《Funky Dividends》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Dividends - Three Times Dope

[00:00:03] Michelle why you gotta tell Mickey everything about us

[00:00:07] Cause I needed somebody to talk to

[00:00:09] But you're trying to make it seem like I started it all

[00:00:12] I just told her the story the way it went

[00:00:14] Michelle

[00:00:14] What

[00:00:16] Look Since you seem to be forgetting

[00:00:17] I'm a tell you the story

[00:00:18] From the beginning Aiight

[00:00:19] Umm hmmm

[00:00:21] Cruising down the Ave with my homeboy Boove

[00:00:23] Laying back like jack mellowing to the groove

[00:00:25] The Greatest Man Alive was cold rocking my world

[00:00:28] Then I rocked a little harder

[00:00:29] When I saw this fresh fly girl

[00:00:31] A hold up I can't go out like a nut

[00:00:32] I had to conjure out a cool way to strut

[00:00:35] They call me ES the overlord of fresh

[00:00:37] I saw you in the dress and I just had to impress

[00:00:40] My compliment came through in a clutch

[00:00:42] She started to blush Then I knew what was up

[00:00:45] Called her next morning Said What'll it be

[00:00:47] Dinner and a movie or just chillin' with me

[00:00:49] She said Me So I went and got the slimy

[00:00:52] But as soon as I opened the door she said Gimme

[00:00:54] It was like I was a bone and she was fetching

[00:00:57] She gobbled cold swallowed my one's like Greedy Gretchin

[00:00:59] Then after a couple of weeks of good loving my friends

[00:01:02] She did the dummy move and started asking for my dividends

[00:01:04] Rah rah rah rah rah

[00:01:09] Come around the corner looking funki fresh

[00:01:11] This new jack babe started popin' a mess

[00:01:14] Steady trip cause I didn't call her last night

[00:01:16] I kindly pulled her to the side and said

[00:01:18] Yo take a hike

[00:01:18] Cause I don't need it girl

[00:01:20] Too many problems in this world

[00:01:21] So go on ahead with your jheri curl

[00:01:23] She wanted Jefferson's and Lincoln's

[00:01:24] I said No way Yo Slim

[00:01:26] What do you think this is

[00:01:27] President's Day

[00:01:28] People start buggin' over things like that honey

[00:01:31] You know the time So don't act funny with my money

[00:01:33] I refuse to abuse my savings and loans

[00:01:35] So if you want some ends baby you best go with your own

[00:01:38] Now I said it once before and

[00:01:39] I'm a say it again Best believe you

[00:01:41] Won't receive no dividends

[00:01:43] Michelle how come every time we argue it got to be about

[00:01:47] Money

[00:01:48] When I was with Steady B I had it all Gucci Louie

[00:01:51] Vaton gold

[00:01:53] Liz Claiborne I had it all You ain't giving me nothing

[00:01:57] It's a shame Nowadays you've got to stay paid

[00:02:00] It ain't like the old days when you could serenade

[00:02:02] Take walks with your girl at night in the park

[00:02:04] And in the shadow secretly steal her heart

[00:02:07] But the new wave 80's has everything reversible

[00:02:09] Instead of walks you drive a Cadillac Convertible

[00:02:12] Two's bound to kill you All you need is one

[00:02:14] To constantly bug you to get her hair done

[00:02:16] Every weeks a new style She's always got to rock it

[00:02:19] Like a Super Bowl sack she's tackling your pockets

[00:02:21] But when you want to chill you find

[00:02:23] That something always blocks it

[00:02:24] You're looking for your wallet but your girlfriends got it

[00:02:26] I tried to put you D own cause you was my friend

[00:02:28] You didn't listen Now she's got you for your dividends

[00:02:31] You bought another dress This is ridiculous

[00:02:34] That's the third dress this week

[00:02:38] The world is very different now

[00:02:43] The world is very different now

[00:02:45] Now I don't like to get upset and I don't like to riff

[00:02:48] But one thing that gets me hype is when girls shoot the gift

[00:02:50] Now there's a little saying about the J-O-B

[00:02:52] But what she's really trying to do is take your D-O-E

[00:02:55] N' wreck your whole check on the latest design

[00:02:57] When you're broke it's all a joke

[00:02:59] But when your paid it's fine

[00:03:00] This advice to you I lend

[00:03:01] Begin to let it sink and you can spin

[00:03:03] But don't be taking nothing my friend

[00:03:05] Now I said it once before and I'm a say it again

[00:03:07] Best believe you won't receive no dividends

[00:03:09] Now I said it once before and I'm a say it again

[00:03:12] Best believe you won't receive no dividends

[00:03:16] Word Ya know what I'm saying

[00:03:17] I don't mind giving my girl something

[00:03:20] Or any woman for that matter-ifthey need it

[00:03:22] But love shouldn't be used as a personal

[00:03:24] VISA card on the strength

[00:03:25] Cause the same way you're trying to

[00:03:27] Get somebody you can get got

[00:03:29] Workers large still in effect

[00:03:30] Ain't that right Wood

[00:03:32] Ye-yeahye-yeah

[00:03:34] Why you looking at me like that ES

[00:03:36] Cause man Michelle

[00:03:37] If I had known you were going to do me like this

[00:03:39] I would have never stepped to you from the giddy up

[00:03:42] Well if I had known you weren't going to provide for me

[00:03:44] I wouldn't have talked to you anyway Straight up

[00:03:47] I thought you was the Greatest Man Alive

[00:03:49] But I guess I was wrong

[00:03:50] Psssh I wonder if my grand pops and pops

[00:03:52] Went through things like this back in the day

[00:03:55] Cause man this ain't

[00:03:56] Worth it

[00:03:58] The world

[00:03:59] The world

[00:04:00] The world is very different now

[00:04:05] The world is very different now now now now now