《I Just Go Nuts At Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Yorgi Yorgesson

[00:00:06] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:09] On that yolly holiday

[00:00:12] I'll go in the red like a knucklehead

[00:00:14] 'Cause I squander all my pay

[00:00:17] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:20] Shopping sure drives me beserk

[00:00:23] On the day before I rush in da store

[00:00:26] Like a pervous nelly yerk

[00:00:29] I look at nightgowns for my wife

[00:00:32] Dose black ones trimmed in red

[00:00:35] But I won't know her size and so

[00:00:38] She'll get a carpet sweeper instead

[00:00:41] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:44] Ven each kid hangs up his sock

[00:00:47] I'ts a time for kids to flip der lids

[00:00:50] While der papa goes in hock

[00:01:02] On da night before Christmas

[00:01:04] I'ts still in the house

[00:01:06] My family is sleeping

[00:01:08] I'm quiet like a mouse

[00:01:10] I look at my watch

[00:01:12] And midnight is near

[00:01:14] I tink I'll sneak out for a cold glass of beer

[00:01:18] Down at the corner the crowd is so merry

[00:01:21] I end up by drinking about twelve tom yerry

[00:01:24] I get to bed late and yee wish how I'm sleeping

[00:01:29] Ven on to my bed dose darn kids day come leaping

[00:01:32] Day sit on my face and day yump on my belly

[00:01:35] And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly

[00:01:39] Day scream merry Christmas

[00:01:41] And my poor wife and me

[00:01:43] Ve stumble down stairs and she lights off da tree

[00:01:47] My head is exploding

[00:01:50] My mouth tastes like a pickle

[00:01:53] I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle

[00:01:57] Use befor Christmas dinner

[00:01:59] I relax to a point

[00:02:01] Den relatives start svarming all over da yoint

[00:02:05] On Christmas

[00:02:07] I hug and I kiss my wifes mother

[00:02:10] Da rest of da year

[00:02:11] Ve don't speak to each other

[00:02:14] After dinner my aunt and my wifes uncle louie

[00:02:17] Get into a arguement

[00:02:19] There both awful screwy

[00:02:21] Den all of my wifes family say louie is right

[00:02:24] And my goofy relations day yoin in da fight

[00:02:27] Back in da corner da radio is playing

[00:02:30] And over da racket gabriel heater is saying

[00:02:33] Peace on earth everybody

[00:02:36] And good will toward men

[00:02:39] And yust at dat moment

[00:02:41] Someone slugs uncle ben

[00:02:43] Dey all run outside vhooping for da neighbors will hear

[00:02:47] Ohhhh I'm so glad merry Christmas

[00:02:50] Comes yus for you

[00:02:53] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:02:56] But I still have lots of fun

[00:02:59] Yust the same as you I enyoy it too

[00:03:03] Merry Christmas everyone