蒲包喝酒
[00:00:08] 边喝边谈
[00:00:11] 谈论的中心
[00:00:13] 就是他小舅子流坏水儿
[00:00:17] 刘怀水
[00:00:17] 就是刘怀顺
[00:00:21] 给王恩普吓坏了
[00:00:24] 说我这个小舅子人品不怎么地
[00:00:27] 我怀疑他贪污
[00:00:29] 手底下不干净
[00:00:31] 我这么多的钱都没了
[00:00:34] 不过呢
[00:00:35] 他现在是革命党
[00:00:37] 我惹不起他呀
[00:00:39] 内小子心都是黑的
[00:00:42] 万一我得罪他
[00:00:44] 他把我杀了怎么办
[00:00:46] 他即使不杀我
[00:00:48] 他找了革命党一帮人收拾我怎么办
[00:00:53] 栾蒲包不听
[00:00:54] 则可听完了Le
[00:00:57] 哈哈哈哈
[00:01:01] 掌柜的
[00:01:01] 恕我直言
[00:01:05] 刘怀顺肯定不是革命党
[00:01:09] 真的
[00:01:11] 哎呀
[00:01:12] 我倒要听听高见
[00:01:15] 你怎么知道不是革命党
[00:01:18] 那您怎么知道他是革命党
[00:01:21] 这不是
[00:01:22] 你看他的表现都反常啊
[00:01:25] 穿d Di d 举止动作说的不都是革命党
[00:01:29] 假的
[00:01:31] 假的
[00:01:33] 反正说出什么来
[00:01:35] 我也不相信
[00:01:37] 肯定他身边
[00:01:41] 有张作霖手下的人
[00:01:43] 还不是贴近张作霖的
[00:01:45] 还得是下边儿下下面的人
[00:01:48] 那人
[00:01:48] 崽儿
[00:01:49] 肯定跟他有点什么关系
[00:01:51] 这是真的
[00:01:53] 他那些话肯定也是听人家说
[00:01:56] 革命党能要他呀
[00:01:57] 你瞅他那德行
[00:02:00] 我不怕你不爱听啊
[00:02:02] 谁是他也不能是五人
[00:02:09] 早晚要叫我查实了
[00:02:12] 瞧我怎么收拾他
[00:02:14] 但愿老弟你说的是真的
[00:02:17] 我相信你眼睛足
[00:02:19] 你分析是准的很
[00:02:22] 老弟啊
[00:02:23] 怎么办
[00:02:24] 我拜托你
[00:02:25] 你给我调查调查
[00:02:27] 钱我出好不好
[00:02:30] 我可以帮忙打听打听怎么回事儿
[00:02:33] 我不要钱
[00:02:34] 我钱够花
[00:02:37] 示范结束
[00:02:39] 栾蒲包受人之托
[00:02:41] 必办忠心之事
[00:02:43] 好人没说
[00:02:44] 好人样样事事都叫人放心
[00:02:49] 不像有的人
[00:02:50] 你要拖着办点什么事儿
[00:02:52] 怎么怎么怎么回事儿
[00:02:53] 行
[00:02:54] 交给我了
[00:02:55] 没问题
[00:02:56] 过两天他王乐
[00:02:57] 你再问他我那事儿怎么样啊
[00:03:00] 你那事儿他是那个啊
[00:03:02] 那人没在家
[00:03:04] 上苏州开会去
[00:03:05] 过两天就回来
[00:03:07] 再过些日子你问他
[00:03:08] 哎
[00:03:08] 又上上海
[00:03:10] 不扯淡呢
[00:03:11] 你办了你就办
[00:03:13] 你办不了你别办
[00:03:16] 这种人日久天长
[00:03:17] 没有信
[00:03:19] 栾蒲包受人之托
[00:03:22] 必办忠心之事
[00:03:24] 刘尚鑫
[00:03:26] 世上无难事
[00:03:27] 就怕有心人吗
[00:03:29] 这话说的一点不假
[00:03:32] 单说这篇
[00:03:33] 栾蒲包啊
[00:03:35] 回家的非常晚
[00:03:37] 非常晚
[00:03:38] 他也不想回家
[00:03:39] 叫人捎个信儿
[00:03:40] 告诉娘
[00:03:41] 您放心
[00:03:43] 我现在饭馆的事儿太忙
[00:03:45] 今晚我不回去了
[00:03:47] 家里人省得惦念很流行
[00:03:50] 忙乎完了事儿就大半夜
[00:03:54] 他把灯全都只啦
[00:03:56] 看看有没有火灾隐患
[00:03:58] 4 Y
[00:03:59] 都查查
[00:04:00] 转转这儿转转
[00:04:01] Na 把灯全洗
[00:04:03] 他躺在床上
[00:04:05] 翻来覆去想着流坏水儿的事儿
[00:04:08] 怎么分析他怎么不是革命党
[00:04:12] 心里有事睡不好啊
[00:04:13] 他起来上茅房
[00:04:16] 在茅房出来
[00:04:18] 正好路过帐房
[00:04:22] 离开帐篷
[00:04:23] 灯照着
[00:04:25] 余薇说之前的没怎么
[00:04:28] 啊
[00:04:28] 今儿他也住这儿
[00:04:30] 嗯
[00:04:31] 这怎么回事儿
[00:04:32] 他往窗户上一看
[00:04:34] 虽然挡着窗帘呢
[00:04:36] 两个人影晃动
[00:04:39] 其中还有个人是谁啊
[00:04:41] 看不清
[00:04:43] 他就这么蹑足潜踪
[00:04:46] 他过来
[00:04:47] 来个听窗根儿
[00:04:49] 要知心腹事
[00:04:51] 单听背后言
[00:04:55] 屋里的人儿不知道外头有人偷听
[00:04:59] 声音虽然挺的
[00:05:01] 但是外边的人听得很清楚
[00:05:04] 还是一男一女的声音
[00:05:07] 男的是流坏水儿
[00:05:10] 这女的满嘴东北的口音
[00:05:13] 是东北的女人
[00:05:16] 就听刘怀顺的说呢
[00:05:17] 发牢骚
[00:05:20] 你们他妈真不仗义
[00:05:22] 哎
[00:05:23] 我我连日来T 你们白活T
[00:05:27] 你们所谓的宣传舌头都磨薄了
[00:05:31] 嗯
[00:05:32] 你们就给那俩破钱儿出手太不仗义
[00:05:36] 要照这样
[00:05:37] 我不能干
[00:05:40] 刘怀顺说
[00:05:42] 栾蒲包眼睛一亮
[00:05:44] 哦
[00:05:45] 听着没
[00:05:47] 这里边有套头
[00:05:48] 他更入一瓶
[00:05:51] 女人说话
[00:05:53] 啥事儿你
[00:05:55] 你咋那小气
[00:05:57] 给你们钱少咋的
[00:06:00] 我问问你
[00:06:01] 你就白活那么几句儿
[00:06:03] 非得吐沫星子
[00:06:04] 白花花的银子就入你的腰包了
[00:06:07] 那还少吗拉倒
[00:06:10] 我跟你比起来得差多少
[00:06:13] 你挣多少
[00:06:14] 你拿大头我拿小头
[00:06:17] 你那儿吃燕菜席
[00:06:19] 我这顶多吃点毛菜
[00:06:22] 我说
[00:06:22] 你应当跟上面说一说
[00:06:24] 多给我点钱
[00:06:25] 照这样我真不干了
[00:06:28] 拉倒吧你可
[00:06:30] 我告诉你啊
[00:06:31] 愿意干你也得干
[00:06:33] 不愿意干你也得干
[00:06:35] 反正
[00:06:37] 现在你上了贼船的
[00:06:39] 谁谁谁说的
[00:06:42] 我上什么贼船
[00:06:44] 你还不了解我
[00:06:45] 刘怀顺
[00:06:46] 我上去我就下的来
[00:06:49] 我想干就干
[00:06:50] 不合适我就不干
[00:06:52] 我告诉你啊
[00:06:52] 别把我逼急了
[00:06:54] 逼急了我揭发
[00:06:56] 我上几层楼吵吵去
[00:06:59] 我把你们的事儿走了走了撒
[00:07:03] 我说刘怀顺那走了走了
[00:07:05] 我怕你啊
[00:07:06] 那就走了呗
[00:07:07] 你偷了那么多的钱
[00:07:10] 我还怕你呀
[00:07:11] 看咱俩谁丢人
[00:07:13] 那就走了
[00:07:14] 就走了
[00:07:15] 我走的钱还不是给你了
[00:07:17] 不是你给我出的主意
[00:07:21] 弄明白了
[00:07:23] 但是还有不明白的事儿
[00:07:25] 这这女人谁啊
[00:07:27] 他干嘛鬼鬼祟祟在这儿
[00:07:29] 他们俩连上手了再听听
[00:07:35] 行啦
[00:07:36] 今天也太晚了
[00:07:37] 我告诉你啊
[00:07:39] 你回去跟你们头儿商量商量
[00:07:41] 反正这俩钱儿我是不能干就得了
[00:07:43] 我说得出就做得出
[00:07:45] 明天我就摔盘子
[00:07:47] 算了吧
[00:07:48] 还是哪
[00:07:50] 干嘛那么吊死保
[00:07:52] 嗯
[00:07:52] 内钱多也是多花少也是少花的良宵美景啊
[00:07:57] 天天都到什么时候
[00:07:59] 咱俩得欢乐欢乐一欢乐
[00:08:02] 你什么气都消了
[00:08:04] 是啊
[00:08:05] 那那就欢乐欢乐把灯吹
[00:08:10] 屋里一团黑
[00:08:11] 紧跟着发出一组淫笑的声音
[00:08:15] 这对狗男女在屋折腾开
[00:08:19] 蓝波湾儿听着听着一看
[00:08:22] 嗯
[00:08:23] 会期
[00:08:25] 转身回自己的屋啊
[00:08:27] 全明白
[00:08:29] 闹了半天
[00:08:30] 内女的挺神
[00:08:32] 顾顾着流坏水
[00:08:35] 刘文书拿人钱呢
[00:08:37] 内钱还不是外边来的
[00:08:38] 还得偷本土的
[00:08:41] 好小
[00:08:42] 你不是个人
[00:08:44] 我就知道你不是革命党
[00:08:46] 这事儿我得报告老掌柜
[00:08:51] 在栾蒲包静静地又一下
[00:08:54] 没必要
[00:08:55] 没必要
[00:08:57] 我告诉王普能怎么地
[00:08:58] 我说我查清了
[00:09:00] 他是假牌儿的
[00:09:01] 别人收买的
[00:09:03] 王恩福反过头来的收拾他
[00:09:06] 自己D 亲戚能收拾到哪去
[00:09:10] 等过后
[00:09:11] 人家还是亲戚
[00:09:13] 让刘怀顺的姐姐知道是我检举
[00:09:16] 是我告的密
[00:09:17] 恨我一天
[00:09:18] 老高要我得罪人
[00:09:20] 我犯不上再说王恩普这个人
[00:09:23] 用人朝前
[00:09:24] 不用人朝吼
[00:09:25] 到头来我也落不了好
[00:09:27] 反正我心里清楚就得了
[00:09:30] 不让刘怀顺把我唬了就得
[00:09:33] 但又一想
[00:09:33] 不行
[00:09:34] 我得给他敲敲警钟
[00:09:36] 第二天一大早
[00:09:38] 天还不怎么亮
[00:09:40] 栾蒲包就起来了
[00:09:41] 往他家门口一蹲
[00:09:45] 据说你得出来吧
[00:09:47] 你就在这堵着
[00:09:48] 你说这招损不损
[00:09:51] 果然挺早挺早的
[00:09:52] 听屋里有动静
[00:09:54] 门吱呀一声开了
[00:09:56] 走在前面的流坏水儿
[00:10:02] 后边走出个不三不四的女人
[00:10:05] 用眼睛一看就不是好比
[00:10:08] 哎
[00:10:08] 那头烫的全是圈圈
[00:10:11] 这还是小事
[00:10:13] 可能刚化完妆
[00:10:15] 抹的大红的嘴唇抹的胭脂CAD 粉
[00:10:20] 穿着旗袍皮鞋
[00:10:23] 外面披一件衣服
[00:10:25] 手里还拎着个包
[00:10:27] 连下再说不是坏事
[00:10:31] 医院
[00:10:33] 看着栾浦包了
[00:10:37] 刘怀顺
[00:10:38] 也看见过
[00:10:41] 是我就演我
[00:10:45] 你
[00:10:45] 你怎么在这儿
[00:10:47] 昨晚值夜班
[00:10:48] 呐呐呐
[00:10:50] 你在这儿干什么
[00:10:52] 我在这儿没事儿啊
[00:10:54] 在这儿空气好
[00:10:55] 我透透空气
[00:10:57] 六爷
[00:10:58] 那谁
[00:10:59] 呃呃
[00:11:01] 你你管不着
[00:11:02] 你管是谁呢
[00:11:04] 我的相好儿怎么着
[00:11:06] 你吃醋
[00:11:08] 这样
[00:11:09] 你怎么这么说话
[00:11:12] 不过
[00:11:12] 舅爷我倒提醒你啊
[00:11:16] 暗室里的斗心计
[00:11:19] 天幕如坚
[00:11:21] 这话你懂不懂
[00:11:23] 老天爷的眼睛可不揉
[00:11:25] 砂纸里包不住火
[00:11:28] 戏法儿早晚得变露
[00:11:32] 我说的话你懂吗
[00:11:35] 就这几句话
[00:11:37] 再看这刘海
[00:11:38] 说这脸都青了
[00:11:39] 不不不
[00:11:41] Aa 懂
[00:11:42] 懂懂懂懂
[00:11:44] 说了
[00:11:44] 他们走了
[00:11:46] 阮伯伯看见一串***
[00:11:50] 在叫你唬人
[00:11:52] 往后我看你咋样
[00:11:54] 这一招果然有效
[00:11:56] 能有半个月
[00:11:58] 这刘坏水儿不敢冒坏水儿了
[00:12:00] 那个女人也不见面
[00:12:03] 说到这咱
[00:12:04] 得介绍介绍
[00:12:06] 究竟怎么回事儿
[00:12:08] 果然叫栾蒲包彩种
[00:12:11] 这刘坏水儿根本就不是什么革命党
[00:12:15] 咱不说呢
[00:12:16] 革命党如何
[00:12:16] 纯洁如何
[00:12:18] 都是人才
[00:12:18] 不是那个意思
[00:12:20] 就是说他肯定不是这小子太自私
[00:12:24] 原来有一次他去逛窑子去
[00:12:27] 前些时
[00:12:28] 光摇子认识一个朋友
[00:12:30] 是个东北人
[00:12:32] 车
[00:12:33] 那个人说还姓张
[00:12:35] 他曾经在帅府当过差
[00:12:38] 说现在呢
[00:12:39] 他是革命党人
[00:12:42] 这个坏处就爱赶时髦
[00:12:44] 一听人家是革命党人
[00:12:46] 又不知道如何给人打溜须
[00:12:48] 好了
[00:12:49] 那个人发现
[00:12:51] 这个刘怀顺嘴大舌敞
[00:12:55] 好显摆
[00:12:56] 号
[00:12:57] 百5 号张扬
[00:12:59] 是这么个或侧面一了解
[00:13:02] 又是新丰楼的
[00:13:05] 账房先生新房楼市北京头一网大风光
[00:13:10] A
[00:13:10] 很重视的
[00:13:12] 所以就想利用做宣传机器
[00:13:15] 赶这个人儿呢
[00:13:17] 没那么多的时间
[00:13:19] 就把他在摇子里头靠热了一个女人
[00:13:23] 就刚才咱说这女的把他推到前台
[00:13:27] 让他跟刘怀顺两个人共同做宣传工作
[00:13:33] 宣传经费你们自己去想办法
[00:13:37] 我们没这笔经费
[00:13:40] 这个女人呢
[00:13:41] 也是东北的
[00:13:43] 会几句词儿
[00:13:45] 口齿也不差
[00:13:47] 所以呢
[00:13:48] 他从他那相好的那块儿炖了点儿词儿
[00:13:51] 再转卖给刘怀顺
[00:13:53] 什么孙中山落
[00:13:55] 什么张作霖辣
[00:13:56] 这些消息都源于上帝
[00:13:59] 什么意思
[00:14:00] 原来张作霖雇了一大批人做宣传员
[00:14:05] 赞颂张大元帅现在也投身革命了
[00:14:09] 跟孙中山先生携手了
[00:14:12] 扩大舆论
[00:14:14] 收买了不少人
[00:14:16] 刘怀顺就是那小崽儿
[00:14:19] 人类女人掌握它
[00:14:21] 不仅说啊
[00:14:22] 是他的领导
[00:14:24] 俩人还胡扯
[00:14:25] 叫栾蒲包发现
[00:14:27] 就这么回事儿
[00:14:29] 当然
[00:14:29] 这些细情栾蒲包不清楚
[00:14:32] 但是说书D 他清楚
[00:14:35] 就这么个来龙去脉
[00:14:37] 咱就说刘怀顺
[00:14:40] 半个月没赶来
[00:14:42] 等过了半个月
[00:14:43] 觉着不去也不是那么回事儿
[00:14:46] 他又回来了
[00:14:47] 刚进新房楼板的下怀
[00:14:50] 怎么吓坏
[00:14:52] Ie 瞅这里边儿举重与众不同
[00:14:56] 大伙擦抹桌案
[00:15:00] 收拾的干干净净
[00:15:02] 连王恩普都累得满头大汗
[00:15:06] 你看这怎么回事儿
[00:15:07] 找干土
[00:15:09] 姐夫
[00:15:15] 你咋才来
[00:15:17] 最近身体不舒服
[00:15:19] 我来晚
[00:15:21] 你
[00:15:21] 你不是革命去啦
[00:15:23] 你不革命吗
[00:15:26] 不行
[00:15:26] 你这话从何说起让我不知道头脑
[00:15:30] 你知道个屁呀你
[00:15:33] 我问你的事儿
[00:15:34] 你即使革命的
[00:15:37] 孙中山先生到了北京啦
[00:15:40] 你咋没去迎接
[00:15:42] 咋没听你白话
[00:15:44] 孙中山先生死在医院了
[00:15:46] 这么大的举动
[00:15:48] 举国都哀悼
[00:15:50] 咋没听你白活
[00:15:51] 你不革命的
[00:15:53] 鲜见你是冒牌货
[00:15:55] 你狗屁不是啊
[00:15:57] 嗯
[00:15:59] 姐夫
[00:16:01] 我是叫人拿钱雇的
[00:16:03] 我没办法
[00:16:04] 你们拿我不当人
[00:16:06] 我就得自己装人行了
[00:16:08] 行了吧
[00:16:08] 别白活
[00:16:10] 姐夫这是干啥干啥
[00:16:14] 大元帅张作霖
[00:16:17] 一会儿来吃饭
[00:16:19] 别装孙子了
[00:16:20] 系上围裙收拾卫生
[00:16:24] 长得帅又要来了
[00:16:26] 我的娘j bie 可不好惹
[00:16:28] 把我收拾的干干净净
[00:16:31] 每屋里都是鲜花
[00:16:34] 下午四点
[00:16:36] 就听外头v v v v v v oy l
[00:16:42] 下车下车
[00:16:43] 下车
[00:16:44] 呱呱呱呱
[00:16:44] 呱呱姐揍
[00:16:51] 大伙往外的丑戒了严
[00:16:55] 不说是净水泼街
[00:16:57] 黄土垫道也差不多
[00:17:00] 又过了20 分钟左右
[00:17:03] 来了一辆黑色大轿车
[00:17:07] 还真是叫生根呢
[00:17:08] 轿子一样
[00:17:09] 到了新丰楼
[00:17:10] 前面车子停住
[00:17:13] 副冠掀下来
[00:17:14] 把车门打开
[00:17:15] 紧跟这个小个子从里面钻出来
[00:17:19] 神采奕奕是红光满面
[00:17:24] 哈哈哈哈
[00:17:27] 1922 年骂他个巴子的
[00:17:31] 哎
[00:17:32] 我打了败仗
[00:17:34] 那天我就说过
[00:17:36] 有朝一日我还得回北京
[00:17:40] 现在如愿以偿
[00:17:42] 老子回来了
[00:17:44] 啊
[00:17:46] 哎呀
[00:17:46] 还得到新丰楼吃点山东菜呀
[00:17:52] 汪恩普栾蒲包所有住人都接出来
[00:17:57] 大帅大帅可好
[00:18:00] 祝大帅旗开得胜
[00:18:01] 马到成功
[00:18:02] 大帅都准备好了
[00:18:04] 您里边请
[00:18:06] 栾老弟
[00:18:07] 还认识老兄马
[00:18:09] 咱哥儿俩今后你多亲
[00:18:13] 多聚
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