《I Just Go Nuts at Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Harry Stewart

[00:00:06] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:08] On that yolly holiday

[00:00:11] I'll go in the red like a knucklehead

[00:00:15] Cuz I'll squander all my pay

[00:00:17] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:20] Shopping sure drives me berserk

[00:00:23] On the day before I rush in a store

[00:00:26] Like a pure bewildered yerk

[00:00:29] I look at nightgowns for my wife

[00:00:33] Those black ones trimmed in red

[00:00:36] But I won't know her size and so

[00:00:39] She'll get a carpet sweeper instead

[00:00:42] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:00:45] When each kid hangs up his sock

[00:00:47] It's a time for kids to flip their lids

[00:00:51] While their papa goes in hock

[00:01:02] On the night before Christmas

[00:01:04] It's still in the house

[00:01:06] My family is sleeping

[00:01:08] So I'm quiet like a mouse

[00:01:10] I look at my watch and midnight is near

[00:01:15] I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer

[00:01:18] Down at the corner the crowd is so merry

[00:01:21] I end up by drinking about 12 Tom and Yerry

[00:01:25] I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping

[00:01:29] When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping

[00:01:33] They sit on my face and they yump on my belly

[00:01:36] And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly

[00:01:40] They scream Merry Christmas and my poor wife and me

[00:01:44] We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree

[00:01:48] My head is exploding

[00:01:51] My mouth tastes like a pickle

[00:01:53] I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle

[00:01:58] Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point

[00:02:02] Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint

[00:02:06] On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother

[00:02:11] The rest of the year we don't speak to each other

[00:02:15] After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie

[00:02:19] Get into an argument

[00:02:20] They're both awful screwy

[00:02:22] Then all my wife's family say Louie is right

[00:02:25] And my goofy relations

[00:02:26] They yoin in the fight

[00:02:28] Back in the corner the radio is playing

[00:02:31] And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying

[00:02:35] Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men

[00:02:40] And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben

[00:02:44] They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear

[00:02:48] Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year

[00:02:54] Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

[00:02:57] But I still have lots of fun

[00:03:00] Yust the same as you I enyoy it too

[00:03:04] Merry Christmas Everyone